OceansRust
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You know he spits when he talks.
Nov 19, 2025 7:19 AM
OceansRust
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You know he spits when he talks.
cytherians
JD Vance basically said if you can't take a little ribbing from the president, you're in the wrong job.
SERIOUSLY? Of course he'd say something like that. In the Trump Administration there's no place for civility and decorum. "Quiet Piggy." If Biden or Obama had said that? Republicans would be calling for his resignation.
HeywouldJablowme
The mask is slipping
ReggieWarrhol
#1 Do the world a huge favour. Die already
GorillaPowers
Need to start calling her employer and show support for her
SansAandAnguS
That old, sick, bloated sack of shit doesn't get to comment on anyone else's appearance! He's so repulsive, inside and out!
Otomasoteraph
I don't take scam calls
Frozenspokes
Donald Trump embodies the values of his party.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
And yet, no calls about it not being "very presidential" from the right?
Euchre
I'd know he dialed the wrong number, so:
"Sorry, wrong number."
If he asserted he was sure he meant to call me (identifying me properly), then it'd be "You're not a Republican, you're just a self-serving megalomaniac." Then I'd hang up.
johnblood616
"You can't read and Obama has a Peace Prize."
xxxnaked
Please put me on your do not call list!
Fifofu
She should sue like he sues everybody... oh, wait, the DOJ... fuck.
neverhappytoasterdog
Imagine Obama, or any other president, saying “quiet, piggy”. You can’t.
Sixsystems
Trump and Bubba sitting in a tree, S-U-C-K-I-N-G. (you'd have to clarify for it, because it can't spell)
PaperinoVB
#1 I wouldn't strain myself to answer in a creative way. A simple "Fuck you, shitstain." should be enough. I could add a "Hope you die soon in a very painful way.", but maybe it would be overdoing it.
JRaven419
#1 Am I on Candid Camera?
M34665
#1 to be honest I probably wouldn't answer
cytherians
Circulate the New York Magazine cover...
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SeRaQt
(sound on):
Midgarmerc
beat me to it
Jaqdakloun
I'd burn my phone before answering
OceansRust
Hahaha...When Voodoo isn't enough.
Ikwilstroopwaffels
"Your grave will be a public urinal."
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
He will have to be buried at Sea to keep me from it
Ikwilstroopwaffels
I will piss in the ocean and do my best.
Targe0
I'd tell him the Heritage Foundation is plotting to remove him from power so they can have Vance take over. Then they will arrest him so that he can't talk to his voters and have them rally to his side.
If I am given the chance, I am going to plant a seed of chaos in his paranoid conspiratorial mind.
Sixsystems
#JD25
Targe0
This could age very poorly if Trump kicks it next year.
NonstopRampage
The bastard has caused untold death and destruction the world over.
If you're given the chance, he needs to go, by any means necessary. Don't waste the chance and fail mankind.
PunnyTiger
i miss when spelling a common word wrong in public was enough to disqualify you from the presidency
Originalpassword
Or a pterodactyl scream of joy.
howcansomeonepossiblyhavethesameweirdusernamealready
Ah, poor Dan Quayle
porphyre1e00
TAN SUIT!
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Its the look on his face as well. Fucker gets off on bullying with no consequences.
xj4low
I applaud these reporters. I know he can't take it when capable women challenge him and he acts out. I just wish it would make more media attention instead of it being commonplace.
alienwax
The disgust on the face of the dude standing next to the reporter is amazing. That photo encapsulates this asshole's presidency pretty well, actually. Him pointing the finger and throwing around childish insults, a woman being dehumanized, all while the world looks on in disgust.
IStoleALoafOfBread
...and does nothing substantial about it
ElroydIsGone
I guess this is a security detail and he knows, where this finger has been...
Stoneleigh219
It’s pretty obvious that he views himself and a handful of his supporters as a different caste.
TsubakiTragic
*species
The701
"I don't care about you, I only need your votes!"
Freemage69
Nah, his supporters are also nothing to him. That's why he turned on MTG so fast and hard. He MIGHT include his blood descendants in his category, at most.
kiara8942000
They are. You or I would have already been arrested for just half the shit this waste of resources has done in his lifetime. There will be no repercussions.
SarcasticComment
I've known enough rich people to not be surprised.
chicharrone
Someday SOON I hope he gets his reckoning and has to face the reality that this is a Government FOR the people BY THE people and he can fuck ALL the way off
W0lfsbl00d
When you become rich or especially when you're born rich or royal and you're removed from the common person/struggle long enough that happens, then add on getting away with decades of crimes and immoralities your entire life against those common people, including trafficking and raping kids, and election interference, sedition and treason.
JodyBird
"I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything."
damogen
That is an eye opening realization. IMO this is not just Trump. I would actually argue that a majority of Americans divide people into castes based on income.
Zeterai
Class disparity's always been a thing for the US. It was a country founded by wealthy landowners who got angy over having to pay taxes, it's never gotten away from that. All the racism and xenophobia has been about perpetuating that class war, because not being able to keep people as slaves hurt profits.
