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Frankie’s Funhouse. Apparently a book with a horny, possessed animatronic. My book group shares the trippiest things from books they read.
Like I said. Trippy.
Jup. My book group again. This is on the very mild side of their ‘hear me out’ scale.
8 months and 364 days huh? Gotta be satire. Please.
Shit my friends send me. Fu*k JK Rowling tho.
Again, curtesy of my book group. The feralest of the feral.
lozeldatkm
#8 oh look someone else who doesn't know the difference between goth and emo
wozat
#4 That was two months ago. Source: https://www.ladbible.com/news/health/black-death-plague-us-positive-case-118251-20250821
lovehandlesmessiah
#5 “What are you doing, step fertility doctor?”
TheJusticeMitchell
#33 let’s roll.
Thorketil
#10 Progressive dad's joke
FlyMeToTheSun
#37
PennysWorthOfTea
#34 ...THEN FADE AWAY!
(begin sick guitar riff)
supervillin
#1
sgnight13
#48 Cursive is the last bastion of butthurt elitists who were mad that the proles were taught to read
enterusernamehere25
jlist
Great post @op!
indigenous101
Thank you friend ❤️
Elonth
#5 for what its worth. She had a surrogate use her sons sperm. Basically just had a grandkid made with out a mother to raise it so i guess grandma is?
KansasCityG00fBall
#47 Bad Religion, all day every day.
MahadmaGaudi
anerdwithaknife
#33 I think that summons two different generations because I'm pretty certain there's a lot of younger (at the time, not today XD) people who only knows it from the sampling at the start of Offspring's Pretty Fly (For a White Guy).
TheManWhoStaresAtTurtles
That's the only way I knew the phrase lmao.
BenjyX55
I was wondering which OP was referring to.
herbzerbler
That puts you in the older of the two groups then
Targe0
#39
Targe0
#48 Also yes Bev, as shocking as you might find it, cursive was still taught to a lot of millennials.
Plus, that's not even hard cursive to read.
NonZeroSumGame
Frankie's funhouse is from 'Animatronic Nightmares' by Isla Fairchild. I can only find it in audiobook format. Where did you get the print copy from? Please & thank you!
TheManWhoStaresAtTurtles
Given the brief snippers, I find it somewhat terrifying that the easily found version (and thus seemingly the original/primary version) of that product is the audiobook.
indigenous101
It’s this one
https://a.co/d/9KNvyrh
NonZeroSumGame
MerlintheRogue
#4 The plague is easily treatable with modern medicine.
Targe0
Yeah, a round of strong antibiotics clears it up fairly quickly.
Around 6 people a year in the US catch it.
Which is why you don't touch wild Pierre Dogs.
Because it thrives within their population.
Snooj
Someone should simply stop Pierre from breeding dogs.
Targe0
They try to, but they keep getting the plauge every time. /s
Snooj
If he's only breeding them to keep people away upon fear of death I kind of understand.
swedeonamoose
#1 how my local police look when the football hooligans finally crossed a line they werent supposed to.
Snooj
Just so we're on the same page, this is Photoshopped. When it first circulated the original photo without the absurd grin was available on all news media outlets.
perlninja
I mean, it's not out of character for an Indonesian cop to beat the shit out of someone with a smile on their face... (source: lived there for 8 years, seen it a few times)
Snooj
Pretty important to avoid the slippery slope of "this isn't real but we don't care because it still happens". Republicans use that same argument whenever a black person gets shot. "They weren't a criminal but they were black so they probably know criminals or have done criminal stuff so they're basically a criminal."
perlninja
That's some seriously hinky reasoning you've got going on there.
CrocoSphinx
#7 What's the sixth name? I got Frederick, Fred, Derick, Eric, & Rick.
lenorath
Ed
TheAngryMarineBiologist
I count seven, Ed and Ric
anerdwithaknife
Eight then. (if we're counting Ric and Rick as two, then Eric and Erick are separate as well..)
notchoosingone
Nine, if you consider that the name Frederick contains the name Frederick
anerdwithaknife
Frederick also contains Red, just like Bruce Willis' nickname in the movie with the same name. So ten names.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Ede is a Hungarian name,
indigenous101
…..Red……? 🫤
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Ed
CrocoSphinx
Shoulda thought of that one.
boop66
Redemption
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indigenous101
D’oh!!
SocoFox
Red counts, I'd even accept Ederick in a old English kinda way.
Deleteded
With Red, that makes 7.
indigenous101
Does Red count tho? Not sure how usual it is. Or wait why am I arguing? 7 it is!