WhyYesImBritish
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Feb 6, 2018 12:44 AM
WhyYesImBritish
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MrHigglesworth70
heyyouwantatoothpick
I met a dog that didn’t like me yesterday. I’ve been sad ever since.
painehtz
ranivotz
But... What did I do??
whydoihavetochooseanusername
I feel like this can go even further: the flea that adores you, the tardigrade that despises you...
TheOriginalBenson
H'okay. Here's the earth.
ecstaticdepressive
Then there’s my cat who loves me occasionally and plots my murder far more frequently
KinderSurpriseMF
If I get a kitty and a puppy at the same time...would they be best friends too?
ThailandExpress
Molotovbliss
Voltair
I know both of them.
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
Cue gothic archies... "the world- is a very scary place..."
MundaneFinality
Am I the only one wIth an affectionate, cuddly cat?
Molotovbliss
It's really easy just don't ever use your hands as toys, hands are for pets and cuddles cat toys for play.
absolutelymad
I too have a lovely kitty that loves me.
realistichorsegonadbehavior
You can see the entire province of Quebec grow from the continent between panels 1 and 2
EggDogs
It'll be more fun if they followed it with an endless following right after the cat.
exileofthewolvz
rustynapper
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
FuzzyPickles8
steveomachismo
I lucked out with my cat. Apparently she is the only cat capable of love.
thrymn
*subtle plotting
5P4C3M4N
I’ll take the dog I want love not to be grudgingly tolerated
ThatJerkYouKnow
You should have an open and frank conversation with your parents, then.
CrocodileTears19
My cats sleep with me and snuggle with me. It's just they do things on their own terms. They've got cat things to do without me sometimes
KootchieKoo
I had to read this 3 times before I got what you're saying. Think of punctuation as a dog & give it some love too.
SnugglesaurusRex
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/27/cats-nice-enjoy-spending-time-humans-study-finds/ CATS ARE NICE.
rylecx
Cats are people and require effort to gain that trust. Dogs are just easy mode friendly
galadrl2meetu
I've had both dogs and cats. They both loved me more than I deserved. OK, one of the cats, not so much. But another was a guard cat for me.
McPopplers
Pfft, cats love too. They are just generally more independent. Mine wait for me at the door every time I come home.
Ginkawa
my cat gets mad if he sleeps through my getting home from work.
pandro
sister's roommate's cat gets lonesome, it comes and sits with her. but is embarrassed so it refuses to be petted. cats need love too.
DoingItWrongSince1980
My cat and my 3 year old wrestle for a spot on my lap. Sometimes there is a truce and each get a thigh. Today, as the cat crept up on us,
DoingItWrongSince1980
my daughter heard me laugh about the poor cat, so she gave up her seat for the cat, who greedily snuggled in for a nap and scratches.
ssjalhazred
Cats are just stuck up about it. They pretend it's a coincidence they're always in the same room you are, dogs have no shame about it.
chitterbug
Depends on the cat. My brother had a cat like that, but my mom's is 100% a lap cat and mine will walk right up to who they want love from...
chitterbug
and meow and roll by their feet until she gets it.
TimWest1
And i shall find this cat and attempt to pet it without being mauled...and i shall fail...
Fido013
Motorboat. Go for the gold, reach for the stars.
iSoulend
I shall find this cat and pet it despite getting mauled*
ForSomeAbstractReason
And it will never forgive you for not trying a second time.
NZSheeps
Make sure to rub its tummy. I'm sure it will love that.
TreesAndShit
TheYoungBear
TimWest1
VULKANNNN DO NO BOOP THE SNOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!
TheYoungBear
VULKAN IS DEAD!!!....AGAIN!!!
TimWest1
VULKAN LIVES!!!!
celestedrake
My cat Nebula does. Clementine too, but that is because she likes to mail hands...
NZSheeps
Where to?
celestedrake
...Either I mistyped, or autocorrect messed that up. I meant 'maul'.
NZSheeps
I wouldn't put it past a cat to start randomly mailing body parts, though.