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Jun 24, 2021 2:41 AM

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Up votes for all my fellow critters! And hey, it's Thursdaaaaay!

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Bidet.

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"That wasn't a micro-dose"

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God, that /stein/! Heh

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"Oh, sorry, there is no con save"

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Roll a con save, sam.

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May I introduce you to our lord and savior MY AXE IN YOUR FACE!

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Is that professional fireman jack Nicholson?!

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"I have an intelligence of 6, I know what I'm doing." -Grog Strongjaw

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Bidet good citizen. Listening to an episode as I type this response.

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I'm using a bidet right now!

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Those things should include instructions. Only seen 'em in hotels

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In for also bidet usage as I type. Ahh the cool water feels good after all of that spicy chicken.

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I would like to rage.

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She has just about the most expressive face I've ever seen.

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He's beyond expressive, he's in Clayface territory.

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Scout: "They have poisoned axes." Mage: "I don't intend on eating their axes."

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Just finished both campaigns!! Watching the 1 shots waiting for Exandria Unlimited to start.

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well do I have good news for you. Its Thursday.

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If you have to watch any one one-shot go for the Christmas special

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Chutney and Matt’s character (name escapes me) are my favorite!

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He forgot about having axe immunity

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Orcish motivational poster?

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ha

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Can someone fill me in on this?

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Who is this handsome man?

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Travis Willingham - one of the cast members on Critical Role. Absolute gem of a human

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What is this from?

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Always update a post mentioning critical role <3

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Travis is amazingly clever at being stupid. His ability to purposely misunderstand language is just breathtaking at times.

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* I should probably have said "playing stupid" as he's clearly smart as shit.

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I love all the times Travis had a good plan and then he has to play stupid afterwards

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How many times does Percy say "Broken clock" to excuse Grogg having the only reasonable suggestion?

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Twice a day?

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Bidet

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still really strange to see guy I knew in grade school as a gif on imgur

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Was he a good dude in grade school?

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don't recall much was long ago. We were friends but got in a fight and then stopped talking. But he was a goofy kid. He was popular in HS

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Why do people post this? What am i missing? It doesnt seem relevant, or funny. Is it a kind of guerrilla advertising? Cause if so it sucks

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The watches are supposedly 'free', but each take like 30 dollars 'shipping'. The tweet is fake. Its a scam.

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It's a spam bot. I always down vote these I can't image it's working

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Holy shit he looks like a baby. Is that campaign 1?

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Who is that

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Travis Willingham, voice actor and CEO of Critical Role.

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Even earlier, he was clean shaved. Looked like a fretbro. Suffice to say, he daddied up really well.

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Mate, how even earlier? That is the Geek and Sundry set they played on. Its early Vox Machina

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First two or three episodes I think.

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Which would make it early Vox Machina, not before.

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Early campaign 1

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"All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right"

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The funny bit is that the wizard got killed with an axe.

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o....kayyy..? Neither me nor my friend understood that.

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Immune to poison. Not immune to axe.

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Seriously?? Am I really that stupid? *sigh*

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Mighty Nein vs Vox Machina part 2 is gonna be so one sided, Yasha gets hasted and she's essentially unstoppable.

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Grog v. Yasha, I am here for it

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Zealot barbarian, she can't die. They'll just chip at eachother until he goes down. No reason every attack of hers can't be reckless.

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Except that Ashley never uses reckless attack.

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She has, she also stabbed herself during the Storm Lord fight to keep the rage going. Caleb could also do fireball or whatever to keep it up

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Poisoning your axe seems like a literal overkill.

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It covers both bases and dice roll outcomes. if you pull a shit hit roll and only scratch them the poison does extra damage

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however it does make nat 1's a lot more dangerous

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in 5e it's either a hit or miss, there's no reduced damage from barely hitting.

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whats 5e? I've only ever played star wars DnD

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DnD fifth edition, DnD 5e. You get graze cuts in SW?

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I know Dark Heresy has degrees of success. For example shot guns have more pellets hit with more degrees of success.

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…there’s damage dice.

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"If you pull a shit HIT roll" = miss.

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Fair

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My current character is immune to fire but his gear isn't nor is he immune to the concussive forever of a fireball.

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D&D fireballs don't have concussive force.

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Yhat may be, but they most certainly have concussive forever

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Yeah, you gotta watch out for concussive forever. It can have some serious long term impact.

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And gear is also mostly unaffected if worn or carried. Especially fireball can't damage it.

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Too many encounters would result in a naked party

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/a/4m1uboJ

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So if I'm reading that right. A fireball would destroy your clothing/armour if it wasn't fireproof and you had no shield

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