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Motorcycle guy prevents suicide
FP EDIT: We made frontpage!!!
Original video : http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7231905/c49ff73e/nee,_geen_zelfmoord_plegen_.html
Also, thank you @infinitystones for telling me how to edit!!
Vaellyth
Let us also take a moment to commend the drivers who could have continued along, but stopped as well.
N8DGAF
-Motorcyclist saves suicidal man by rev bombing the shit out of him while saying "are you fucking serious, use you're fucking eyes!!!"
GardenGnomeExperience
https://imgur.com/ABxOvO7
MisterDicksir
arthur2929
That's a good guy for helping out
AluminiumFalcon
The internet has ruined me so much that I'm inclined to believe these two staged it.
ROBOTvsMAN
*Motorcycle guy almost commits suicide to prevent someone else from committing suicide.
kemet44
And that is the most stressful thing I have watched all day
klystron2010
"Local Man Saves Car Windshield"
TheFrozenNorwegian
Motorcycle-guy = best super hero
ActualTttony
DO A FLIP!!
Orion1030
Could just as easily have ended up in 20 car pile-up.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
"Alright, go! I got it from this angle now."
MoMoTheDestoyer
Dude, I'm just sitting here...I like watching cars -Guy on bridge probably
scoopingcatpoop
If not for this man, the guy may have jumped, cars wouldn't have stopped and there might have been a lot of injuries/trauma on that scene
Ulthirm
Yes because cars have a giant cage around them that prevents seeing that side of the bridge...
pixelsnader
I'm pretty sure that whoever's windshield he would fall through, they would stop.
Sect119
So, he walks to the southbound lanes and jumps.
TurtIeproof
*MUFFLED BY MOTORBIKE HELMET: ♫ I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend ♫
wantondisregard
I'd have given that poor guy a big hug, he looks totally dejected
Thatguythatknowsbetter
That was my thought at the end of it too. Just hug the guy. Can't imagine how it feels to be that close to ending it all....
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
He was hitchhiking his way to his mother's funeral.
RandomBSpost
By driving the wrong way on a freeway? WTF?
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
What?!, I'm just sitting here! -guy on bridge.
MaxMinutiae
My uncle got arrested for that once. He just said it was a relaxing place to think. Been up there dozens of times.
MesserAuditore
"Why does everyone assume I want to kill myself?"
blooregardqkazoo
No joke, this happened to me. Just sitting on a bridge, then every cop on the city showed up and I got community service :/
eviedigital
Hero
blackbaron
That tear me up, this was beautiful.
SharkShanker
"Do a flip!"
Erojas56
Bro you are a fucking hero
NotYourEverydayBanana
More like Motorcycle guy prevents broken leg and maybe a headache
memelordnito
Swan diving normally puts a head into concrete pretty effectively.
NotYourEverydayBanana
that made me laugh
Reddindian
In India people would run over the biker and think of it as Universal Justice served. "Aise kaise suicide rokega? Bhagwaan hai? Is he God?"
Vaellyth
In the US, people would be recording with their smartphones.
Vaellyth
*The suicide, that is.
RussianJudge
Reddindian
Fraptor
sauce?
DamnWhales
I only have a link to where I got the video, http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7231905/c49ff73e/nee,_geen_zelfmoord_plegen_.html
ikbenlike
Are you Dutch?
DamnWhales
I am
Atomic2
Oh man I remember dumpert from back in the day. Had some dutch friends on an old car forum.
nexusband
https://youtu.be/5rEGESxFj4Q last one
NimajnebNessler
But what does he say?
Atomic2
At first he says predictably "don't do it", then he says "lets go for a ride" a few times before heading up there.
MexiTaco
And once he's up there?
Atomic2
Rider gets there and reiterates "lets go for a ride", dude asks why hes there (hard to hear him) and rider says "I saw you and wanted to 1/
ZombieTrooper
Rider while under bridge "Dude cmon! DONT! x3"
X0US
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ZyGyZyGy
Can verify. I am Русский.
DamnWhales
thank you for the translation!
ZombieTrooper
You welcome, friend.
BigSnicker
It's my pleasure to notify you of your new designation of Honorary Canadian, on behalf of the Canadian Society of Internet Good Deeds.
ZombieTrooper
R : " its not worth it! come to the side! i let you get a ride on tje bike!"
ZombieTrooper
Jumper "Why!? who tf are you?!"
memepolice420
R: "uhhhhh I'm actually your dad....."
ZombieTrooper
ZombieTrooper
R:" just go back man! im saying that you will get a ride from me"
ZombieTrooper
on bridge : R: "my man! whats up with you?!"
ZombieTrooper
J; "nonthing really, why are you here?!"
me23598e
Can someone tell us what he said to stop him from jumping?
MitchBeaucannon
"Do a back flip!" - "It's not high enough!" - "I know a better spot! I'll drive you there!" - "Cool, thanks, bruh!"
