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FP Edit: Thanks guys for the third dump that made FP!
undies88
YP threads? Australians creepin everywhere.
slaaneshBuiltMyJetbike
FYI if your interviewer asks you about your previous salary gtfo. They're trying to lowball the fuck out of you.
op3l
I always just order small fries for her even if she says she don't want none. $2 is not that much to me and I prefer to eat all my fries.
tomyironmane
#1 ... lolwut? Fuckoff, that's MY large fry.
LittlemissEm
Literally watching this episode right now
Jaqdakloun
Am I the only one concerned with these giant pigeons devouring us all ?
MobinCouldNotHackIt
#1 Never in my life have I wanted a small fry.
YesThisIsTonyStank
#6 no the fuck it doesn't
coldinthecorner
Kate Beaton updated the art for that one comic: http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=316
QuotablePoots
#2 spoke to me on a spiritual level. Fuck off, Gorman! You'll pour me another pint as long as I keep paying!
dukegonzo
Fucking Gorman
QuotablePoots
He's a cunt.
BooshREEE
#48 Pillowman, anyone?
thegreatpark
Condoms are definitely NOT 99% effective
GoliathSkittles
#8 was an actual problem for me when I had to go to the hospital once (I avoid going to the doctors at all cost so I've only been a couple >
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< times) and it took me a while to come to the realisation that when the nurses were asking how I was they legitimately wanted to know and >
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< it wasn't just a greeting.
rjrcwalker8
Mmmm gator tiddies
Robvp
The other bottle is a much better value though
AvengeTheCompanionCube
I like the feel of the gator titty, but always think about how the part you put your mouth on has been handled/stored in a warehouse.
totallycooldude
Luke is that you?
tomyironmane
KjTheLightning
#4 more like them underestimating their place in my life, yet, guess that still works if i feel brave enough to think that highly of myself.
PapaDap88
#48 is the making of what everyone always told us about apples and Halloween. Too spoopy for me!
disauraderlyninja
Beer pong guys look way too serious. They’re not fun enough for Hawaiian shirts
chrishallett83
#1 is bullshit - I have NEVER wanted the small fries ever in my life.
Lowzenza
I'm still sad after reading the Puppy Doe story.. :(
JARKB
The Dory one was me on the way to the store then after I got to the store.
spooperdooper
All of these made me laugh. But the clam bake one has me crying!
ChrisMcDude
Only $50 for a doctor visit? What sort of fucked up dimension do you live in that makes the bill any less than $200??
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
Last three times I went to the doctor it cost less than $30 each time. But then I don't live in the US
Freddy67h
One with insurance?
MaekoMeCrazy
Fucking lost it
afartnSpartan
By far and away the best one of the dump. Could make it to the front page by itself easily.
jourdone
i start coughing from laughing so hard at clam bake. relatable.
AdoboPanda
I held it together until "burnt tilapia and onions"
pygmypufftrampstamp
It's poetry.
JoeTheWhite
When you're single and see relationship memes
19somethingand5
I would go to any club where DJ Clitoris was spinning.
DamonRosenberger
I host every weekend in your moms bedroom ;)
surfdad67
Burnt tilapia with onions? WTF?
LittlemissEm
Right? I can go 45 on the damn stairmaster in sweatpants on a warm day and still not smell like any sort of seafood
Bellamortis
As a reformed slut, being slutty just means we have more options to choose from. Ain't nobody got time to fuck everyone who comes to call.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Any chance of a relapse?
UnspokenX
while it is cringy, I brayed like a donkey for a good 10 seconds.
Bellamortis
this is very cringey. you should rethink your behavior.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
I'm afraid it's too late for me, I'm an asshat trough and trough at this point.
Bellamortis
troughs are for pigs and horses and it's never too late to change behavior. especially when it is so incredibly embarrassing for you.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Eh, from my point of view, it was more of a shrug and a "eh, that joke didn't really land". But it is nice that you are concerned.
PansLullaby
Don't be a creep
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
I'm afraid it's WAY too late on that front for me my friend.
ScientificSiameese
#12 As someone who drinks sparkling water myself, I can confirm that it is because I enjoy the psychological torment.
