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ThatQuietlySmirking
Ben Affleck is banned from casinos in Las Vegas for counting cards.
Jakethesnake357
I started my own business
WhoIsThatMeYesMe
Damagey633
23 down , 23 to go...
Kopachris
Gf's dad died of a glioblastoma yesterday. We've been working on hospice and funeral arrangements these last two months.
JapaneseGeneticists
I got diagnosed with cancer, 2018 doesn't like me.
Dopplerfart
You will beat it! You are strong...fuck cancer
MiIson
Fuck and i've got a master thesis to write.
kamkor1
Lost job on 12/26 been looking for work since
SickCommentBro
Practice not getting influenced by rejections. Keep yourself busy with workout and hobbies while looking
NicholasCageisGOD
I applied for school and got accepted at Devry University @op
califCheeseAnimal
I wasted the first two months cause it's cold. I hate winter. I'm really active spring/summer but man, winter gets me down
Bobblesisaderpcat
I published a picture book sooooo yeah I have that going for me.
amazingphoebe
Nope! Took the Bar Exam
Sqwuid
Bought a new business, Details 4 Scale... Very excited but also terrified. First business, so much hard work.
Shitposting2017
HEY! I’m totally gonna quit drinking and smoking right after this bachelor party this weekend...
MementoMoriMotherFucker
Me! Wait no... read that as been successfully wasted for 2 months....*sigh* also me
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Double high five
bax498
I've lost 8 Kilos (17.6 lbs) since the 4th of Jan. Well happy.
Mrbigmick
Making great progress this month already, by making no progress
Paasimus
I've advanced my studies despite being in a chokehold of depression and mental instability.
Gridlocked11
telosxiv
I've been stuck in the hospital for most of 2018. I lost half of January and all of February. Hopefully I'll be out soon.
OPHatesPolitics
I applied for a new job, it's way out of my league, but I'm aiming high...
Dunny303
As did I last week, best of luck to you.
BinaryDomain
You got this!
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
If all else fails you can always run for president
maugue
Fake it til you make it!
RulesOfImgur
I applied to be an intern at spacex. I'm barely qualified to work at a Walmart
IAmTheBadW01f
When applying to jobs out of your league, don't apply to just one...spread your metaphorical seed far and wide and maybe you'll get lucky
avocadowoman
Awesome
imdur254
Aim higher! I was promoted internally to position with lots of responsibilities & stress. Trying it out 5 months while I await 4 a gov job
poodles10
Fractured wrist fighting, two court appearances this month over unpaid fines, unpaid credit cards. It's been a laugh, this 2018 malarkey
ImNotOriginalEnoughForAUsername
What else was I suppose to do?
SirSchmoopyOfAwesometon
I accidentally got moved to a better position at work this month, so only a January hand for me
TheLastGunslinger
Accidentally?
SirSchmoopyOfAwesometon
Yup. Late so many times they decided to change my schedule and position. New one is a much better fit
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
is it time to compare masturbation charts?
Unverified
I finished my first travel contract yesterday, but failed my certification exam today
scuba7jb
I paid my mortgage twice, had sex 8 times, didn't get fired from my job, and rescued a basset hound... I'm doin' good.
ImMuddy
I paid rent twice, had sex with my hand 58 times, and spent 80% of my time at Uni. Time well spent IMO.
avocadowoman
Good for youu! :)
loves2ride71337
Had major surgery on 1/2/18... it’s been a great 2 months...
sungoat80
My birthday
montanaham
Surgery season! I had a mid foot bone fusion on 1/1/17 and just got my cast off and into the walking boot today.. it was a calm 3 months
LurlineLumpkin
I had spinal fusion on 1/17. What kind of surgery did you have?
loves2ride71337
Ankle ligament reconstruction with a cadaver tendon graft. Hope you have a speedy recovery!!
LurlineLumpkin
Oh fun. A speedy recovery to you too! Are you athletic?
loves2ride71337
Nope. Just a klutz who happened to fall down the stairs and get a severely sprained ankle out of it haha