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WilliamElse
I'm kind of shocked that so many people are amused by this witless misogynistic guff from a blood-soaked dictator.
Fistouille
TheFastpaws
This is a man who deserved an earlier grave over many others.
Pandinus
dont forget how he supported white genocide
Winndypops
White flight really did not work out too well for Zimbabwe, fucked up their economy and food production pretty hard.
Valfheim
He will not be missed.
TK421isAFK
But he will be replaced, and likely by somebody just as bad, if not worse.
gsmdo
Next up - Hitler quips - 20 Golden Greats...
elizardo
And heres 'Wonderwall'!
zippydee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=derHRFGZ4NU
trytoburymeimseedling
Damn he said some shitty sexist shit....
ItsPronouncedImageER
youreakitty
So he's a mass-murdering fuckhead and a sexist creep. OK then.
icanbench350lbs
Pretty he also hated white people said something like "white person who you can trust is a dead white person"
JamJarre
Lol!! Best genocidal dictator eva haha
eatpiewithface
these are pretty sexist and shitty also he was responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands but whatever
goodolgeorgecastanza
Desperately hoping that the new guy is not another Mugabe... Pray for Zimbabwe.
Oddux
His replacement, Mnangagwa, is the former minister of state security and is believed responsible for massacres by the army under his dept.
goodolgeorgecastanza
And he was known to be almost as corrupt as Mugabe himself. He is know as "the crocodile".
dementedmetal
Ah.... genocidal AND sexist. What a card!
thatusernamehasntalreadybeenchosen
when it rains it pours
docmuteki
this. this is gold.
DrHotdogs
Did you not see the pics on the right?
HEXADECIMAL
Is this really him? He could run in the US and win...
IOnlyUseHashtagsSarcastically
Omg that hits a little close to home...
irlborat
No its mostly diamonds and coltan in Zimbabwe
anataakiX34
He sure values and respects women doesn't he? Gross
fezzesRcool
Yeah I don't even think most of these are funny. He's awful. For so many reasons.
1414145691
lol go back to the commune ya hippie
nagellak
Go back to ur mudhole ya redneck
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Yeah they're not jokes, he's serious about a lot of the stuff.
Attackbob118
yup some of these are kinda funny but others.. :/
sahdad
Literally grew a Hitler mustache. Also I like that goat one.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
G.O.A.T. dictator confirmed.
slowbutstillfurious
Wow! This guy is awful!
dan144
This is roughly 0.001% of the awful things about him. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Mugabe
Anamenooneelsehas2
What's with dictators and funny mustaches?
yellowtoolboxblackbag
By the time you've become a dictator, there's no one left around you to say "Fucking really??". Often because you've killed them all.
shimmernshine
Are YOU going to tell him?
NotACanadian
I guess I can now
thoushaltnotpass
Wow, he'd fit well on /r/niceguys
whyareyoubooingmeimright
I just want to say that all of you liking this dick are huge turds, and it feels great to be better than all of you. Have a nice day, turds!
reverseblumpkin
Go shave your ass.
SirBrendan
No one is liking him. We are enjoying how ludicrous he is; it is mockery.
ForTaxReasons
Some of these comments don't sound mocking
Imgonnatipyouwell
SteveBinCypressTexas
"I have a degree in violence" -actual Mugabe
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
"We will not prosecute the killers of white people"
MemeStealingSkeleton
Damn I'm still working on my degree in high impact sexual violence
Clownshoee
Fucked up thing for a leader to say but also would make a great line in an 80s action flick
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Source?
SteveBinCypressTexas
I'm a history teacher. I read it in a book when preparing a lesson for my African history class.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Citation, not your resume or credentials
SteveBinCypressTexas
"The Fate of Africa" by Martin Meredith page 626
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
TL;DR lololol
kindacaptainobvious
https://m.news24.com//Africa/Zimbabwe/white-farmers-killers-should-not-be-prosecuted-mugabe-declares-20170815
bigpooplog
When you start out as a revolutionary and end up a dictator.
shimmernshine
Mugabe was not a revolutionary, he was a knot in a balloon animal.
