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Sep 30, 2017 4:43 AM
Armoth
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tred1975
what if they are only enjoying their lives ??????
FinscothDennehy
iPhone woes, more like iPhone hoes
bigsluttydaddy
Someone Photoshop out her long hair and change "girls" to "boys"
whydotheycometometodie
Like they haven't done this already for a Samsung Galaxy Note 8
theredcrysis
Why do people even care about their phones so much? I seriously can't understand how dominated by phones media is just because of Apple
HoboTerry
Hoes be hoes
complimentpin
The honor note 8 is £340 and its a very good spec phone
EricFromAccounts
Hey, I was wondering what Pope Francis was up to!
AngeloPetraglia
Bill Mahr (usually don't watch) had a hilarious quip about filling the void of Hue Hefner, w/ Perfect image of Pope w/ nuns. Find the video.
Saustino
I don't understand the complaint all of a sudden. I paid $1000 for my iPhone 7 plus 256gb like 9 months ago. They've always been expensive.
nj23dublin
“There’s just something about the way he drools when he eats.. I love him” - that girl probably
Carefuler
If you think a guy that can afford a house like that is a drooler you're very young. And probably very jealous.
nj23dublin
Uhh what?
urgotobekiddingme
Meanwhile on my 50 dollar smartphone that's 3 years old....
glear
Godamm goldiggers
Bovisstercus
New iPhones have cost more than 1000 dollars pretty much from the first generation in my country.
Dirkmerkum
Well that's one way to pay into social security
spicesniffer
Her granpa
CaptainPawfulFox
AntiCircleJerker
Love that iPhones cost so much cause Apple has to pay Samsung for its display technology. Cut out the middle man; buy a cheaper Samsung.
MySpecialBrand
except that i prefer ios
bryst
And that, is how apple gets ya.
arranrp
by putting effort into their software?
Carefuler
It's not like women haven't been doing this for forever.
meskuntujay
When you see a meme that's a copy of someone else's, & no creativity to make it even remotely different .
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
More like girl after she finds out her surgery and meds cost $250,000
TwoBitGreaser
For reference: a sugar daddy will not dissolve in water.
chickadeedeedeedee
Hmm. Are they oil soluble, then?
arkemiffo
Depends on how long you leave them in there.
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Unless he has an "accident"
idownvoteplottwist
Gives whole new meaning to
NotAmused1001
That makes me want to cry.
RackhamTheRed
depends on it's acidity
SithElephant
Alkaline is more effective
MilesKelly
It's definitely not
RackhamTheRed
if you want to get rid of something very fat it might not be a bad idea
ARealDjentleman
HoboTerry
Thank you!!!!!!!
Cilvaa
$1000?!? hahahaha....
*laughs at you in Australian*
RamsesMCMXCI
spoodermon
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TheGreyKnightsBANNED
yeah..... fuck no. im definetly not gonna pay over 1800 dollars to get a 256gb phone when with that same price tag i could build a top 1/2
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
of the line gaming PC 2/2
TheMinez
If not cheaper
LusciousLucious
Pope Francis?????
Phustercluck
Been using a 5s since a month after release. Deciding on the 8 or the X. I have an droid tablet I like to tinker with already, so no switch
Phustercluck
I need to know that face shit works super well
HoboTerry
Nobody cares
Lastdarkninja
pixel 2 is coming out october I believe if you can wait a month,I'm excited for jt
JasKing33
Pfft, as if guys aren't gonna waste money on that thing too lol
Hoenet
found the offended woman
JasKing33
Don't be silly, I upvoted this :p
rdswords
Guys after they hear...
italyball
Get a sugar momma?
ElbowdeepinElmo
Nay, dear. "Fuck iPhones" is what I say.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
Im just sticking with my 5 SE. It does everything I need. Why waste a grand?
WorkerLurker
I can afford it but I'd rather not buy one.
YouLilShit
kielan
Guys be waking up, Ima get me a phone with better specs cheaper, no Samsung neither.
TheEmperorDarthSidious
More like "welp I'll get an android"
RepostFromLastWeek
https://www.verkkokauppa.com/fi/product/67057/jjrth/Samsung-Galaxy-Note8-Android-puhelin-Dual-SIM-kulta
RepostFromLastWeek
Thats 1215 dollarydoos
mmartin762
yeah. why is it that like 95% of women have iphones, but most dudes just have whatever. I dont know a single woman who doesnt have an iphone
ItsUncleSam
More like “I was never planning on upgrading this year anyways because I just got a new phone last year.”
MikeyA15
Man my pixel XL 128 gb was $869
GraphicsInterchangeFormat
People forget
TwoToneeRebel
More like "Welp I was going to buy an android device already. More reason why I should"
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
More like "Welp, I'm glad I've never been interested in overpriced, underperforming pieces of ishit."
CorsetStraps
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
sovietracism
Android prices are spiraling out of control as well.
