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MRW I go to the animal shelter to visit with a dog I'm considering adopting.
Mar 16, 2018 2:15 PM
nerva756
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PunnyPunenstein
rememeber the rap album that Macho Man Randy Savage release. it was like 13 songs of why Hulk Hogan is a pussy
TheGooseMoose
Garouleloup
Ah yes, the first appearence of the human spider, blessed by Bruce Campbell himself.
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
DOGGIES AND MACHO MAN!!!!!!!!!!
Bollramm
The Boulder is over his confliction!
HapaxLegomaniax
Is he Ben and Freds dad?
PhailRaptor
I use this line whenever a co-worker thinks they're going somewhere. Break/lunch, home, different department... whatever.
Grizzlydave
3 minutes of play time
xlv15
Cyractacus
When it's time to go, but you know you will return :
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ILIKEYOUSIR
I grew up watching him wrestle, but all I can here is
LobsterBandito
ARE YOOOOOOOOOU READEEEEEEYYYYYY? CAUS BONESAWS READEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!
dontstressicanchangethisanytime
Dog tries to avoid you and then settles for KO?
Khrome
the cream will always riiiiise to the top. oohhyeah
vvitchin
UNJUSTIFIABLY IN A POSITION ID RATHER NOT BE IN but the creeeeam rises to the top
quixotegut
THA BONESAWWW!!!!
jester666
maybe....maybe you shouldn't adopt...
KernelPanicAtTheDisco
Bonesaw is ready!!
BoopThaSnoot
Macho man Randy savage was my third cousin twice removed. True story.
wherethehorriblethingsare
You adopt that dog right now.
alphusultimus
Wankathon
It was a different time
YogurtUK
Loved Macho. But honestly, how 'roided up did he look in this movie?
Ugubu
Oh Yeah!
seafoamistasty
This is awesome. And good luck with the adoption!
warick
It always makes me so uncomfortable how stiff his back is.
handbanana13
Randy ate steroids like skittles. They don’t make em like that no more.
PanzforGaming
When Thanos fights Spider-Man
iaminseriousneedofadrink
I wonder what the comic/movie would have been like had the Bonesaw Character been bit by the Spider Instead. ..?
BatmansPants
I quote this scene quite a bit in my adult life. The wife got very tired of hearing it when I failed to meet the proposed time, repeatedly.
dohctergsx
Hate when that happens.
zackofspades
Hey 10 seconds of sex and 170 seconds of sobbing is still three minutes.
nobodylikesmyname
Pad it out with some foreplay and oral
xSquirrelly
Bonesaw is reAAADY
HerMajestysSecretButthole
Superglue. Hehehe
TasteyourTears
Alcohol. Don’t get wasted but a beer or two always seems to make me last longer, sometimes too long but I digress
Crumply
Take SSRIs
CaspianQuix
WhatWaresWouldAWerewordWear
I AM THE CREAM
theresalwaysroomforlego
Ooooooohhhhh yeeeaaahhh!!
CoopDaWoop
Fucking love this segment. He just keeps endlessly producing coffee creamers out of nowhere.
CoopDaWoop
Must have concocted the idea sitting at a diner table for breakfast before the interview. Saw the creamers and had his eureka moment.
theresalwaysroomforlego
Haha. That's the theory I proposed to my buddies. I bet the Hulkster bet him he couldn't do a promo using coffee creamers!
iaminseriousneedofadrink
Macho Man. Animated and in character to the bitter end. Loved that guy.
harrybo12
Do you want a drink?
iaminseriousneedofadrink
Want and Need are 2 different things.
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
something tells me he was just always that intense
eddieeeeeee69
My favorite superstar. Fun fact, him and I share the same birthday.
Himalayiantortoise
Happy birthday
BlurpyTheRabid
Correction(?) - you LOVE that guy.
iaminseriousneedofadrink
Loved. As in past tense. The Man has passed on. I do enjoy his memory.
theelvesoflothlorien
Did he die?
usernameczecksout
Sadly yes. Coronary Artery Disease. 90% narrowing of his arteries but he had no idea - never diagnosed or treated. Get checked out folks!
phantomshadow19819000
Snapped too many slim jims
theelvesoflothlorien
OMG that's pretty sad
Balisarius
We all die. Its not hard.
ForTheSwarm
I am
theelvesoflothlorien
Sometimes it is. I wouldn't recommend getting lung cancer for example.
Mikeiller
So, just because everybody else does it you're going to do it too?
Balisarius
Peer pressure.
iaminseriousneedofadrink
The Macho Man passed away May 20 , 2011.
HughLaurie
Nearly 7 years...
theelvesoflothlorien
Awww I thought that's what was implied by the past tense.
AnonresponsivE
Savage.
eddieeeeeee69
He sacrificed himself to stop the coming of Jesus Christ
V80Q8
TasteyourTears
Haha the good ole rapture