SleeperXib
Most revolutionaries are closet aristocrats.
LeoDoCrime
You mean all of them?
bigpooplog
Pretty much
RedDwarfIV
Most revolutionaries get killed because they might threaten the new regime. Its revolutionary leaders that become dictators.
JamJarre
I can't think of many successful revolutionaries who didn't tbh
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
I suppose theres Ghandi. Not many though, well not successful ones anyway
coreyjayb
Well there's George Washington.. that's all I got.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Hence the qualitative word "many" and not "any".
coreyjayb
Right right
Janeator
Those seem midly sexist...
ToastMasterLex
> mildly
badgeractual
The man had people murdered because of their skin color, do you think he cares?
Janeator
Oh, don't really know who he is sorry.
pauli133
I wish these quotes had sources.
Bouhgf
Most of the journalists are not even able to do that, do you think an imgurian would do that ?
soapbubblesscareme
Truf
SendMeNoots
From Mugabe did you not see the pictures?
Sam1979
This guy does logic.
kylania
IOnlyUseHashtagsSarcastically
They are sourced. Mugabe. It says it in the title.
VoiceOfVerisimilitude
Attributed =/= sourced.
PoultryInMotion
Is this the dude that kicked out the white farmers from owning land and then begged for them to come back?
3timesaday1
Read a book. Dumb ass
HiddenSanity
Was basically an extreme overreaction to past transgressions.
CaptainTrips1980
Yup. That was a great plan. What could possibly go wrong?
paul289
One mass starvation latear
CaptainTrips1980
I remember when he did that. I thought it was just a scare tactic because no one would be that reckless with their economy.
AGuyFromHawaii
And now the exchange rate is $1USD to $600,000ZW. Down from $1:35,000,000,000,000,000 in 2015. He was not a smart man.
Samshumanmaid
Hung out with a white farming family are Hwange a few years ago - crazy stories (squatters, jail, etc) over beers at a watering hole.
WrongUn
STORY TIME!!!!
wherearetheavos
Yes. So so so many friends affected by this. Have a friend whose dad and all the farm workers were kicked off their farm last week.
wherearetheavos
It's been going on since I was in Junior school. Had girls being called out of class because their grandparents or parents were under siege.
wherearetheavos
*not last week, last month. It's 2:26am here, I'm tired ok.
TheRedThirst
Sure is - https://imgur.com/bEq3WUG
SirBrendan
Mugabe most certainly never "begged for them to come back".
elizardo
I found Mugabe posting on imgur today, mom. Thats nice, son.
PoultryInMotion
Ok. ASKED for them to come back? Is that better for you?
isildur
In 2015 his gov. indicated they would allow a few back. Then this year he threatened new seizures,& did seize one (Robert Smart's farm)
SirBrendan
No, because he didn't. I'm not disputing the language; I'm saying it never happened.
Winndypops
There are an awful lot of articles about it, I did not hear him say it myself but I am willing to believe it.
SirBrendan
There were rumours of possible repatriation of a small amount of farmers, but these proved false and exile intensified.
kaztas
Are you saying you never heard of such a thing, or the news articles saying he did are all lies?
blainetog
Honestly, I don't like this. They're too close to r/incel bullshit.
yellowtoolboxblackbag
How do you know he didn't found it?
Groznek
Some of this is sexist as shit yeah, on top of all the shit he's done.
Groznek
You know what I bet it is? The subreddit got the hammer, so the fuckbags from it are flooding to other online communities.
ikoart
Holy shit, that's a good point.