MrTsiri
Nothing special. You can prevent them by just talking to them. You dont need any special negotiating skills.
Noahy503
Hey you!. Not so easy. You owe me three fiddy!!
mal5341
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Amay7695
jedi mind tricks, what is left to say?
Asdfjlk
"I'M FROM THE FUTURE! HE GOES BACK TO HIS REALITY SHOW AT THE END OF THE YEAR!!!"
cormacmccarthyreviewsdottiescafe
Nice
0isnegatve273or459
"can we have sex before you kill yourself?" "what? Are you fucking sick?" "fine, I will just wait here, your body should be still warm after
seriouslyshutup1
"Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fooking guts!!!!"
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend.
theREALfrankcastle
that username though
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
We could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in
Whitetiger7654
And if you do not want to see me again, I would understand.
AreYouPlayingTHEGame
I would understand
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
"Do a flip!" "Oh dam, guess im not doing this today"
theREALfrankcastle
Hes even better with blackjack and hookers
AwesomeKazu
Bender is the best.
DarkSock
"The new phone book's here! THE NEW PHONE BOOK'S HERE!!!!"
Catlore
"I'm SOMEBODY!"
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
https://media.giphy.com/media/NnGGHE0muVqpO/giphy.gif
crimeandpuntonfirstdown
Things are going to start happening to me now...
DarkSock
"SOMEBODY HATES THESE OIL CANS!!!"
DamnWhales
It is all in Russian (or a similar language) but here's the original video. (1/2)
daytimedrinkingincoffeecups
The guy says starts yelling come on down, cmon don't do it, I'll take u for a ride on the bike, cmon let's go for a ride" in Russian
Wubalubadubdub7
Thanks OP! Will try to feed audio into translator o.0 +1
Wubalubadubdub7
Much background noise for clear translation. "Get to the mandate, getting done for tomorrow" etc.. I doubt that's what was so convincing..
Wubalubadubdub7
Am no speechologist @__@
Vatatheo
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Wubalubadubdub7
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dollarstodonuts
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Wubalubadubdub7
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DamnWhales
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7231905/c49ff73e/nee,_geen_zelfmoord_plegen_.html (2/2)
Ulthirm
Jeez even the wind is in russian.
Ulthirm
Russian past him.
Bfizzle
Why not post the source without being prompted?
DamnWhales
I meant to put it under the gif but I completely forgot. (Also, idk how to edit)
grubbylittleslug
Depends what platform you're on. Straightforward on iPhone or PC
Wubalubadubdub7
Also the language is Dutch I found out
MrSpankalot
It is a Dutch website but the language isn't Dutch. I think it's Russian.
rmeg
Dutch and Russian speaker here. It's Russian.
friggingeee
How'd you find that out? (It's Russian.)
ithinkallinallthismustbethelongestusernameiveeverusedonanysite
My SO says I can speak fluent crap.
leilaleilaleila
It's a Dutch site, but the vid itself is Russian. Can confirm, I speak both.
DontLookAtMePenis
It's actually Scottish
DamnWhales
I am Dutch but it doesn't sound Dutch to me? O.o
WarlockSniper
Dutch as well, and I know several dialects, including a minute amount of Frysian. This is none of them. Definitely as Dutch as the Kremlin.
Cerinna
Frysian sounds like an odd combo between Drents (yeaboiiiii), German and English anyway.
DamnWhales
I'm pretty sure it's Russian, thank you for sharing your knowledge tho :)
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AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
Not if you dive headfirst
LordChappers
https://y.yarn.co/87959848-98f3-46a3-a9f1-03a1fe8555d7_100_h_6.gif
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
Not if you land on your head/neck or in front of a semi going 65. Get the wipers going and make a day of it
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
That's a broken neck/crushed skull. Not quick or painless unless you're very lucky
seriouslyshutup1
Which might cause an accident that hurts innocent people and might make the driver feel somehow responsible. Fuck suicides.
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
Pretty sure if you are about to kill yourself, probably don't care about collateral damage. Idk tho, never tried it
seriouslyshutup1
Pretty sure you've never actually listened to anyone who has almost considered it.
TheN0whereMan
Actually that's part of what kept me from doing it
seriouslyshutup1
You're under 30, right?
seriouslyshutup1
You get craftier as you get older.
Iwillhaveoneofeverything
I've unfortunately been part of this kind of situation prior. Often in highway the death occurs after multiple vehicles went over the body.
ImperialWatch
Got stories?
bBugatti
Bro chill
Iwillhaveoneofeverything
it's a short anecdote. And I'm going to be unsatisfactorily vague to keep it being traced to me. So 1/ 5am thanksgiving my uber driver
Iwillhaveoneofeverything
ran over something on the high way. It was dark but someone said they saw a shirt and it looked like a body. Also realized it was right 2/