AEvilNyanKat
Ill take an s8 over an iPhone 8 any day though
TwoToneeRebel
WRONG.
sovietracism
The pixel 2 xl is going to be 800+ and the new Samsung Galaxy 8 is around that price. When the I got the Nexus 6p it.was around 400.
sovietracism
There is more price variety for different levels of Android but it used to be that top of the line Android was also reasonably priced
CraftyyWitch
ALL of the iPhones are expensive, 700-1000, they have payment plans, that’s the ONLY reason most people can afford it.
MungoVitoGotHellaCats
They've tripled in price in the last 5 or so years. It's fucking ridiculous.
d0o0o0d
The off-contract price has been pretty stable, what's changed is that the carrier subsidies have gotten less generous.
complimentpin
Its madness that's why I'm using Chinese phones now
0TheTiger
Im still using my galaxy s5. Why blow silly amounts of cash on a new phone every year?
theendissneer
As an android user that went from a well abused for 3.5 years s3 to an s7, I love the fingerprint scanner but miss my plastic rugged beast.
juli4g33k
I have an s3 :)
herrgrosskotz
sgs2 with lineageos here ^^
SerialChillinSpree
I held out from getting a smart phone for close to 10 years. Broke down and got samsung..battery life on these things are duckin horrible.
test616
Another person still with an s5, I thought we'd gone all but extinct years ago
DoubleSunMoonMoon
It's about time to buy a replacement battery for mine.
Filolial
There are many! I am still using my S5 Neo!
0TheTiger
These phones are tough I've been in a lake with it once and a couple swimming pools never had an issue.
slinkydust
Got my motoX during upgrade 4 years ago. Still going strong.
ourari
In your case: Security updates.
bobathon
Galaxy Relay, here. Physical keyboard = From my cold, dead, hands.
serenityfast
Because how else are you going to validate yourself as superior to your coworkers and Facebook friends?
JHawke
By constantly fixing their supposedly superior shit.
0TheTiger
I usually just pee on them I had no clue there was an easier way.
RackhamTheRed
wipe it out, keep eye contact, assert dominance
SerialChillinSpree
*hhWhip
Armoth
dont know why it has to cost so much
vauhtihirmu
Just to milk money. There's also phones that cost thousands of Euros, guess people buy them to display their wealth.
hereforthegoodies
https://www.cnet.com/products/samsung-galaxy-note-8/review/. $1119.99 note eight by Samsung is probably why
arewevenom
It gose ping!
DeadlyEnzyme
To give old men a chance to bone
KTSPANG
Because its apple and people are stupid. It's $1000 and has "new" features that my droid had 5 years ago.
CapFwiffo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Price_skimming
PreciousPotato
Don't know why there needs to be a new one so quickly at all.
CorsetStraps
It's the chip. It beats benchmarks across the board.
MrKibbs
IBone
DankeSehr
The closest competitor is a Galaxy S8 which is $725 (Best Buy). I don't know where the $275 comes from, but most people buy phones on...
DankeSehr
... a contract and pay over several months. The difference between phones would be something like $30/month vs $41/month, which is not...
DankeSehr
... an absurd difference.
farva69
Profit....dog.
oshea
New phones have been over $1000 in NZ for years :(
KTSPANG
Face recognition wooaaaahhh! A feature that's been on droid for at least 3 years.
hedcase
Stupid people keep buying it.
sweetpotato21
Cost almost as much as a decent pc gaming rig
ItsUncleSam
You buy a PC up front, you pay off a phone every month with your phone bill. It’s like a $4-$8 increase a month. It’s not a big deal.
TheDrunkenWrench
I don't know why people get so upset about something with the computing power of a laptop in a 5" device costs as much as a laptop.
MattDethridge
https://imgur.com/5iyRGpG
LokiShade
Everything gotta cost money.
d0o0o0d
Hi, Karl.
SergeantSalsa
Because of demand. Which they can create by releasing such a device
spx39
To be fair, today's modern phone 15 years ago would have cost around 1000000$, if not more.
d0o0o0d
Would have been unobtainable at any price. In 2002, Nokia bricks were cutting edge. The RAZR wasn't until 2004.
jjondow
*eye roll* you dont pay that. you pay it in installments. 30-50/month, then upgrade to the new phone a year later, when you've payed 50%
webrow
They decided to become a fashion item ^^
TexasBaconMan
Because people have been conditioned to pay for it....
Imgag
I think because samsung who manufactures the iphone displays has a monopoly and charges over 150$ for one unit.(Compared to40$ for iphone 8)
JimyDickgun
I mean it really packs a punch for such a small device. Unless your really into the tech built into it stuck with ur Galaxy or iPhone 7/8
ThogGreatThinker
It shinier than rock
SometimesISayDumbShit
Same
jerethdatiger12
My phone cost 200£ 8 core cpu decent gpu 1.5 gb ram 16gb storage.... Tell me why i need 800 more
NEEDMORECOW8ELL
BECAUSE PEOPLE KEEP BUYING THEM
RPCd
This one got it.
mirgu
Because it has an apple logo on it.
arranrp
new android is $980 but lets ignore that
AmishGangsta404
Ximinipot
This.
anSSLerrorhasoccuredandasecureconnectiontotheservercannotbemade
This and pretty much everyone else. The mark up and disparity between manufacturer and retail is another example of human shittiness.
