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Feb 15, 2016 7:56 PM
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markg2016
Mace Windu was given a special crystal after helping a group of people out Although being top of his class he made his saber later than most
confusedsquirrel
He wanted a grape flavored lightsaber
JaDC
Lo me too
Tyrannotron
purp.
Mmmmmk
'Yeah but I want it." <--- said every kid I've ever wanted to kick in the face.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
This looks like it was cross stitched onto a throw pillow
ADizzyDragon
The 'L' in his name stands for Motherfucker.
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Samuel L Jackson has to be one of the best actors that've ever existed. He naturally seems to find joy in his career.
chieflookout
Say green again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker, say green one more goddamn time!
markg2016
Mace Windu was given a special crystal after helping a group of people out Although being top of his class he made his saber later than most
TheRealDaveFranco
Yes Jango deserved to die, and I hope he burns in hell!
Earan
It's spelled Django. The D is silent.
MAGNUMC500
Purple...the color of Grape Soda...just gonna leave that here.
thephantomshitter
Womp rat may taste like crème brûlée but I wouldn't know cuz I don't eat the motherfucker
pinkhelga
Told you so.
doctorninja
Everything he owns says Bad Motherfucker on it somewhere
pickshare
Why has he never made his own brand. I'd buy pants from bad motherfucker
Pengarr
Nobody engraves it; it just appears whenever he touches something, like a kickass King Midas
mnlight001
Fun fact: The "Bad Mother Fucker" wallet actually belonged to Quentin Tarantino. The inscription is a reference to the theme song of Shaft.
MechaNinja
... what the fuck did you do with all the pixels, @OP?
TheVagab0nd
I started a resolution.
Kitakita
and here I was thinking it had some bullshit symbolism to it like "peace" or "emotion"
IhateDVDs
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubyo5eZz_Jc
SnorlaxTheFlash
Thank you!
Nexus763
I want to show this to all the bullshit theorician star wars fanboys who claim it's because we use dark and light force blablabla
PiTeuR
Always... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
Fuck the other colors.. Purple must become the master race.
D1RTYPENGU1N
PiTeuR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
negativenull
fantasitc
mirria
at least it's not a bunch of unnecessary 2 second GIFs.
linustheman
purepixels.gif
ElTigreChang
linustheman
Thank you
Ineedausernamebutdontknowwhattouse
I hated this interview because Sandra Bullock was like "My kid would LOVE that.", kept talking about how he'd love it and so Jackson (1/2)
Ineedausernamebutdontknowwhattouse
Offered it to Bullock and she was like "Oh no I can't take it! No way!" and made a big fucking deal (2/2)
Ayxu22
I thought it was because black ppl liked grape soda
twfeline
Grape kool-aid.
MoeLester602
HECK
twfeline
FYI - Purple bearded iris blossoms smell like grape kool-aid. In nature, is there a purple fragrance?
busyDayAtWork
Well... if you wana get technical about it, then yes it's all about that sweet sweet grape goodness
FrenchTheLlama2
Lightsabers can be all sorts of colours, fun fact different kinds of Jedi are represented by different colours, and red lightsabers use...
FrenchTheLlama2
...synthetic crystals used typically by sith, however not exclusively (Lukes shoto was red). White, yellow and purple have also been used...
FrenchTheLlama2
Green = Jedi Consular, Blue = Jedi Guardian, Orange = Jedi Sentinel, Consulars choose to focus on connecting with the force, through use of
FrenchTheLlama2
meditation. Guardians choose to focus on swordsmanship, mastering many forms of lightsaber combat as well as offensive force skills..
FrenchTheLlama2
Sentinels blended force ability and swordsmanship along with non force sensitive techniques such as medicine and security to become more
FrenchTheLlama2
well rounded Jedi, anways im drunk and love star wars so thats why the comment trail, fuckign love you guys lets talk more star wars later
QuasarsAndBlazars
Fun Fact, Purple lightsabers existed before Samuel Jackson asked for one. The earliest instance is a Mara Jade trading card from 1999
Synner1985
Thank you! Someone who isn't a stereotypical prequal hating tool who has no clue about SW picking holes in it, Makes a change :)
Dreadmoth
QuasarsAndBlazars
1)Damn you're good. I knew it was Mara Jade, but I thought the card was the first actual source of the purple. I think a book is the first
QuasarsAndBlazars
2) Time that she is described as having a purple or different colored lightsaber, but I couldnt find the source
QuasarsAndBlazars
http://i44.tinypic.com/ehbww2.gif
Generalno1
The only explanations for crystals is roles in the Jedi order, Blue:Knight ,Green:consular. But Jedi just get whatever color they want too.
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FrenchTheLlama2
Blue is used by Guardians, you got green right but you missed out on Sentinels who favour yellow and orange blades (3 branches of the Jedi)
eetsumkaus
so...what's yellow?
