ProjectDeltaTheRealDeal
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Jul 11, 2023 8:11 PM
ProjectDeltaTheRealDeal
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debrogney
#7 He knocked his block off!
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
I did in fact go "eeegh uuugh" several times
Mxlespxles
My gut hurts from laughing too hard.
ALLCAPSROCK
#2 inspired me...
allenvasher3000
I laughed so hard @ many of these. Great dump @op
davesaint01930
#20. ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!!!???
Verycreative123abc
This is the one I laughed the hardest at. And your comment only makes it funnier lol.
TOMMOEX
Ironbunny
dont worry, some of these people deserved everything they got.
timxedge
Eeegh. Uuugh
CatSparkleBreaker
That guy who was hit by a tire already had a crutch next to him. Serious bad luck there
thetickcannothaveaspoontoobig
Saw that too. Missing part of one leg, then this. That dude deserves a gofundme.
SkepticalTank
That dude got 1 on his destiny roll š¤£
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
The look of regret. https://imgur.com/BL5D7E5
BaddyOneShoe
I felt that table one in my penis.
Sixsystems
#24 I still have not stopped laughing at this.
FreeDadHugs
Humans are so stupid.
EnchantingWzrdOfRiven
Jeezus I hope some of these people are ok.
SmoeAhsolse
"Just some of them, though."
bnuihj
The dude that got struck by the wheel... poor guy...
SmoeAhsolse
He did live, he had injuries to his neck and liver. I'd linked elsewhere in the comments but missed this one.
kittyanya
#30 I busted out laughing. He defied gravity for a few more seconds like Wile E Coyote. OMG!
LeMegachonk
#16 dropped the beat. Also, does he think he's going to get away with his asshole move just by walking away like he didn't possibly seriously injure somebody? It's not like there weren't a bunch of people and somebody recording, right?
CorydorasAfavorplease
#21 oh no, he died. He definitely died.
SmoeAhsolse
"Dazed and disoriented" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7358333/Bar-drinker-catapulted-road-dislodged-car-tyre-smashes-pavement.html
CorydorasAfavorplease
Good for him lol that's not the least probable outcome, but not exactly expected
sniggly5212
#8 this is what adulthood is like.
5m4llP0X
Welcome to Destination Fucked!
devilsdisguise
Oh man, the guy in #30 looked like he had a full fledge Wile E. Coyote moment... The skateboard stopped, and he kept going just like nothing happened
Monochromaticats
This clip leaves so much to the imagination. I assume he didn't even get his hands up before he hit the pavement.
MrTrevorBelmont
I canāt stop watching and laughingā¦dude floated
KMFDM781
It took me a couple watches before I realized what happened. He dismounted so smooth
DozerTheLab
I use this video to demonstrate Newtonās First Law (An object in motion stays in motionā¦) while teaching high school physics.
devilsdisguise
As a brother in arms of sorts (MS in physics), it warms my heart to know that A. something like this is being used to teach Newton's laws and B. someone's representing the rest of us in this way
DozerTheLab
I saved a bunch of videos from IMGUR that I use in my different classes. I should make one big dump of science videos and GIFs.
justherefortheconfession
#3 Holy shit! Now I know what game my drunk cousins are going to play at the next family reunion
Totallynotarealbear
ngl i kinda wanna try it with clothes pins, not these dangerous metal gator clips
justherefortheconfession
I know 3 of my cousins could easily be talked into doing this after some whiskey. If they drink enough, I'll even be able to convince them to attach one clip to their balls. All I have to do is call them "pussies" if they won't do it.
yourbassist
#16 is a prick
mercbrit
I know which one that is without looking.
HackerJacker
Just #16?
DecidedlyUglyFatFool
Says the one who is describing another as such.
tattoogigolo
#27 is a fake prick
InfOracle
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HalfPintKatie
Meh, just a kid who didn't think it through.
yourbassist
He has less emotional intelligence than a well parented toddler...
Gaelwyn
Sure, but then he didnāt even bother to check on the person he hurt and instead he walked away and laughed about it.
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
It should have been a normal human reaction to see if she was ok, and to apologize. Kid or no kid.
FuzzyX
How I met your mother... and gave her a concussion. Quite correct when he did not even check if she was ok or to say sorry.
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
Yeah, I don't think anyone saw that. I'll just grab my giant drum and go hide somewhere.
SkepticalTank
How bad for him it was forever on the internet lol
Deathbetray
He's not even trying to hide to be discrete. He turns around to the people he's with and is laughing.
0rel
Checked the comments only for that one, what a douche.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Did tire-dude get re-tired from this?
MelodyLightfoot
no, just very sleepy
StubbDubya
Poor Dude was already on crutches.
CollateralMarmot
Really wish there was sound with the wang attaching to the window one
bnuihj
- sssSSSCHTUMP! -
GooteMoo
-wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub
lenonova
What in the world is happening in #25 ?
stigxenon
Looks like a car battery in a shopping cart of metal. Pretty conductive
Krytture
Looks like a car battery and the terminals connected to the steel shopping cart. Battery go BRRRRRRR
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
Is it me or is some of that cart...melting.
hungmung
Yeah pretty much a makeshift welder.
thespaceghetto
What is the song from #6?
HandsomePenguin
Jackercup by Butt Stauber
anabanona531
Cupper Butt by Staub Jacker
zinzang
Buttercup by Jack Stauber
0rel
Buttercup by Jack Stauber
whiskycanuck
#18 classic
RPCharImages
There;s a reason those blue ones say "dont slide down the center of the escalators"
NJCabinetGuy
Hope he has a brother to carry on the family name.