Cheomesh
I like Gerolsteiner :/
ijerkofftothingsyoureport
I know what you mean. That’s how I feel about black olives
ChaotikWolfi
I basically grew up around sparkling water, and where I grew up we had an amazing brand! (it's called Perrier for the french among you)
Singularity838
Oh it’s the best kind of uncomfortable
taco1910
I knew only psychopaths buy that shit regularly
Opportunist
Hey, psychopaths have to stay hydrated too!
piggystylez
I started drinking that flavored sparkling water to help kick my soda habit. Still get a bottle sometimes
ScientificSiameese
Same, except I still have 2-3 sodas a week. The only difference now is that I don’t have any during the work week, just on the weekends.
imgurwhatnonsenseisthis
it really helps.
imgurwhatnonsenseisthis
I love it. But i also love my girlfrield. And she said im a masochist. So, there
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Welcome to LA, everyone drinks fucking La Croix. I can’t stand it.
Kittybitters
La Croix is pretty great with liquor and I love the way it smells but yeah I see what you mean. Straight up drinking it tastes bitter.
hencethequeef
Pro tip: sip down a lime La Croix a bit, then fill it back up with silver tequila. Give it a swirl and enjoy low-key alcoholism.
MobileMagnolia
I wish I had more upvotes. Its like beer but not.
arbsbuhpuh
I just like the carbonation
electricsinagang
I prefer drinking it over regular water when flying
TooCringyMaybe
Same. Peach and vanilla polar are pretty good. It's definitely an aquired taste. Just like spicy. I remembered I used to hate both.
TooCringyMaybe
I aquired both tastes because I also used to hate myself. Still, but used to also. But now I like seltzer and jalapeno.
TooCringyMaybe
So there's that
marylanddd
I have to drink them super fast because it gets unpleasant to drink as it gets flat
Kasgx
Never understood the appeal to carbonation. That shit burns the inside of my nose something fierce. D:
MantisTobogganPilotMD
Me too. Then I started drinking heavily, and realized the sparkling water settled my hungover stomach nicely in the morning + rehydration.
apocalypsewow
You’re supposed to drink it with your mouth.
Kasgx
I had a hunch I was doing it wrong! ;P
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
#29
, first they came for coffee (and failed) now they come for games (and will fail) because they can't.
PeeonTrotsky
I've dated some women who were a lot more interesting than video games, but I've also dated some that were a lot less interesting than games
ImGooder
Jacob is pissed.
LittlemissEm
If you aren't mature enough to allow your significant other to have there own time and own interests,you aren't ready for a relationship.
GuardsmanMiku
we must fight back https://twitter.com/leathershirts/status/970149084966383617
Circosys
Maybe you ladies could also play some Fortnite?
rarelyaccuratefacts
I tried this game and couldn't stand it. Felt like beaver teeth on my balls. Funny how personal taste is like that.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Probably the default controls, they're garbage unless you go and change from the defaults
rarelyaccuratefacts
I always rebind keys anyway, it wasn't that. The movement was floaty and the shooting felt... anemic. No satisfying feedback at all.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
I see what you mean, it didn't have The Juice™
cable7193
Greg also signed this
doubleormuffin
don't judge
badgerbadgerbadgermushroommushroom
So did Jacob
oVexlz
Maybe Greg plays PUBG
Rip42
Greg doesn't even know his last name. We can't take his opinion seriously.
crimbadabim
From KU?
Circosys
Maybe you ladies could also play some Fortnite?
tortleberries
He wont play with me bc Im trash. So not a solution.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Everyone starts off trash, it's called practice
tortleberries
I tried that with ow. Started high silver, slowly dropped to low bronze, year later still bronze with no change in sight.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Overwatch? Makes sense as that's more of a twitch shooter, but Fortnite can be much more tactical/cerebral if you know what you're doing.
Ginocide
Unfortunately that is the life of solo queue OW comp. In my experience when it comes to comp you either play with friends or don't play. >
Circosys
Gotta play more to get gud
tortleberries
Its not fun to play alone and just makes me feel more leftout when hes playing w/ our friends but not me even tho Im online too.
Circosys
Really not sure what to say, I often play alone. My wife has shown almost no interest in playing with me. And my friends play games I dont.