PolitelyViolent
Oh god, you're probably right. Can't they just join a cult like normal depressed weirdos
DelicateMenstrualQueef
They did. It was called r/incel
rusty6899
What’s r/incel?
isildur
If I remember correctly, stands for "involuntarily celibate". Bitter "Bitches don't want me (& I'm sure not because I'm a creep)"-types
rshini
basically they're guys who never got laid who believe it's the fault of women, they call women Femoids and any man who gets laid Chads
blainetog
A banned reddit community for toxic neckbeards with entitlement issues.
rusty6899
Sounds fun,
irlborat
Digitally condensed depression
Trentlane1984
When a stone-cold dictator actually says something funny.
shimmernshine
*funny/absolutely batshit insane
TGWeaver
Or just a whole lot of really blatantly sexist shit.
Rifneno
Right? He's a fucking monster, but some of these are awesome. A lot more intelligent than POTUS Orange Lantern.
whatupmyknitters
i'll give you the coconut one but that's really about it.
Hutchy01
It can be a real Hitler if you Putin the effort, Stalin for time might only get the audience to Tito, but a good joke can make a Showa.
SirBrendan
I'm not sure you fully grasp how a pun works
Hutchy01
You might be Reich, and if that's the case then Soviet.
Trentlane1984
Mao hold on Amin-ute there.
Hutchy01
You trying to Mussolini my puns or you just Lenin a hand?
Trentlane1984
I'll be Franco, I can't hear you over that Papa Doc 'n' roll music.
mkyner
That's the terrifying thing about oppressors: they're still people. Evil isn't some 'other' - the potential for it is in all of us.
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Shut up or I'll poke you in the eyes
luvas
EEEEEEEE-VIIIIILLL!!1
SunsetBvd
I join your "army"
whystlr
I don't know if any of these are real or not, but they sure are priceless...
DrKriegersClone
These are the oddest combination of great and horrible.
BannedbyastupidMod
The Devil gives you a GF made me spit up water on my computer. I was not expecting anything like that
ismellmagicmarkers
SometimesIdontwanttolaugh
butdontcallmeshirley
And to do it all with, essentially, a hitler mustache- incredible
Gurablashta
"Your selfishness deserves a one week crusade" is my new favourite line
Gayforbae
These are like dirty fortune cookie lines
Dramacian
Most are old jokes. The English queen one is good though.
Cela84
Is it though?
cornbreesha
In fairness, the Queen is a symbolic/social role, the African presidents hold lawmaking power.
ashmenon
Yeah but the only reason the Queen holds mere symbolic power is because one of her ancestors tried to assert his authority. Like a dictator.
cornbreesha
Sure, but the question was why she isn't asked to step down like African presidents.
ashmenon
True. Although to be fair at one point a quarter of the British population felt they should do away with the monarchy entirely.
66plus3
TurrdFerguson
Not related, but this gif is perfectly synced with the song I’m listening to.
PfloTheBoss
NotJustALurkerThing
FunnyUsernameMan
Mxlespxles
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
shimmernshine
The last one is real.
TonyBalogna
That's the best one!
Goldenteckel
I concur.
Snooj
That's the only one I don't get.
kalamitykode
It means their hair is fake.
Samshumanmaid
Indian and Brazilian women sell their hair to make high-end hair extensions (weave).
SteveBinCypressTexas
"If I am Hitler, let me be Hitler times a thousand." -actual Mugabe
CongratsYouAreHereNow
some of these quotes are actually great. but mugabe is a dickhead, and let's not forget about zuma in south africa
SpaceAndTimeRhetoric
he's rocking the mustache, that's for sure...
Hutchy01
Somehow he made it even more stupid than Hitler did.
SpaceAndTimeRhetoric
Definitely, I agree with you.
catsaregroundowls
Honestly, you can tell the dude is a douche from these memes. A pretentious douche with a bad haircut. Reminds me of another president.
SteveBinCypressTexas
I misquoted! sorry! "If that is Hitler, then let me be a Hitler tenfold. Ten times. That is what I stand for."
