The funny thing is the males are at their peak one day before the females, so this is actually kinda important. I've done something kinda similar with watermelons
This is somewhat disturbing when you think about it. Although having an alien slice off my dick and rub it on a woman is more action than I'm used to getting.
If that's astro turf and not real grass, it's gonna hurt wayyyyyyy more when you slide across it, but regardless, that gun is for road rash, which happens often in these sports.
Apparently you also have to check the vine every single day and pick off all but one pumpkin so the plant concentrates all its energy on that one pumpkin.
Not just bees, humans and all life forms, it attachs to anything it can. Most seed and some pollen plants rely on birds eating and pooping the seeds out. Fun fact, giant sloths used to walk the English channel but when water levels cut off the channel they went extinct along with a insect that used it for safety and a plant that relied on getting its seeds caught in the fur
ks360
unzips
toolzgalore2
Sigh *unzips*
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
JustTryingToLiveLife
Why do i feel like i just watchec a flower orgy
ConfettiPanda
Because you did. We are all sinners now.
ShimmerinStrider
I would like to see your giant pumpkins.
wtfIsTheInternet
is this a plant orgy?
TheWarHymn
Plant eugenics.
Btch128
Never thought I'd see pumpkin porn yet here we are
heywoodjabme
That female pumpkin spread fast than @op’s mom.
scoutMoonDiver
I wonder if the mods have seen this yet.
Wiker123
Vegan porn is weird
irisewithredeyes
Didn't expect plant porn...
theboned1
Didnt realize the type of porn I'd be watching tonight would be plant porn, but here we are.
nocommennts
Plant sex worker
graehall
Aggressively sexual, and cool, I WANNA SEE THE GIANT PUMPKIN OFFSPRING THOUGH
B166ERMaximus
narcoleptiKnickers
malfunctionm1ke
how rude snippig someones penis off
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Thank you, Imgur post, for making me ponder if plants get horny.
Vydrach
Man, first you cock cage the pumpkins, then neuter them, then cuck them. Brutal.
tarquinious
Pumpkin sex is weird
ItsPhotoShoppedByMe
It's always #fetishFriday somewhere.
HeadJamistan
When this was posted, it was Friday PDT.
BeeWoman
TBH this turned me on
TexMexHex
imNotThisCleverIRL
and then?
aap71
profit
SindarElla
I would like to see the baby
todaytomorrowwillbeyesterday
No more "and then"
Layloe
and then?
HeadJamistan
No and then!
todaytomorrowwillbeyesterday
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd then......
sixtimesseven
Stigma? Stigma my balls in there
geraltofriva
NoFreeName
This should be marked as “mature” or at least NSFW.
hesbeginningtobelieve
3 giant males tied up, gardener accidental triple Creampie
Apothecarius
"Mary, why are there THREE wisemen all showing up at the same time with gifts for baby Jesus?"
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
This ain’t no accident.
whatdoesittake
That was a train wreck
T3NM1DG3TS
I think it’s more accurately described as just “a train”
blurp9000
Apeofdeath
Unwrapping the female, she seems ready
TheHelleri
Leave.
Kehy
The funny thing is the males are at their peak one day before the females, so this is actually kinda important. I've done something kinda similar with watermelons
Escapist83
This is somewhat disturbing when you think about it. Although having an alien slice off my dick and rub it on a woman is more action than I'm used to getting.
PurpleFraggle
Awww, buddy....
GuyWithDog
Congrats, how many kids you got?
Quesadildos
It's more like zip-tying your foreskin shut to make a fun lil cum balloon and THEN slicing it off and rubbing it on a lady's nether bits.
myproudburner
GSA1386
Pumkin sex is weird.
glenlochie
I don't pimp for nobody
AllTheMemes1
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
HandoB4Javert
HerrHat
Is that Rob Lowe?
HandoB4Javert
Yes it is. In The Orville
burglarsonlarceny
michiyl
Doctorfatherson
I didn't unmute, we're there mac n cheese noises?
dman88
Lol no, but it's safe to hear
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
Like plunging a toilet
Doctorfatherson
A boot stuck in the mud
ShimmerinStrider
We know. Stop trying to contact us.
atomfixes101
Goddamn.
Fhant
Aww ..
DarkSlayer54
You can't just probe us in the 60s and not keep the action going...
PaintedOwl
Oh, it's worse than that. They don't need your dick. It's like slicing off your scrotum and peeling it away to get access to the balls inside. :D
ILikeFood2000
[GarlicPress.gif]
ctotheg2
hohohoooo
FukcTedCruz
ChinsChilla
Why is this man having his asshole iced?
Eucrow
Why do they even have a dry ice gun? What is happening here???
Soufange
If that's astro turf and not real grass, it's gonna hurt wayyyyyyy more when you slide across it, but regardless, that gun is for road rash, which happens often in these sports.
Shaodyn
Growing a giant pumpkin doesn't just happen. It's an extremely labor-intensive process.
Shaodyn
Apparently you also have to check the vine every single day and pick off all but one pumpkin so the plant concentrates all its energy on that one pumpkin.
T3NM1DG3TS
I had parents like that. I’ll tell you it ain’t pleasant. Poor pumpkin plant
Shaodyn
Point is, pumpkins weighing several hundred pounds don't just happen. They're the result of months of hard work.
nopenopittynope2806
I always thought giant pumpkins came from giant pumpkin seeds. Shows what I know.
T3NM1DG3TS
Just try and let the pumpkin plant enjoy its childhood, you know? Probably don’t call it a “gifted plant”.
Horus175
Remember when bees used to do this?
SmilinSloth
Not just bees, humans and all life forms, it attachs to anything it can. Most seed and some pollen plants rely on birds eating and pooping the seeds out. Fun fact, giant sloths used to walk the English channel but when water levels cut off the channel they went extinct along with a insect that used it for safety and a plant that relied on getting its seeds caught in the fur
SirBillington
Bees nuts!
FlipTheBirdBeforeTheBirdFlipsYou
ElRigs83
You remember bees
Dadbodbot
Hard to imagine bees using zip ties and knives and stuf.
daemogorgon
Yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sFKoMBrNv8
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ConfettiPanda
theskepticinme
SomethingLessObnoxious
ShutUpMeh
NuclearMonk
But then the bees had to make it weird.
ping0s
Im fucking dying lmaoooo....
LaPotrilla
graceinsheepsclothing
It's another great day of saving the bees... the trouble of pollinating those particular plants.
iamAWAKEincaseyouwerewondering
Remember bees?
iamAWAKEincaseyouwerewondering
Remember?
iamAWAKEincaseyouwerewondering
?
iamAWAKEincaseyouwerewondering
.
Zedrapazia
…
Quebeker
This is not done from lack of bees but to ensure the giant female is polinated by a giant male
MKUltraMega
wherethehorriblethingsare
The "NFL Franchise Owner" playbook.
Mockingbirb
So, like OP's mom and the Hulk?
AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
Your mom got pollinated by a giant male.
Quebeker
Doubt it i’m only 5’4’’
Warvillage
He meant last weekend
Vortexhelios320
I'm fairly certain he was the same height then too...
Quebeker
She’s dead 23 years. He as some weird fetish but i don’t kink shame