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Apr 1, 2018 3:54 AM
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NachosFlandersStyle
#40 oh yes that's the best.
shamusaran
#30 If someone was messaging me and desperate for sex you can bet I wouldn't be taking more than 30 seconds to reply back.
pacodarjeeling
More of these!
SidneyMajora
We want more lady dumps!
loopylCat
I enjoyed these. Nice one
ProxyPlayerHD
dobyburgundy
You thirsty?
FatherDale
#38 I laughed until I cried. Opened it in a new tab and started laughing again.
Jellybeanboom
Where's the massive lady? I haven't seen my mom in a long time
Mockingbirb
Here she is
Pantheraleo48
This whole dump too real tho
supersomatic
#6 why does she use a microphone in the tub?
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Many people sing in the shower, some people bring a karaoke machine.
dyxj
Poe's Law, are you being sarcastic or actually asking?
tinytimbeckybright
It took me a few tries to read "I didn't see I don't know on the menu"
PammySoup
Lots of stuff I haven't seen yet. Quality dump
MandalorianHybrid1
#10 The most unbelievable thing about that is she wears a different bra everyday.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
#10 FYI June 5, 2013 was a Wednesday.
Foxxeface
+1 for completing extra credit homework on the weekend
evergreentt
As the prophecy foretold....
thehungrynomad
We appreciate the committed researchers of imgur
QwertyBam
Good to know that the math was right.
Pinkwhistle
And also my birthday.
jayfrostie
Happy Birthday!
coolasscat
18th for me!
bendoverandbraceyourself
so you're almost 5?
MrSnowy
redzombie
in hindsight MAYBE i shouldnt have posted some of these to my wifes facebook... oh well
sassymcsassypants
Didn’t know I needed this. Thanks lady.
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
Thank you everything was so real :')
thatstomorrowsproblem
I've seen the first one a few times. Is there a source or something to put it in context?
justsientythings
In the UK/Europe/US there's a cheap accessories shop called Claire's where they do (bad) ear piercing in the window. Aimed at kids/teenagers
justsientythings
llamalibrarian
Ts bad because they use a gun, which are hard to keep sterile and lots of infections happen
CovfefeTheBloodless
...I had my ears pierced there, it's pretty good.
justsientythings
I actually had mine done there, but they do it clumsily with guns. Piercing shops are much better and healthier.
Fezdani
I needed this. More lady dumps!
assmaster4000
Vectron
Re cleaning; give the person with lower standards tasks they can't fuck up. You vacuum, then I'll mop.You put on laundry, I'll fold. etc.
SgtPepper131
Give them proper instructions also helps
mywaifubringsalltheboystotheyard
Yup! He takes out the garbage and puts in the laundry, I do the rest. Granted he also works 60 hours a week so I don't expect much more
Fezdani
What if they fuck up every task? Like, yes you have to actually move shit off the floor and not just vacuum around it.
Vectron
Well, any vacuuming is better than none. I like to both vacuum and wash the floors, so I take up any slack in the vacuuming when I wash.
Fezdani
I wish I didn't have to take up so much slack. I'm just venting.
CharliefuckingBronson
Are there even any girls left on Imgur?
MyVoice
Yep!
VeggieBaconIsJustLettuce
Yup
LearnSomething
I come here for the dogs.
UnclaimedSocks
Yup
thiswillnotmakesense
I wasn't sure that there is any women on imgur but this 400+ people favorite post means something for sure
Zoemeowe
Please more lady dumps!
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Yes! More lovely lady dumps!
SidneyMajora
eskymojoe
In the back and in the front
annonymouse211
"it's sharpie"
Imnotapotatoe
I knew a girl who did this, never saw her cry though
mycatToastwasafatasshole
You can get eyeliner tattoos.
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
I knew a girl that just had it tattooed on.
donutjudgeme
I had a coworker who did this and it looked great on her, but I’ve seen it done badly too and it’s a gamble. Plus eye skin droops w/age.
SpartanJ105
That’s genius
foxwithtools
I guess it's a new information for you, but it's actually really common thing to do.
llamalibrarian
My mom has her eyeliner tattooed on
LobsterBandito
Same here. It was pretty faded after a few years so she had it done again recently.
manureco
That's genius
kittydetonator
Fake, sharpie runs like hell too
wererat2000
...How do you know that?
adriedupoldprune
But its not water soluble...
congrationyoudoneit
Maybe the salts in the tears act enough like an abrasive, maybe it’s maybelline
StupidNoraGarbageface
We had a girl in school that actually used nail polish as eyeliner.
Squirrelprophecies
The argument for why L’Oréal shouldn’t do testing on bunnies was because no one was dumb enough to put nail polish in their eyes repeatedly.
Jaaybiird
iwishiwasagoat
I can't imagine that being very comfortable and it sounds like heck to apply! Still, that dedication deserves a commendation!
chimera666777
StupidNoraGarbageface
Eyeliner was only available in black, blue and brown. Not glitter neon pixie vomit colours like nail polish. So she made a hard choice.
Lalael
I used it as facepaint, once. Just a little to spell out the school initials on my cheek. Burned like heck.
LearnSomething
scoobydoobydo
Did she use nail polish remover on her eyes??
StupidNoraGarbageface
Nah. It just started to get crumbly after a day or so and she rubbed it off.
Jaaybiird
Did the eyes hurt/itch after that? Dude, nail polish isn't mean to be put in the eyes for a reason.