KAG25
really, they are using Chinese Child slave labor to make it
jjondow
lol, samsung and others use those same Foxconn factories dear.
KAG25
Nope
wigglybiggly
Let’s go child labour
alternatereality543
Some kid making a damn iPad. I fucked up macaroni art in 2nd grade.
ElbowdeepinElmo
If they taught you to put exactly identical parts in exactly identical places over and over again, you'd be just as good I assume.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
Thats the beauty of a manufacturing line. Split complicated jobs into single steps. Assign a single step to unskilled worker. Boom. Profit.
jumpehjumpeh
Its a fashion item. Same way Gucci shoes aren't the most functional but still cost $900
chardlz
Yeah but Gucci shoes benefit from a certain level of design, aesthetic, and cultural imagery. Iphones are so common that it's entirely (1)
chardlz
Diminished in that quality. One can argue that neither is worth the price but phones as status symbols really has been on a downward trend
chardlz
Which will probably pick back up when actual advancements are made but uninspired "innovations" don't warrant the price tag imo but
chardlz
If they're selling then the market has spoken and my opinion is washed over by those who dissent
Perfzilla
it really is an amazing piece of tech - I mean they're making a very healthy profit off it but it's crazy engineered
paulpounder
Enjoy the down bites from the android fan boys
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Perfzilla
the whole fanboy pissing match shit is obnoxious. I develop android hardware systems but I say nice things about iphones and I'm some idiot.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
So is the space shuttle. *looks at SpaceX*
jerethdatiger12
Space x says were trying ok its hard to develop stuff when people keep eanting stuff sent to space
Ximinipot
It's tech that's 3-4 years old. Not really amazing.
Perfzilla
I mean it's about time it got Qi - but the A11 is a monster and absolutely state of the art.
Ximinipot
Their CPUs are the only thing relatively new/state of the art.
Perfzilla
All the Face ID animoji stuff is new and impressive - sure it's a gimmick now but the core technology is no joke.
JustCuzIWant2
Check out Blackview's BV8000. You can throw it at a concrete wall with no damage, comparable specs, and its $300. Apple fans make me sad.
Perfzilla
I'm a fan of both. There's a lot of great cheap androids - android is the best value for most. But the iPhone X is freaky powerful.
jumpehjumpeh
Limited in functionality by apples operating system
ItsUncleSam
You can say whatever you want, the fact is iPhones run faster and work better even years after they’re released.
Perfzilla
iOS has a lot of strengths - restricting the OS to a few devices allows one to have much more intimate hardware/software integration
MattDethridge
When in reality all new phones cost this people just like to complain about Apple. The new Galaxy is the same price.
paulpounder
Prepare for the down votes kid. You are correct but this crowd doesn’t like that around here.
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serenityfast
When in reality Samsung Galaxy phones are not "all new phones", and great phones can be had for half the cost, if not less.
WayneSLuther
It's 50 cheaper. Lol.
MattDethridge
Yeah. $999 vs $949. Ain't worth complaining 1 over the other. Thats the "same" price.
WayneSLuther
But I can buy a phone case with 50.
jyetie
Picking the two main flagships isn't representative of all phones.
vauhtihirmu
Not ALL new phones. There are cheap models (at about 120€), but there's def. way more expensive ones as well.
MattDethridge
Yeah, dealing with 140 characters. I meant all new flagship phones, top tier models. Some take it too literal.
SilentScreamsX
Um, the S8 is cheaper and has tech that isn't half a decade old.
paulpounder
iPhone 8 is the same price as the S8.
paulpounder
The next Samsung phone will cost as much as iPhone X the way it goes.
exterminans
man do your research. the listing prices are comparable. Real prices: s8: 550€; s8+ 632€; Iphone X > 999€
MattDethridge
You mean like this https://imgur.com/5iyRGpG
exterminans
more like this: https://www.idealo.de/preisvergleich/OffersOfProduct/5416287_-galaxy-s8-samsung.html
exterminans
you should never buy your phone from your provider. You pay the highest price there...
ItsUncleSam
Phones are expensive, but nobody pays for it upfront. It’s built into your phone bill. It would be like a $4 increase with a 2 yr contract.
ItsUncleSam
(Assuming your current phone costs $800 like mine)
d0o0o0d
I paid for mine upfront. Why pay interest on a loan I don't need?
Bugofbelgium
It's pretty much not a thing around here.
serenityfast
Speak for yourself. I always buy my phones outright, up front.
ItsUncleSam
I’m speaking for most people. You’re in the minority though.
ItsUncleSam
I’m not sure how I managed to swap two sentences but sure, thats fine I guess.