Perfect valentines day

Feb 14, 2018 5:15 PM

ElToroViking

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I actually did this too, but i dont like sports so she got a paid trip to spain instead

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I want to date this guy :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Well, I was going to suggest a European vacation, but you use too many fucking emojis, so let's not."

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 6

Even the prime minister in my country did that joke

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

VAMOS REAL MADRID!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Annnnd PSG fell apart at the end, just like with barcelona

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

French teams man... Like French Tennis players. Or XV de France. Mental is optional.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Big ol footballs he's got there

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

yeah they swell up after they get kicked

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"fuck, it's bigger than mine"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Fuck, I'm gay."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait. So is everyone doing this godamned joke?

8 years ago | Likes 199 Dislikes 4

Mine would actually love that... took her for a $500,- dinner though

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

Because people are stupid?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like 99.99% of SMS conversations that make the FP on this site, this is very obviously fake

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

and then they tease you with it by doing things like labeling the “contact” as ex-boyfriend or something

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What do these girls think they're going to get flown across to Europe overnight and come back to work the next day

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Well, chances are they're already in Europe because they care about soccer, so it wouldn't be that long of a journey.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Football

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soccer

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0