UndeadAndUnamused
I knew a girl who shaved her brows, used Sharpie for brows, used 2 different colors on accident.
flipismycat
My sister accidentally waxed off one of her eyebrows off. Our mom had to draw it on every day until it grew back.
Akater
Thats tragic
UndeadAndUnamused
And hilarious. She was a huuuuge bitch.
sesdayi
Who wears a different bra every day?
STINKPICKEL
Women don't change their underwear? I may wear the same jeans for days, but I got clean undies, not to change is just gross.
MyVoice
Bras are not the same as undies. They aren't sitting against your junk. It's like your jeans touching your legs for a week. No big deal.
canyouthriveat35
Women who can afford that many bras?
dakhath
I came looking for this comment. Was going to make it if no one else had. No one wears a new bra every day.
PettyWhite
Exactly. No girl ever.
cottoncandybingo
Thank you!
CrazyCatLad
My GF wore the same bra two days in a row. Did not care. It was lacy...and from TJ Maxx.
CrazyCatLad
Wait, why am I downvoted?
LearnSomething
Two whole days???!!!
CovfefeTheBloodless
...It's common to go a week wearing the same bra. It doesn't get that dirty and bras are expensive.
CrazyCatLad
Right...which is what I'm agreeing with. Not sure why I'm at -2.
CovfefeTheBloodless
Probably because it seems like you're saying "bras should only be worn for one day, except when they're lacy"
CovfefeTheBloodless
Also because no one cares if YOU don't mind. You're not the one wearing the bra.
CrazyCatLad
You don't know that. I might look absolutely dashing in bras thank you very much!
procrastinatingagain
That bra thing is spot on.
BewilderedBeaver
There is a bra on the chair. That means, it must be a weekend morning between 2016 and 2019.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
As an A-cup, a lot of the time I'm just wearing a band-aid over my nips. I fucking hate bras.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
I can tell by my wife's socks. She takes them off on the couch, just gotta divide by two
MyLittleJumpingSpider
Thats a... uhh.. nifty username you got there
JaxJamesTheTenaciousTurtle
Do you not do salvia while bouncing on your boys dick?
thegeeksshallinherittheearth
Disagree, I don’t have enough money for a different bra everyday.
spraychocolateonmyface
Me neither, still have 20+ ...
anonnymoosecommenter
I have tons, but none seen to fit right, or one of the cups has lost its wire, so I only wear 2 or 3.
spraychocolateonmyface
Yeah, I still prefer to go braless as much as I can. Itty bitty titty committee
anonnymoosecommenter
My mom told me she chaired that. I did not take after her. I can't do without a bra sadly.
mywaifubringsalltheboystotheyard
Same I think I legit own like 4 and if them I actually like about 2
GwenShepard1
preach
savax7
Question; if they're so constricting and uncomfortable, why wear them?
SwitchPup
Two words: sweaty underboobs. :-(
Cheshiresteeth
My big ass tiddies ain't gonna support themselves
QuartzPigeon
I don't want my nipples poking through the shirt for everyone to see. And because when I run, they stop the boobs from jiggling, which hurts
anonnymoosecommenter
Hell, I need a girl who kept her girls on lockdown. Heavy security lockdown. She always wears sports bra and regular. Insane
NotSingleCatLady
Not all girls feel that way. I personally feel weird without one unless I'm sleeping. Sports bras are generally more comfortable cuz no wire
DaniaAudax
I wear one because I’d rather be an hourglass shape than the alternative. Also nipple irritation is a thing; bras keep me fairly still.
spraychocolateonmyface
Because it is not comfortable and doesn't always look decent. Sometimes I just don't want people to see my nipples poking out.
kanybal
I don't get the downvote. I for one don't feel comfortable in public not wearing one. I got big boobs, they kinda sag or I feel like they do
kanybal
which isn't a nice feeling. It also feels sexual like I know if a dude notices it might turn him on. Oh and I work with teenagers so --
kanybal
baaad idea. Also too many guys don't understand that if you see my nipples, it's because I'm cold, not horny. And women would judge.
kanybal
Also, backache.
Katlamos
Society demands, basically. Like, most jobs basically say you gotta in their rules. Also, for big tittied women, it's a sad requirement
Katlamos
You get a big enough cup and it's more about supporting them and not having your back get murdered. Why a lot of women get breast reduction
Foxxeface
Can verify: several women in my family have had breast reductions. Ended up herniating my T7/T8 disc while wakeboarding last summer due to
Foxxeface
Large bewbs. Its literally like if you took two gallons of milk, tied a long string to each handle & hang them from your neck.
bravotipo
As a man I laughed and takin notes...
Chronomechanist
*scribbles furiously* "don't... last... 42...second... Okay, cool seems easy enou-... Hold up, what?"
bravotipo
Yes!! ????
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
I swear everyone I know has a problem of lasting too long... Where are all these dudes who last nothing?
sauceboss24
Affray
1)For me(and many people I know well enough to have this conversation with)it's a wildcard situation. Sometimes everything lines up just
Affray
2)just right and I'm at the finish line in a few minutes tops. Then other times it takes forever for reasons I don't always know. Sometimes
Affray
3)it's stress from my day, maybe I winged one out that morning, and sometimes I'm so focused on giving my wife a good time that mt own
LearnSomething
RIGHT? I just keep ending up with the ones that are still going strong 45 minutes in. Wrap it the fuck up! I don't have that much stamina.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
My wife has a wrap it up phrase lol... "Tick tock" like a 5 to 10 min warning before RIP.
SwitchPup
Ditto. Eventually my well runneth dry, and also my hips start hurting like a mofo.