Hutchy01
If Stalin only managed five Hitlers, you'd have to start a world war to score a thousand.
littlebigplanet
yet all we hear about is the jews.... not the turks ..... really makes you think
CommunCreator
Are you referring to the Turkish genocide of Armenians?
IDontPostAnything
No world war. The key is to kill your own people so other countries don't get involved.
Hutchy01
But there's no country on the scale of the 6 billion needed only a nuclear war could create a Kilohitler
smallskillerofhambino
Kim Jong Un- *rubs both belly and chin* "World War you say?"
DrewsephStalin888
Woah woah woah let's not go throwing stones here....
Hutchy01
Not when Ice axes work far better!
domin8or32153
Hitler DID start a world war and didn't kill more people than Hitler. Wait...
Hutchy01
But he did kill Hitler so he had that going for him
actioncheese
So Hitler killed one more than Hitler did. Still a pretty good KDR though
accordingtotheDM
This is why he is generally considered to be the prime measure of Hitlers, because he is both + and - Hitler.
Mxlespxles
NegaHitler
SirBrendan
How do you mean Stalin managed "five Hitlers"?
BluePineapple64
He killed more people
SirBrendan
No, he didn't
BluePineapple64
http://www.nytimes.com/1989/02/04/world/major-soviet-paper-says-20-million-died-as-victims-of-stalin.html yes he did, genius.
Hutchy01
Death Toll of innocent people, Hitler killed around 11 million, Stalin killed between 30 (3 Hitlers) and 60 million (6 Hitlers" people.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Well we can safely say he got at least 3 Hitlers. I like this as a unit of measurement
SirBrendan
You seemed to have carried a zero... Throughout the entire Stalin period, 6 million were killed.
Wadup
Dude how ignorant are you?
CaptainCiph3r
That's not even close...
apolloin
That's a very lowball estimate - 3 to 5 million were killed just in the Ukrainian famine.
SeanBeanDiesAlot
As funny as these might be, the man did commit genocide to the tune of 20k people it is important to remember that
Doesitmatterwhatmyusernameis
don't forget how corrupt he is
GoodBadGibus
and that he fucked over Zimbabwe's agricultural sector...
NotHardly
Yeah, no joke there ... and those 20K, that's just a guess as to the actual number this murderer and his henchmen/police have committed.
SeanBeanDiesAlot
You could include the famines too really since he took land from opposition groups and gave them to supporters killing even more
NotHardly
Like many mass murdering thug rulers, we will probably never know all the horrid things he and his ilk did.
NobleSavant
These are funny? It seems like a load of sexism to me.
aegis27
Somewhere in an alternate universe, he's a well regarded comedian that no-one in their right minds let anywhere near a position of power.
BlissfullyIgnorant
Cool it bud, we’re just here’s for the laughs. Heaven forbid we learn something. Yeesh...buzzkill....
KZDM
And if he did say these things he has a very narrow opinion about women
JupitersWitch
Is anyone surprised?
RadioFreqq
Your selfishness demands a one week crusade.
fortborg
Ya and the guy taking over marched with 5th brigade who carried out the orders. -_-
MathGoat
Savage in more ways than one
IseeasilhouettoofamanScaramouche
How much did the American kill during there multiple genocide? I just need to remember
unicorninmypants
Eh, No ones perfect.
Shoutrr
damn, how many brasilian women or indian workers ? that bewitching needs to stop
ScrewUTube
I'm not sure any of those weird are real
RedIronCrown
Yeah, just like how no one makes Hitler memes because of all the people he massacred.
lackofempathy
Well the god emperor has killed a lot of people xenos and traitors. But have you been to his barbecue parties? Sorry but thats a burger lad.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
"It's okay, they were white!" -A disgusting majority of the country-
MiddleTiddy
Those are rookie numbers...
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
And that his right hand fist is being celebrated as his replacement
BobLoblawsLawBlogss
He was a horrible person all around.