Bamaji
#5 is from a movie - Project Grizzly (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117395/) - if you want to see another hour and 12 minutes of that.
BigJT
It's available on Amazon Prime here in Canada, not sure about elsewhere.
cosonfused
Well it's not really from a movie. It's from a guy who wanted to make a bear surviving suit. They just made a movie about it.
Soberyn
I thought it was Master Chief.
BlackTrashTiger
MJOLNIR Mark I Spartan Armor
Totallynotarealbear
yeah its a suit built by a real guy, he made it to survive bear attacks. why that needed to be a thing i have no idea... but i admire his ingenuity!
PoorBoyChevelle
Made it to study Grizzly up close safely
cosonfused
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Hurtubise he died btw, by non bear related means
Totallynotarealbear
would have been really embarrassing if it had been from a bear the one time he didnt have his suit...
ThatRaccoonGuy
Some of these were well deserved and some of these make me actually feel bad.
Bhargo
some were funny, some were traumatic injury, what a grab bag
Istra
Yeah, torn on the upvote here. Lots of lols and a lot of people getting hurt from others/out of their controlā¦
byronape
And, I'm fairly certain, some of these people died. Don't get me wrong, I still laughed at a lot of these completely guilt free. Others? Not so much.
TheYoungerLance
Right?! I almost didn't finish this dump. I mean, I did finish it...but, I almost didn't.
master2711
And #12 makes me especially angry... what did they think would happen? If you were the person at the bottom of the escalator or in the middle of it without any means of escaping... being hit by a high-speed luggage missle and then dropping down the escalator could possibly kill you, and they would just say 'woopsie'.
mibd
It's hilarious really š
ctotheg2
Itās was in China. Thereās a longer video - the woman at the top was shown being spoken to by a pair of police officers, which suggests they were āarrested.ā Their mistake had serious consequences, the victim was taken away on a stretcher.
StenYngve
Made me pissed as well.
ILoveKiwiBirds
The person destroyed by the drum. Then the wielder of the drum just never looks back. Yikes.
nomnamless
That was pretty upsetting. Dude is fucking around. Then just grabs his drum and bails. Never checked on the person they hurt.
dannishadow
Especially since it looks like he's grinning as he walks away, though to be fair it is pretty blurry so maybe he's not.
huey9k
I wonder if he even saw her. That was a big drum.
maplebranchmark
He was more embarrassed than concerned about the girl.
PimpinKen
Even if he didn't see anything, chances are real good he heard something
lysani
Guaranteed he saw her, she was barely over the wall when he was already right there reaching for the drum.
LookYouStupidBastard
And laughing about it.
Ronelyn
Yeah, the poor fucker who got bodied by a runaway wheel...those can just end your life. I hope he came through that okay.
BioFlayerMedia
Did seem like it mostly hit and dragged the chair along, rather than collide with him
SlightChungus
That dude at minimum has another broken leg if not a closed casket.
SmoeAhsolse
"Dazed and disoriented" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7358333/Bar-drinker-catapulted-road-dislodged-car-tyre-smashes-pavement.html
MAN9000
"Head injury and liver damage"
SmoeAhsolse
I missed that part because of the garbage layout of the site.
SmoeAhsolse
"Dazed and disoriented" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7358333/Bar-drinker-catapulted-road-dislodged-car-tyre-smashes-pavement.html
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Poor bugga, going to be slow for years.
AndersCalrissian
T he kid on the table sledding the stands got clocked bad
Ghlargh
That and #23 are ones where i would absolutely believe if someone said they died.
SmoeAhsolse
"Dazed and disoriented" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7358333/Bar-drinker-catapulted-road-dislodged-car-tyre-smashes-pavement.html
ButtTrumpett
What comes around goes around, an axle in this case, temporarily.
HostMigrationPleaseWait
Looked like he was previously injured too, crutches next to him?
Jae005
he's missing the rest of his right leg at the knee. :(
Closeenoughforthis
Those were preemptive crutches. Just in case.
OperationRustysBlanket
Some people just donāt learn
donkeystothecastle
Heard he was pretty tired
Rohloc
But he didnt seem two-tired?
Rubblebubble
I hate you.... Take my upvote
LeMegachonk
Wheely tired, in fact.
ImSilverTongue
drhobotron
#9 People might complain about the pixels, but this used to be one month's worth of bandwidth.
FishDimension
That sentence doesn't make any sense. Bandwidth is a measure of transfer speed, not the amount of data.
devilsdisguise
You're right: bandwidth IS a measure of speed, but they also specified a time. Since distance (or amount of data, in this case) = speed x time, it's totally appropriate to refer to a distance as a combination of speed and time (the light second is an example), and I don't think it's incorrect to interpret what they said as such. It's similar to saying "one second's worth of light speed" to mean 2.998e8 meters.
devilsdisguise
And for what it's worth, #9 is only about 800k. I'm fairly confident that skilled telegraph operators could have transmitted it in less than a month, so what they said is a bit of an exaggeration.
Causeitsmadeofmeat
(slowly) When bandwidths were narrow, people used low res graphics so that transfers happened in a less unreasonable time-frame.
FishDimension
I wasn't asking for clarification.
Causeitsmadeofmeat
You seemed to need it
Jekyjek
I snort laughed and blew coffee everywhere š¤£š¤£
FishDimension
And you seem to have completely missed my point.