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Alistairetheblu
#6
mickjl
I wanted to find a good dump to peruse before bed. I started this one with some promise, though some I skipped which isn't a good sign. It was quite mixed, with no common theme, but that kept me guessing. I smiled a few times and LOLd once, and save one image to my folder.
You did it. You were my dump.
SirSmurfalot
#25 Oh shit.
NauseousPanda
#21 rub cloves between palms to remove most of the "paper", crush cloves one by one by pressing with your palm on the side of your knife blade, pull off the skin that's now loose by pinching the top bit, cut off the root bit...
alcamar
#6 and you used it up being happy about the dopamine itself
2fligh2high
#26
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Zeddicuszull
People who constantly apologize is nails on glass to me. Got one of those in my office as she apologizes for every sneeze and cough and does it loudly. Like, lady, I'm trying to nap here!
Clayman8
#37 yeah well i couldve also survived WITHOUT HAVING THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE...
MayMayz4DayzYo
#42 You want lazy Ted Bundys?
Cos that’s how you get lazy Ted Bundys.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#19 Pack it out, pack it in
Lemme begin
CassieOPeia
Very nice thank you
fatherted
#2 My bubble wrap came covered in electronic gadgets
WackyWavingFlailingArmTubeMan
#40 same reason they cant go to applebees, its a family restaurant https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OHpxcXExOGZrMzJvZXV0M2Q2djNvYjc0emFnemVjcXBzNDJwYmlkaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SAHGcjT1jNvDB6oxI8/200w.webp
mheraraine
#17 Wouldn't have noticed my housemates drank my vodka if they hadn't touched my Tito's. A frozen bottle of vodka kind of stands out.
Furyustyles
#3 To quote From Autumn to Ashes- Every time I exhale it's a sign of exhaustion.
WackyWavingFlailingArmTubeMan
#31 a man can dream
Foire
#7 It's been a long time since I put this in the favorites, just waiting for an opportunity; today it gets to have a chance in rotation, thanks!
Sageypie
#13 I still remember watching some surgery show on either TLC or the Discovery channel around the mid 00's. Some trans lady going through top surgery. They show the process of putting in breast implants, and show them doing it. Before the surgery, she's laying there, nipples out, unblurred because apparently they're still male presenting, I guess. The moment the implant goes in and her tit pops up, boom, nipple gets blurred. That lady has proof of the moment the world recongnized her transition.
nothingelsetodo
#31
Turkleturts
Was it me? I'm watching DS9 after putting it off for decades. Could never get past season 1, but now I'm skipping the poorly rated episodes, and it's great. Episode about Jake or the school? Nope, it's time for Garak.
nothingelsetodo
Oh boy, there are a couple Ferengi-centric stinkers coming your way then.
IronMagnus
#9 my dumbass little jerk of a cat (who I love with all my god damn heart) doesn't try to eat plastic. He succeeds. Sigh.
AndTheArghnauts
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bjY2MnA4ZW9senhyenJkdWw5bzF0c2JhMmkwZTB6dG9ycHpsNjgzeiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/26FmQ6EOvLxp6cWyY/200w.webp
richardstinks
#49 I just dump until it looks right. About yay full.
applesforjuice
Yea
androgenoide
Fill it up. Why would they make it smaller than necessary?
Gehennan
You must be guided by the ancestors. They want you to be awake.
WackyWavingFlailingArmTubeMan
Just dry scoop into your gullet
Escapist83
We all wish we could self-suck.
beefsteak73
QuartzPoker
It's not as fun as it sounds. Source: Managed it once before I fell out of the bed and hurt myself
ReallyFastSloth
I've heard it feels like sucking dick
lizardbones
win-win!
GreasyFingersSmearingShabbyClothes
Alas, not all of us can afford the required rib removal procedure.
rbudrick
Not actually necessary for the flexible and well-endowed.
kadaeux
Marilyn Manson. Truly a leader in the field.
SpammersAreScum
#30 No, Julius Caesar is not the one who fucked this up. That honor goes to Pope Gregory when he created the Gregorian calendar we use today to replace the Julian calendar.
BaWitda
Nah. It was fucked up even as early as the Roman Republican calendar, probably instituted around 450 BC. That's when they added January and February as months and put them at the start, fucking up the numbering.
Gehennan
The Julian Calendar has September and October as months 9 and 10. It also has Quintilis and Sextilis as months 7 and 8, so his was actually even worse.
androgenoide
Julius and Augustus are responsible for poor February though.
AbelardSnazz
One of my favourite trivia quiz questions is: what happened in Britain between 3rd and 13th September 1752?
Answer: absolutely nothing- these days do not exist
apLundell
The Gregorian calendar changed how leap years work. That's it. It didn't change the months around. (Although converting between the two systems requires compensating for all the missing leap-days. So the whole calendar shifts by a few weeks.)
KiddR78
I say we make it 13 months with 28 days each and then one purge day at the end to f the year that has no date.
SpammersAreScum
That lunar calendar gets my vote. Start each month on Sunday, of course, and now you have 13 Friday-the-Thirteenths.
chipjack
Originally, Sept-Dec were the 7th-10th months of the 10-month 304-day Roman republican calendar, based on the Greek lunar calendar. The Julian calendar added Jan. and Feb. Quintilis, the fifth month, was renamed for Julius Caesar (July), and later Sextilis was renamed August after Caesar Augustus. And if July had 31 days in it, Augustus was certainly going to have 31 days in his month as well, so he just swiped one from February, the Roman month of the dead, because nobody likes that one anyway.
BaWitda
Nah, January and February were already part of the earlier Republican Calendar, likely added around 450 BC.
WellAckchually
As someone who is about to go into a period where absolutely nothing gets done in my office because of staggered vacation times, I think we should bring back the intercalary month. Just stop tracking time until the priests tell us to start again