DirtyDusty
I saw it amongst my friends the moment some of them started clearing 500k+
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
People need to start standing up to him. Especially other men who have a responsibility to use their privilege and put misogynists in their place, regardless of their office or social status. "How dare you, Mr. Trump? What the hell are you thinking sullying your office like this? What are you teaching America's children? Don't you ever think before you speak? You should be ashamed of yourself. Real men don't act like potty-mouthed children. How about you answer my colleague's question instead."
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
The first thing fascists do is erode societal core values like basic decency, dignity, kindness, charity, respectful language, and empathy for others. They rip the Overton window wide open at their rallies, normalize bigoted language, and casually float the idea of political violence against minorities until it loses all shock value. Therefore, the bare minimum of standing up to fascists is to not let this go unchallenged. Everyone has a responsibility to speak up. Anything less is complicity.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
And when one person finds the courage to speak up, everyone needs to chime in. Shout them down. Let them know what a small pathetic minority they are. Make it clear that the decent majority won't stand for this. They can't retaliate against everyone, and they only feel safe to say awful things as long as everyone either applauds or stays silent. Normalize shouting down a government official whose behavior is utterly intolerable. You're their employer after all. They get paid by and answer to you
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
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Targe0
Twinklepot
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foxnbox
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SirRichfield
I believe the most hurtful thing one could say, is: "WHO?"
PerthAussieMike
Then he says, 'President Trump' and then you say, 'Who? ... could you spell that for me?'
INeverReadTheTOS
Good fucking lord he needs to get punched in the face.
medic642
And no jury in America would convict the hero who did it.
NeonKitsune
That's where all of this started in his life. Nobody punched him for being a prick when he was 12.
Evi1Gav
With a chair
firlefranz
Whoisthisdoctorwho2000
That's kinda stupid.... he couldnt take a kick, even one slap and trump would be in the ICU
ArchaeoEejit
He needed punched in the face 60 years ago. He needs Mussolini'd now.
Datsinginguy
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UmamiMama
I prefer throat punch but his turkey neck would absorb all the force
BikeTrailsAndWaggingTails
johnxbear
With a 12 gauge.
NonstopRampage
I honestly wish, the first time he went up to a guy and started talking about fucking his wife
they fed him every tooth in his mouth.
UmamiMama
It's going to happen with the ICE situation. One guy will lose his family and will snap. Many have dealt with tougher situations in their homeland
RootMeanSqr
I'd pay good money to see that.
Mehtoes
A 60 cal should do it.
DestinyPrevails
Thousands of Republicans should have been shot in the weeks and months following Jan6. Trump shouldn't; he should have been waterboarded in his own excrement until the day he died from having to swallow his own refuse.
zackingsman
Whoohoo exciting prospect! Now do the rest of them wealthy people scum
zeacorzeppelin10
#1 Go suck Bubba's cock on the golden gate bridge you fat bloated piece of shit.
cdlong
What did the Golden Gate Bridge ever do wrong to deserve that?
TheMostModestMouse
I'd wait for him to announce himself, then say "who" over and over pretending I didn't know him. Then if he said "the president" I'd say, "Obama?!" And hang up. Just to piss off his ego.
MelfsAcidArrow
Eww don’t let him in California
PimpinKen
It's a sad world when you can claim to shoot someone without losing voters, but you can't suck a dick
zeacorzeppelin10
That horse deserved better
TapiocaMartini
"Do you understand how happy the entire world is going to be to read your obituary? What does it feel like to be one of the most hated person on the planet? Did you see that episode of South Park when your tiny baby dick started talking to you? Do you realize that your name is going to be synonymous with fraud, hate, and criminality, for the rest of American history? When you die your headstone with be used as a golden shower urinal for decades. You stupid, racist, hateful, fat fuck."
creegro
Oh shit it's true. Within years "doing a trump" will mean so many things, like taking a giant dump, doing fraud, being hateful towards others, and illegal shit in general.
Stinkybuttpants
A world party, “the likes of which we’ve never seen”. RIH fat slob rapist
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
"May your grandchildren feel the need to change their last names." Is one of my favorites.
clashatdemonhed
Also he’s now known as Monica Lewinsky 2: Electric Boogaloo
bananabonanza3
He doesn’t even care. He demolished half of the White House just so he’d be remembered as the one who put an indelible mark on the presidency, long after we eventually reverse all his hateful policies.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
"You're not going to heaven and your dad hated you" or "What's that? I couldn't understand you with Bubba's dick in your mouth"
TapiocaMartini
ThisIsYourLifeNow
people like him are immune to criticism. He heard it all his life and yet he was successfull with his grift and is still. So why should he stop? Because of "some" people saying he is a discrace. In his mind these are just a few. People voted him in somehow. That is all that matters to him.
TeenyTinyTubeyDratini
‘People like him’ become a statement on the factory.
newdeckchairforthetitanic
And by the way…Elon doesn’t care how old the objects of his diddling are.
newdeckchairforthetitanic
He knows Elon got him elected. Elon diddles machines
lickahippy4fun
I'd pay good money to see a reporter ask him about the taste of horse dick.
jfoster7005360
Reporter: “Does horse cock taste like chicken, pork or beef?”
DangerBaer
"Mr. President! How many pineapples do you have to feed a horse for it's semen to taste palatable?"
lickahippy4fun
Trump seems like a selfish spitter
DangerBaer
He's definitely the type to avoid the balls.
lickahippy4fun
I bet his hands looked so tiny 😂