Every morning and night I send my adult kids funny memes, dad jokes, bits of advice, encouraging words, warnings about cats, and weird shit. Here’s the latest.

Oct 13, 2025 4:08 AM

This is late. Unless all months are pride month.

Love your stuff! You’re a great dad!

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#r19 try as pm try

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#1

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#3 my cousin almost lost his sight like that (just missed the eye)

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#29 Poeple who say "you didn't ask to be born" have zero knowledge of biology. We are all the result of a single sperm that out ran all the other sperm "to be born"!!!

This does not mean we are obligated to live someone else's idea of who we should be, but we definitely chose to be born and we should be trying to make the best of this opportunity. For ourselves and our fellow humankind.

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#35 as I’ve told people whose names I no longer remember and faces I only see in my dreams: “I’ll remember you. Even if I don’t realize it, I’ll remember you”.

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#36 I did this, and it was absolutely nothing like a healthy relationship. It was abuse, and I should have stood up for myself, for both our sakes

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#12 Who are you calling a clown?

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#4 USB Larboard

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#34 If it turns out that this guy is getting all the roles because he is yet another Hollywood insider with a horrible secret...a lot of people are going to be devastated. I mean, he is literally Disney's go to guy and we all know Disney's recent track record on things.

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They may have been asking for help but if they do it in a way I can't hear, they're not going to get it.

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#6

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And then Musk woke up and realised it was just a dream, a dream he'd never realise. He would never be seen as a comedy genius

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#33 This reminds me of Internal Family Systems (IFS) which identifies Parts as being different from the Self.

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#32 November is trans pride month.

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My HRT anniversary is November 1 because of a Haloweeen party that went after midnight last year. That's such a happy accident!

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#12 I thought this was going to be uplifting, but then it ends with "you clown".

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xD you forgot the /s

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#17 love the placement with this following #16

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Thank you. That was in purpose.

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#9 "When someone tells you who they are, LISTEN."

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#10

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I know three people this could absolutely happen to. I can’t wait to send this to them.

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#49 But... But... It's only got one horn... It's a rhinoceramisu at best

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I had tiramisu and miso confused for years. I wouldn't order tiramisu because I didn't feel like soup.

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(the Indian rhinoceros only has one horn)

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It's AI slop, at best.

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Aw fuck I didn't even notice that

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And no Thagolizer

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The word is Thagomizer, and it was on a Stegosaur, not a Triceratops

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#1 respect

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agreed

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Us when we're on our game, locked-in.

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