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May 23, 2017 8:12 PM
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juxtjCandyBaroness
i am guessing thats blow jobs for on time returns of library materials.
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
@iseenipple
eatonphilipd350
detectiveperalta
Bruh it's like $3 to get a new library card (at least at the library I work at)
mudwine
Hot nerdy girl wants to be roasted... She knows.. Tease.
BeardedMenAreMyObsession
gonzarro42
I have a new fetish.
YoshiHike
mnmachine
I need to check out this Kama Sutra book. When I'm done with it, can we go out?
rchecka
Sweater puppies.
SlothCallingYouSwine
Ramsey Bolton already did...
LordDarkwood
Attractive girls alway get the "I bet you're a slut!" roasts that simply translate to "you're hot and I have nothing clever to say."
BeardedMenAreMyObsession
WellThatsOriginal
Roast you? I wouldn't even downvote you! Now give my great gramma her sweater back.
mcmoto
I don't know why, but I suddenly have an urge to start reading books again.
fartharder
Nothing wrong with that now, is there.
MediocrityGetsMeHot
I'm a sighted individual, but she makes me want to learn Braille.
Panda4hire
I love it when people think the internet will be unable to roast them.
findyourway14
Sign me right the fuck up
zeac
DPHENS
DorthLous
Comedy? If so, which one?
jRam90
Backdoor sluts vol 9
Cashmeoutsidehowboutdat
I love tetas dam
drwarp
I mean, they aren't wrong, are they?
d0o0o0d
I kinda like the librarian look.
drwarp
Umm, it's for, errr... research?
ManufacturedMannequin
I should start looking for jobs in a library then
thatdudethatslonely
Why do so many attractive people do these "Roast Me" things?
GesticulatingTesticle
Unattractive people do them too but they don't get any points because nobody wants to look at their ugly faces.
whyisitsohardtochoseafuckingusername
People more secure with themselves are more likely to post pics
CygloPargen
They want attention and public confirmation that they are attractive.
thatdudethatslonely
Is that the reason? I was thinking the same thing but I imagine posting a Roast Me thing would garner more negative attention than positive
OceaniaAE1
I'd read more...
Gloctopussy
Oceana AE1 --- Hmmmmmmm I smell military!
GreyArea51
As it happens, I need a new library card
AZRAELSBLADE
As do i
icelandicsealbear
I need a BJ. Split it?
WristDeepInaBook
20 books is 20 books
theritz22
Would you look at that, me too. What a coincidence.
Flossugar
I'll renew it for you if you are as ambitious as the lady above is accused of being.
Mayyybe
As it happens.... haha
DepressiousOverwhelmous
And i need a BJ
HAVEANOTHERONEOKp
Is BJ Butt Jammed
DepressiousOverwhelmous
Well it is now! Thanks for making me gay
HAVEANOTHERONEOKp
Sorry I had a gay moment
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
Are you also willing to give a BJ to renew it?
acuteavocado7
i'd do it for free
Promethianfire
If the person with that face, smile, and body had a dick, I'd suck it.
BrwnSgr
PeacefulWarfare
Makes me wonder. If I met a tranny who was bad af, but also had a dick. I'd probably be down
FullCrimsonic
That's called top shelf gay.
Flyndaran
Odd I'd assume most transsexuals have dicks on the bottom shelf.
LaTransDragon
I prefer dragons, but I see what you mean.
PeacefulWarfare
I'd totally fuck a dragon
Not2religious
Shadow nipple... or real nipple?
Nostraanus
Jonathan Frakes help us!
nerdycatt
Only the Shadow knows.
mynameiselliott
Shipple
Aym42
I'm going with nipple. Light from above and behind confirmed by other shadows, symmetry in similar shadows on each breast.
zerogenix
Shadow of Chernipple
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Who cares. *unzips pants
NibbleDealer
Yes
MiracleWhoop
grabthembythepussy
Ninja nipple.
attendre
Asking the real questions
MrNoodlemansbrother
Enquiring minds want to know.
thisaccountisnotentirelyjustforsmut
Let's leave that to the professional. Yoo hoo, @ISeeNipple !
theshinobi23
I'm going with nipple. I see one in a symmetrical spot on the other side.
realmdweller
Based on the angle of the light, I'd wager it's the shadow from her right thumb.
MemesNDreams16
But there's two shadows
QueenDoom
Based on the angle of the light id say its the shawdow from her right nipple
Not2religious
Don't take this away from me....
realmdweller
I'm no enhancematologist so I could very well be wrong. Enjoy your reality my friend.
TacoDogFloof
@ISeeNipple
Aym42
I'm going with nipple. Light from above and behind confirmed by other shadows, symmetry in similar shadows on each breast.
moosemanct
It's whatever you want it to be.... I want real so I see real
Agenuineandfriendlydudewhossometimesanasshole
Asking the real expert
TacoDogFloof
Confirmation from a verified scientist is always recommend. In the meantime I'm going to renew my library card....
theshinobi23
Sooo, you're handing out BJs?
IDontLikeGarlicBread
Shadow, trust me I'm an expert
kevinlo1
You don't seem qualified
JoshVita
I think onions will be more in his league.
IllusionOfHatred
https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.16594860.3466/raf,750x1000,075,t,fafafa:ca443f4786.jpg @iseeonion
Panda4hire
I love it when people think the internet will be unable to roast them.
GadenKerensky
The only way to be unroastable is to not be holding a piece of paper. IIRC, r/Roastme is EXTREMELY wary of posts without the sheet.
Ceracuse
I have never thought that
bitemark
I thought it was more that they wanted it and to laugh at themselves. I don't think anyone submits there thinking it won't happen.
Azuril
Yeah but this isn't a roast.
ValeOfAutumn
I know right? The "Hot girl is slut" roast is a pretty pathetic roast lol, put some creativity into it!
GoodMemeMan
I think most people do this to see what people think of them negatively at first glance but sometimes you get a thot that calls themselves
GoodMemeMan
"Unroastable"
Promethianfire
I doubt that most of the "roast me" submitters believe they are unroastable.
gawdeenie
I kind of assumed a lot of them dress a certain way to get customized roasts, like looking like a librarian
ImGonnaRickRollYou
I sent one in just for the sole purpose of hearing how badly those creative fucks could make me feel. Oh man I wanted to die in the best way
AlexDuos
Link?
ImGonnaRickRollYou
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/4wou5h/roast_away_be_creative_and_make_it_sting/
AlexDuos
You're a braver man than me. All they'd have to say is "you ugly" and I'd roll a whole new internet persona in shame.
iamthisguy247
TBH though, she got off pretty lightly compared to most roasts.
d0o0o0d
The ones that get posted here are the 'best of'. The subreddit will have the full list.
TheGrubinator
I suspect it's because she's got the whole, "I know I'm cute but I'm not actually stuck up about it," vibe goin' on.
MeanWinchester
My favourite ones are the pretty girls who submit thinking they'll go easy on them because they're pretty, but then get totally destroyed
Panda4hire
yup
VectorCross
Just like their body parts...
youareprobablyanidiot
Gross