FrenchTheLlama2
Knight is a title and can be achieved regardless of chosen branch or lightsaber colour.
FrenchTheLlama2
Blue actually equals Guardian, you got green right but you forgot Sentinels as well who weild Orange lightsabers (3 branches of the Jedi)
Generalno1
You're right, but it's yellow, not orange.
FrenchTheLlama2
My apologies you are correct.
Outdoortoast
It has to do with the actual crystal makeup when Jedi get one in the caves of Illum. Not a lot of control over what color they get 1/
Outdoortoast
though there are more common and less common ones (ie, green and blue are common)
WinterisoverThere
Mace Windu's lightsaber is purple because it contains a kyber crystal and apparently just because.
Porecomesis
God damn it, Jackson, you warped the continuity.
madetheaccountjustforyou
ALL SW stuff is someone thought "hey, that looks nice" or "hey, I've got something in the scrap bin that will look good glued on there"
mirria
they worked it in the lore because he's not a pure jedi, he has grey tendencies, i.e prone to emotional outbursts and such.
Drathe
Hurrikaine crystals, not Kyber
marvster
Can't vouche, but I heard Windu was the only one powerful enough to shape a certain crystal that makes purple light sabers.
QuasarsAndBlazars
I think it was given to him by a tribe from a planet that has purple crystals.
guhguhguhguh
The color was to represent his slightly different way of the Jedi and lightsaber duelling, or, that's at least the explanation used to 1/2
guhguhguhguh
Allow Samuel L Jackson to have a purple lightsaber
bustrpoindextr
All light sabers have a kyber crystal..
Nuss69er
There multiple colors though. The color of the crystal changes the color of the saber.
madetheaccountjustforyou
Naw, the color is picked and added later by a guy doing rotoscoping. Or, a computer does most of the work now.
happycamper303
You must be fun at parties
Swinee
It's powered by grape drank.
wiscodeskchimp
Sugar. Water. And Purple
wiscodeskchimp
Sugar. Water. And Purple
wiscodeskchimp
Sugar. Water. And Purple
CityYeti
I thought it was purple because it ran on electricity instead of a crystal
TheEdmontonMan
Nope, It was a very rare crystal, such as one of the ones revan used
Pengarr
I love SW but I'm not about to pretend that "just because, with retroactive justification" isn't the reason for 90% of everything.
italkcrazytalk
Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, on Tatooine?
WalterMatthau
The 1/16 parsec with cheese?
tamerantong
EL cuarto de libra?
dinglejingle
Krusty's non gelatinated non dairy gum based beverage.
MinervaSways
On tatooine you can get a beer in McDonald's. And I aint talkin bout in no paper cup, I'm talkin bout a glass of beer.
swatz
4 rations royal?
Dvargar
womprat with blue milk
HorseWithComputer
Now I'm hungry
justforth
Lukes hand after a masturbation of the force?
Yurya
Baantha Poodo?
KapooyAKapooya
Chewburgah
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
WHAT DO THEY CALL IT???? I WANNA KNOW
wildcatfan4life
Their on the Imperial system so it doesn't convert
NovSix
Royale with cheese :3
exe122
They call it, "Oota meeka gasee wakooga mon cheese"
WhatsAHoya
"HO HO HOOOOOOOOO"
BecauseIDontHaveAWittyUsernameYoureSittingThereReadingThis
"AHHHH HAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAA"
ILikeMyCheddarMild
sandy?
Setzerak
One quarter ration.
jrau18
That's Jakku
Setzerak
You're not wrong. I was just goofing around. I'll make sure my jokes are factually (and canonical) accurate in the future. =D
ValueBear12
Portion
Setzerak
That one.
DLSLargo
A womprat with cheese
oZsh1rts
LOL
azuremorrow
You glorious bitch clap* clap* clap* clap*
KoodlePadoodle
Because they don't use the imperial system.
slightlyhotcontents
This short ole thread just made my day!
italkcrazytalk
Look at the brain on KoodlePadoodle
bukowskisbottle
He's a smart mother fucker
Kilahti
They don't call it Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
StatelyRavenOfTheSaintlyDaysOfYore
Nah, they've got gang system wouldn't know what a quarter pounder is.
AudioCatalyst
Oh okay so what's a Big Mac?
jrau18
"It's a fuckin Big Mac, don't be stupid."
AudioCatalyst
How about a whopper?
TheLighthouseSavage
What?
italkcrazytalk
*knocks over table* What country are you from!?
zevillageidiot
wh...what?!
TheLighthouseSavage
Does this have anything to do with your username?
italkcrazytalk
Describe Mace Windu!
Ijoinedforthesolepurposeofstealingotherpeoplescookierecipes
H..he's black
Rodltwo
...Wwwhat?...