Randsaidin
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#Mature #Coke
Jan 3, 2018 2:34 PM
Randsaidin
3591
29
6
#Mature #Coke
Thismuchistrue
MrGoober91
Our secret recipe to how we’re made is locked away in a vault somewhere. NOICE
LogicKitty
So what happens if I shove a mentos up there? "Hey, honey, could you come here a minute?"
LogicKitty
Edit: What happens is he looks at the post, looks at my comment, flips me off then goes back out front to play video games
theAluminumFalcon
Shake me baby one more time
uslydog
correction: our penis is coke. so if ur thirsty, u know what to do.
theAluminumFalcon
Sniff it?
uslydog
sniff it, twist it, whatever you want.
Randsaidin
MasturbaterofallJackofNone
Deadpolio
If his cum is carbonated, I'm not sure he's ok.
theAluminumFalcon
Oh...excuse me. I must go see my doctor then
Feags
Please don’t twist the top off of a penis to make it explode. Someone is spreading bad info.
capnsebastian
what youve never had anyone pull the ol corkscrew on you mid blowjob?
bigmfmike
PlatypusPlatypus
No wonder they always scream when I do that...
ThatWierdOne
The reason mine is in a chasity device