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Apr 13, 2021 1:42 PM
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UrsulatheArtist
Only I wish it was accessible as adults over 21 with entry at 8pm- dance clubs, fine dining, cocktails, fireworks, magic show, and axe throw
MarkoffChaney
It's actually real thing and it's called Disneyland Xinjiang.
GryphonHunter
That would be amazing
UncleBuckFutter
as it is and iconic centrepiece
ILoveSpicyPeople
My 4 y/o daughter loves Descendants & hates all Disney princesses. She would love the fuck out of this. I’m proud of her!
catscatscatscat
With the increase in villain popularity, it probably would have been a very, very good business move too
NatBeAt
Kathleen Kennedy would feel right at home
GazongaGizmo
"good news, miss kennedy, you've got a new office. bad news,it's got a big window in it, &park guests might snarl at you for destroying SW"
pugcashingout
Did you know that multibillioner company with thousand of creative managers probably considered everything during it’s 94 years of existence
TrueLegateDamar
I want to go to the Gaston ride/shop/cafe
Septcanmat
Gaston’s tavern already exists in Fantasyland in the Magic Kingdom. And yes, all of the decorating incorporates antlers.
FlyingButtPliers
That would have been awesome before they nerfed Maleficent.
OneTheory
Hopefully they fix her next patch
tocfanke4
ExpendableTestPilot
Ever tell you I used to have a huge crush on Maleficent when I was a kid ? hot sorceress who can turn into a huge dragon? How sexy is that ?
navyjeff
https://imgur.com/E5D8ob5 agrees
reverendleonard
VenoMal1c3
Fuckin' bunch of pussies over there at Disney. Quit bein' pantie wastes & build it, damnit! If you need tunes to play, hit me up.
Wasnbo
Disney has turned the (arguably) incredibly fascist Star Wars Empire into a family attraction, WHY NOT a villain-themed attraction?
arkadun
thotterpop
I was about to post the same thing.
Fistouille
gablestout
GreyKnightTemplar666
I'd totally risk covid to check that out
voeggroll
While I think it would be totally rad, it was never really a concept outside internet rumors.
voeggroll
https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/disney-dark-kingdom-villain-theme-park-revealed
voeggroll
Also, this video alludes to and dismisses the idea as well https://youtu.be/H6rnPqSrE40
n3ckr0mantic
mipsen89
empressbobobell
I want to go there! Make it real!
kagwapuhan
It would be awesome for Halloween right?
Ithoughtshesaidannul
I wouldn't pay for current Disney park without a great fucking deal. I'd bend over backwards to attend Disney Villain park.
Kimona007
This post may be their marketing department gaging interest-- older fans are likelier to ditch for California Adv or EPCOT. Or Universal
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
Fuck yes. Breakfast Bloody Marys in Ursula's lair w/ some evil queens. Afternoon dominos with Dr. Faciler, Hook, & Vader. I'm on board.
bloobiebloob
Did you know people can just make shit up on the internet?
bogus1983
I dunno man, that sounds made up to me.
Amduil
Doesnt make me want it any less.
OphelianAshe
People do that? Just go on the internet and lie?
Misamisahime
Would have been better than California adventure
pierzstyx
CAA isn't for Americans and especially not Californians.
VileEverett
counterintel
"If you build it, I will cum"
KharnMalik
They don't have the money they used it for kindleing burning star wars to the ground
RelevantImgurian
Dew it.
CloakedFigure
They almost did - that’s why Animal Kingdom has a big dragon’s head in their sign.
Septcanmat
No, that is not why Animal Kingdom has a dragon’s head. Animal Kingdom has a dragon’s head because in the original plans for Animal Kingdom
Septcanmat
it was going to include an additional ‘land’ that was dedicated to animals of fantasy - dragons, unicorns, etc. But there wasn’t enough
Septcanmat
money to finish development so they scrapped it, and in the years since they never developed it and eventually decided to do Pandora
Septcanmat
instead, which is really too bad because I know a lot of people would have loved to have the fantasy animal land finished.
UggItsThatKid24
Berticus5000
TheAdventuresofCarltheIncompetentLabAssisstant
stauffalopagus
DrLOAC
MrIndubitably101
I worked for Disnwy at the time. They have the Disney University "classes" come up with ideas that they get to use for free. This was 1/2
MrIndubitably101
One of them. Same with the ride "California Soaring". Park was to include, Maleficients Castle, Skull Rock, Ursula's Cavern, 2/3
MrIndubitably101
Temptation Island, underworld (with hades), and lastly they had Jafar's Hideout. It was going to be awesome.
Septcanmat
That’s not where Soarin’ came from. Soarin’ was a last-minute replacement for a paparazzi-themes ride that was deemed inappropriate after
Septcanmat
the death of Princess Diana. One of the imagineers went home and literally over the weekend built of prototype of Soarin’ out of mecchano.
MrIndubitably101
It was literally a contest. They were trying to come up with ride ideas and had people come up with stuff. My buddies dad still has all 1/2
MrIndubitably101
The pictures of the orange groves, his original art, as well as circled maps for the best experience. The title he sent it under was 2/3
bingtittletittlebong
oy. "as it's and"
GoblinTit
I think OP was stupid. Then, a bunch of people that don't care about grammar upvoted it. I think it's a crime.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
As it is what and what? I'm so confused, why won't @op clarify?!
Irisuniverse
as its iconic centerpiece.
JayEnfield
or "as it's an iconic centrepiece"
tavinjer
I think (after considerably pain) that it’s supposed to be “as it’s an”, as that would (remarkably) be grammatically correct.
KellyanneAlternativeFacts
Yeah that would work. Or just “as its iconic centerpiece” (delete the misused apostrophe and get rid of the “and” altogether)
brassmule
This version would make much more sense given the context.
QuaneriousPlumm
CatBeagler
I want to climb up to Maleficents throne room only to find Daffy sitting on
the throne holding her and all the other villains on leashes.
ahhhhtomzilla
Where is Donald during all of this?
CatBeagler
I really did mean Donald, but Daffy might be a better pick.
TobiasOnyangoFunke
I had this video lol
InternetPointsAreUseless
A man of culture as well
TwoStupidDogs
Wtf why isn’t this happening
METROlD
Cause your mom is fat AF. We dont know the correlation but its a fact.
Shwayzie
Because it would be broadly perceived as worshiping the devil. Something Something Satanists. Ask the Bible belt.
Misteree8
probably Wasn't Family friendly. Same sentiment as why the cookie crisp cereal thief was changed to a wolf.
imperfectregulator
No joke but 9/11 happened
ontarioOT
They weren't sure where to put Walt's statue.
VileEverett
AnythingMuchShorter
I was thinking it would be a "land" rather than a whole park. I guess if it was added to disney world it could be a park of it's own.
qtRaven
On the throne obviously.
floridajew
Because Disney wants their brand to be wholesome
Fendeezy
Watching someone hanging from the ceiling in the Haunted Mansion isn't wholesome.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
It's probably harder to hide that you're an evil megacorporation when you make an evil based wonderland.
bogus1983
CarlottaVonSprockett
Well that can’t be true or they wouldn’t have the villains wandering around the parks being villainous.
Gababu
they sure had no problem filming mulan where they did....
jasonmanguy
They could very easily do a villain land that is still kid friendly since almost all Disney villains are pretty kosher and fun not scary.
SybilCrawley
They don't want the tatted up goths and weirdos to attend the park and scare the white bread kiddos.
OPisdaOG
Have you been to Disney? I live 5 minutes from those parks and it's all freaks and gays, as it should be.