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drhobotron
#8
tinydog
#24 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bGptcGhydHYwMThqMGdnOGk2bXExODVwNGtveTM0ZGM3dGtoc3gzbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9EwnzGNjvmIG4/200w.webp
TheHumanSeason
#35 I'm sure lots of people know this, but if you put -ai after a Google search it excludes the ai answers
JustDaShoemaker
#31 I prefer “my, you’ve got me hotter than Georgia asphalt” if you’re a woman and “well, you make me want to be a better man” if you’re a dude
CaldariBob
FYI - Noem's dress-up hats hide the fact that nothing from her cheeks up moves like a normal human's, due to too much Botox.
BastardSeagull
#31 That's like...half the point of poetry, my friend.
Klaustrophile
#1 I hurt scoliosis kid today / to see if I still feel
TheSovietUnion
#37 is this real? Where is this? 👀
NegasonicAdultEMP
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petronas_Towers
SociallyInept1
This dump was fire.
'preciate you babe *awkward finger guns*
NegasonicAdultEMP
gummyloaf
#29 hey fuck you specifically. Maybe I will
NegasonicAdultEMP
Good
gummyloaf
<3
CobainsSarcoma
#4 are you going to be wearing your glasses while you do it?
NegasonicAdultEMP
Yes
CobainsSarcoma
deal
Whoisthisdoctorwho2000
#18 ok... so i always thoughtnit was super cringe and I could never see the point of pole dancing until this moment, now I get it.
UltraLincoln
Hooray for kink knowledge!
PubMed12927120suckssobad
#47 is this a still from Civil War? Underrated movie, in my opinion
NegasonicAdultEMP
Yes. Way better than I expected
Asifwaswere
#23 my go to response is “I am weird…I specifically warned everyone upfront that I am weird so I repeat…I am weird.”
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
#28 damn I thought it was just me
psugab
#22 me too sangria
andexer
#31 get a thesaurus: aroused, excited, intrigued, primed, soaked, my thoughts are dripping down my thighs, ooops I jizzed right in my pants
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Personally, I prefer a dry heat. I wanna feel my brain heating up like a lint-blocked computer, trying to happily process all the amazing shit you are saying and thinking. I can buy lube.
badcode4o4
sploosh!
RonnieSoak
pocketpython
This classy enough?
MissIWasntItching
"my thoughts are dripping down my thighs"
Winner.
andexer
Thank you! I liked that one too
spiffylookingnerfherder
'Brings a tear to my thigh'
lurkmoarjono
"if i get anymore wet you can play table hockey with me in a room with smooth floors."
Anfalicious
And where am I just going to find a dinosaur? Smdh
SubTrout
#12 Yeah, but... what if uranium tastes fuckin' good? How would we know?
zerogiven
It probably doesn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGLipn2GKqI&t=161s
By the way, if you were to eat regular uranium -- the kind you mine out of the ground, with its usual mixture of isotopes, not pure enriched U-235 or anything -- you'd be in more danger from heavy metal toxicity than from radiation. It's particularly hard on the kidneys, I believe, and also likely on the brain and nervous system. Enriched U-235 would taste exactly the same but add way more radiation to the dangers too.
malortdrinker
well, it's possible (though still not recommended) that uranium compounds might be tasty. lead acetate was used as a sweetener in antiquity: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead(II)_acetate#Sweetener
psugab
#35 -ai in every search
serleth
Or stop using Google entirely. Brave is pretty good.
haki23
#1 I went to a NIN show on the 2nd of two night shows, where on the first night the drummer had to go to the hospital for stitches after Trent threw a microphone stand at his head.
During his show he grabbed that mic stand again, swung it like an Olympic hammer and lobbed it toward the drummer again, but because he was smart, the drummer ducked this time.
I think concerts are a form of therapy for Trent, but only his bandmates are in danger
Asifwaswere
Omg so this is kinda a legit fear?
haki23
Sure, if you join the band
grandfalloon
Huh... I remember this exact thing happening 20 something years to Ginger Fish, who was the drummer for Marilyn Manson. Probably not anymore. I think he's replaced literally every position in the band multiple times over.
randomwalrus
Fun fact, baby carrots are just ugly/misshapen carrots ground down to make them presentable/marketable.
