Thomas the murder engine

Nov 4, 2023 2:37 AM

ilovedogknots

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Really pulled a Randy Johnson on that one, if you know what I'm saying

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Bet he won't have the guts to do that again!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone.

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Last thing that went through that birb's mind? The train!

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Is it gonna be ok?

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No, that's Birb the suicidal birb!

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Ssshhh! *self unaliving birb

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It's really amazing how many feathers are in one bird, isn't it?

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Not any more, they're not.

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@op thanks for the inspiration.

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Had that happen while driving through a nature preserve once. Didn't know what to do. Not like I could do anything for the bird.

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Sane driving down an interstate and a Mallard was flying low across the road. Never saw me or chose to think it could make it. Peterbilt and Mallard sadly don’t mix.

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Hit a hawk on the highway once. Couldn't brake or merge due to traffic. Poor birdie :(

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Proper burial

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Bake.

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I hit a bat with my car antenna once. It basically disintegrated in a cloud.

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Like a 40 Mike on a suicide bomber charging a check point

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