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Nov 29, 2016 4:58 PM
BenRevzinPhotography
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zamalek1
in bread jokes are the best!
questioning1my1own1thoughts
Mazal tov!
Tangokat
Get out of here....
chancesareimpooping
OliviaEyy
Mazel tov!
Deshfyre
I prefer toast made in a toaster oven.
n1ckmz
Izzdelp
#TeamToaster
MyDogJake
Mazel Tov!
FoxyTheOverlyGenericItalianFox
As an non-native English speaker, this perfectly sums up my original idea of "toasting" before learning about the truth
ArianaGandhi
The only Jewish dude who didn't get laid on that wedding
MildInconvenience
I'm stealing this for my sister's wedding toast. No one will ever know.
BenRevzinPhotography
Sneaking in a toaster is tougher than I thought, good luck! :)
AnHonestlyPleasantTurtle
goofyfoot2010
Those crazy japs, you gotta love em
SquirrelRave
such a brave little toaster
ulnek
Is this Jewish comedy? How much was it? Hopefully it was heavily discounted.
Kerrisimo
ProudAussie
Yeasty Boy
littlewhitedove
As someone who doesn't want to give a MOH speech at her friend's wedding... thank you for this.
BenRevzinPhotography
You're welcome, let me know if you need toaster recommendations!
escrotodefuego85
why you didnt bring a oven..... shit.
JakOfNoTrades
You wee smart arse
xmaneds
ha-motzi lechem min ha-TOASTER
Ozrik
Amen
UnableQueso
At one of my friend's wedding, a friend of the bride did this same thing, except there was no speech with it. She just stood there... 1/2
UnableQueso
And everyone in the room was just looking around like "Is she going to talk? Do we eat now? I'm so confused." It was painfully cringey lol.
BenRevzinPhotography
Ouch, my speech lasted right until the toast popped out
IMayHaveSeenBetter
Hitler had a point it seems
MountainRedbeard
Holy shit that was dark. I did Nazi that coming.
thatothercrazycatlady
Do you have a video?
BenRevzinPhotography
I'm waiting on it!
thatothercrazycatlady
Well, me too!
HydeAndSeek
A Jewish comedian? This might just be crazy enough to work
BloodyPussyFart
Jews run the media. They're obviously funny enough to be a stand up comedian
NeonAdz
He only gets tips.
TalosGuideUs
Adam Sandler is that you?
TheQuestionableOp
Seinfeld?
LordofGoats
Jon Stewart, Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, many more. You see, that was the joke.
TheEcolitan
Too cheap to give her two slices? C'mon man, bust that stereotype.
RSFS17
shouldnt it be 0.77 slices?
Pwnius
make *A* toast. Singular.
EnjoysGivingOs
She only asked for one
BenRevzinPhotography
Don't worry, I pulled out another slice from my jacket pocket :)
TheEcolitan
Nice.
BlackAssMamaWhiteAssDaddy
It's A toast, but still, doughn't be stingy with your bread
BenRevzinPhotography
lol
EzraFell
That better be a bagel!
EzraFell
Because a single piece of bread won't do! It's her wedding, show some respect. I bet you thought I was going for stereotypes like a Goyim.
VitaminJay
"Only a Goyim would ask what a Goyim is, you Goyim." --My Jewish friend when I asked what a Goyim was...
OliviaEyy
I think goyim is plural.
AyoSis
Yes! Goy is the singular.
shockedthisusernameistaken
and how long have you been a dad?
sendstufftomyinbox
Since he had his first kid
CatsReallyDoTasteGoodInStew
Duh
Bobzilla93
bobsaget1986
MGalv
raisingthebar
Funny hat? What jew talking about willis?
Pickleson
No... Just no.
BloodyPussyFart
Jew better strap your Yamaha in cause it's gonna get dirty
raisingthebar
That comment was a jew-el and jew know it!
SovaBog
Jew no like?
robsc16
BigTruckRegularPenis
It's a yamaha
AyoSis
Yarmulke
randolphjcarter
What's the dealio with the funny hat?
abrakadumbass
hides the premature balding
CorneliusCornwall
Its a yamaka, traditional Jewish headwear
randolphjcarter
I was only joking, probably could have made that clearer. Cheers.
Theqweschunmark
*yarmulke
amsp2016
*kipa
AyoSis
Actually yarmulke is yiddish and kippah is hebrew, both widely used names.