Cyanide555
Unless you grow them yourself and pull them early so they are genuinely baby carrots. They're also very nice. The shop ones are bullshit.
SodomySnake
#12 Dogs like chocolate and will happily eat it if you don't stop them. Lead acetate or ethylene glycol or Nintendo Switch game cartridges would probably be a better comparison.
imjustabill495
Heroin was my first thought as an analog
mithiwithi
Also, the way chocolate kills dogs is by being a potent stimulant that causes heart failure. And the dog is just about to be given an overdose of barbiturates.
lpooptoomuch
it takes quite a bit and i think it has to be dark chocolate for it to really hurt the dog, a small amount of milk chocolate (like a candy bar) will give them the runs for a medium to large dog. I gave my boy a reeses cup when it was time, he loved it.
Hackwitch
Yeah, it's not really the massive danger people make it out to be. Like, it's not good for them, and you shouldn't give it to them, but one of mine ate an entire box of chocolate liqueurs once and was completely fine.
andexer
Yeah, but... I am absolutely curious about the culinary uses and attributes of uranium now
ionicseraph
A gram of uranium-235, if completely fissioned (a nuclear reaction), releases an immense amount of energy, roughly 20 billion calories (or 20 million food Calories), but humans cannot access this as dietary energy; eating uranium causes severe heavy metal and radioactive poisoning, leading to organ failure and death, not weight gain, as our bodies lack the ability to trigger nuclear fission. Might be tasty though, who knows...
ItsMoreComplicatedThanThis
I don't get #11
Asifwaswere
I didn’t either!
NegasonicAdultEMP
The hand looks like a penis before she opens it to those of us with our minds in the gutter
ItsMoreComplicatedThanThis
Oh hey, it does :D
Asifwaswere
Thank you I was also confused lol
Tishall
#4 this is the only true measurement for love
Unclescam
He says no instinctively because insane and then the oh, my god because he's used to the insane.
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
Dude, mayonnaise, gross.
Tishall
I would be willing to substitute mayo for another condiment. Preferably mustard, BBQ sauce second.
spattr
#1 Trent Reznor will only beat you up if instructed to do so by God Money.
CaldariBob
Lou Reed would beat you up for the raw sexual thrill.
FeloniousMonk13
#1 yes, and other fans often join in to help
ZaphodBbx
And we're going to skip right past a 15 year old taking vicodin for an extended period...
FeloniousMonk13
Poor kids got the scoliosis bad ya know
ZaphodBbx
Yeah, but that's not exactly a treatment; it's more like adding a second condition.
CaldariBob
You wouldn't understand unless you've been scoliosis-ridden, too!
ZaphodBbx
My scoliosis is relatively mild, but my vicoden consumption is barely kept in check...mostly by other drugs.
NegasonicAdultEMP
That’s health care baby. Treat the symptoms, not the cause of the symptoms
JStengah
#13 that's not what it's doing. This is like every other vapid post and article that wrongly anthropomorphizes ai's and tries to turn their replies or apologies into official responses. They are not spokespeople, they're pattern matching machines that are designed to give you an answer that satisfies its prompt.
HerbyDerbyDay
It's not even doing that. You can see in the top right corner that the program was actively directed to pull it's summary from completely different sources.
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JStengah
And an LLM is a program. It's nothing but a very complex Chinese Room (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_room). It calculates a likely response to your prompt, the hidden instructions (and any chat history) that get appended to every prompt, and a random seed used to randomize its output. Any manipulation being done would be happening at at the hidden instructions level, which means it'd be people at Google manufacturing consent, not something their AI is trying to do.
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JStengah
My complaint was that the post falls victim to the trap so many other "gotcha" posts involving chatbots fall for. Assuming that any answer from a chatbot is factual is a mistake.
HerbyDerbyDay
You can see in the top right corner of each image that he actively directed the AI to select summaries from different sources. You can hate AI and everything AI stands for without being disingenuous in the process.
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HerbyDerbyDay
I'm not 'giving' the AI any decency. It's an object, stop fucking anthropomorphizing it. And stop being ignorant of how people are using it to manipulate you, like Colin Bodayle is in that tweet. AI is shit but it's only an object; getting upset at it is like getting upset at fire for burning you. Just because a fire is dangerous and needs to be put out doesn't make it sentient. Focus on the humans who set it, and the humans using it to hurt you. Or else it will never stop.