BobLoblawsLawBlogss
Actually he is still alive so I'm gonna correct myself and say he IS a horrible person all around.
professionalpootalker
His replacement sadly isn't much better
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WeedlordBonerLover69
ever so edgy
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
as real as you are
StarboardSide
Who were they?
khora
Judge ideas on their own merits, not on their origins.
khora
Apparently we shouldn't judge ideas on their own merits.
cajuninjun
they're still stupid sexist quotes even without knowing it was a mass murderer saying them
MyNameChegg
Except for the one about trusting your anus. I think those are words to live by.
TGWeaver
"Yeah but look at all these epic burns against FEEEEEEMALES"
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Did you just go full Ferengi?
EditImgur
They're posting them because they're fucking bonkers quotes, not 'epic burns'
TGWeaver
No, these are definitely being posted as "legendary quotes" and multiple top comments are calling them "awesome".
UncleDill
I was just thinking, isn't it a bit (if not more clever) Trumpish?
robinselkirk
I really expect Trump to use some of these in a twitter post in the next few days.
Traja01
It's only appropriate to remember things like that when we're talking about Che. /s
rshini
honestly most people who wear those Che shirts are dipshits who don't know who he is
DevanStrife
As a communist. I agree with you.
professionalpootalker
If they knew who he was and agree with what he stood for then they wouldn't buy the shirts
Traja01
Oh yea agreed. I just think it's hypocritical to criticize Che fans but not all these assholes in the comments.
rshini
Oh definitely, cutting but the stupid whataboutism. People, Mugabe is a slime, don't lionize anything he says
Traja01
But whataboutism is used as a defensive tactic to deflect that's not what I'm doing here. I'm making a comparison, which is perfectly valid.
Arsikere
and then was invited to the World Health Organization as a special ambassador
StrikaAmaru
Obligatory shitpost reply: The WHO?
HiddenSanity
It was a negotiation tactic to ease him out of office.
Arsikere
*rubs chin* i never thought of it that way
HiddenSanity
If you get him to take an honoured position where he gets to strut and preen, but not kill people... It feels dirty, but logic checks out.
ThomasBankstonwerwerwerew
I know an even better way to get him out of office. The CIA, Krelin and MI6 have hundreds of ways to kill a person that is undetectable
ILikeCharmanderOk
Only 20k people? That doesn't sound like a proper genocide.
TheArtfulReposter
Rookie numbers
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YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
I came back to upvote this gem of a comment. Good day sir
RedDwarfIV
2) ...recognition of the independence of his people and their rights over their resources. If that is Hitler, then let me be Hitler...
RedDwarfIV
1) "I am still the Hitler of the time. This Hitler has only one objective: justice for his people, sovereignty for his people...
Munnin41
Kr4ck4l4k1n
I love a good joke however you would not be joking if you have seen first hand what genocide looks like. Not everyone sleeps at night
Yakkay
TheClayKnight
"Hitler was such an overachiever" -him, probably
kepler20c
"Stalin and Mao got pushed ahead to the next grade I heard."
barehandaflyingaidsrat
Genocide is targeted, systematic elimination of a group (race, religion, etc). There’s no set number to make something more or less genocide
FelicityLin
MV50
Not with that attitude
itsthekot
i mean, hitler set the bar kind of ridiculously high
MrBobSaget
thecircuscitylights
RussianJudge
Is this Idi Amin?
MrBobSaget
yes
RedDwarfIV
3) tenfold. Ten times, that is what we stand for." - Robert Mugabe
Cornflakes91
to be fair, the general sentiment is perfectly fine
RedDwarfIV
In terms of "justice, sovereignty and independence", in really depends on the words' definitions. Mugabe had a Marxist idea of justice.
Cornflakes91
thats outside of the content of the statement. im not going to say that what he did is okay :V
RedDwarfIV
"White people have more, therefore redistribute" was his idea of justice. To everyone else, he was clearly committing an injustice.
Cornflakes91
not claiming any different.