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Jan 4, 2018 1:31 AM
IVLeafClover
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TakNoPants
Styrofoam cups and plastic cups are often made by the same company using by products of oil refinery. This make no sense
dumbefi
We found the Millennial slogan
hwatL4bloopy
So styrofoam cups...ok. we'll call it 'better for the environment'
kcchrisb
"Participation is its own trophy" - bahahaha!
BANANAFLAKE
I'm a millennial and I got my wife a big ass diamond ring.
Snooj
I haven't actually seen a Styrofoam cup in quite a while.
Demikmj
We have completed the mission!
Karlkingofduckss
I haven’t used a styrofoam cup since elementary so I’ve been in the game for a while
VerticalInfinity
MRW I can't find any Styrofoam cups
officialUN
Yay! Zürich
zagz1073
Zurich is the worst :/
AmericanPuncher
Was this an episode of Black Mirror?
Ironydealswithopposites
10 billion Euro is $15334625400 in AUD... As a millennial I'd destroy something for that.
Ironydealswithopposites
Wait two? I think it should be at least 7
deadandbloated
Front page is absolutely dominated by these clickbait accounts lately, huh?
hifive2wifei
FML that I was a millennial 30 years before the word was coined.
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Locolarue
Diamonds are only...$500 now?
SKELETONMAAAN
I might buy a synthetic diamond. Identical to the real deal but much cheaper. The diamond industry forces sellers to mark them as "not real"
thatssooopineapples
I've actually not seen this yet. ÷1
alwaysupvoteitsalwayssunny
Wait a second...
MKaiser
I get that this is a joke but the people bitching about chain restaurants and whatnot going under are people with more money that 1/
MKaiser
50 lifetimes couldn't burn away within any span of those lives /2
StJiub
"Participation is its' own trophy" Simply beautiful
supersexyguyohyeah
what about people who couldn't participate for some reason but really wanted to.... where is my "consideration award"
divjnky
Ha! Had missed that until your comment, good one!!
bondance
Yeah, I was kinda meh on the whole thing until the last line; that was awesome.
Seishin4
Yeah like but with the 2b euros though
SomeCrazyNerd
But no thanks.
TheBigBadBonerBiter
I feel that line didn't get enough appreciation.
ilavalamp
Do you think we should give it an award of some kind?
OnDutyBooty
I think participation was enough
Cutthroatlemur
I thought millennials only killed manual transmission cars.
SamBrowning
just Americans
MarkRavingMad
we have to kill them so they can come back as "retro" transmissions later. see also: vinyl records.
aFadingMemory
"but my car has a manual mode" *facepalm*
AmSpecialSnowflake
I resent that;)
MrJitterfingers
Millennial, I drive a stick because it's cheaper than a new car with security, I also like the manual part too. It grows on you.
Cheomesh
Roughly half the kids I graduated with who drove had manual.
0RumRunner
You say that, but I actually knew I guy who’s manual car didn’t get stolen, because the would be thief couldn’t start it.
Cuntard
did the would-be thief leave a note telling him that?
0RumRunner
Happened to walk outside, and see the guy in his car, as a cop pulled into the street. Crazy bundle of coincidence.
Cuntard
that’s actually pretty awesome.
Vivificus
Where is my cut?
griffinsage808
Right!
noptic
The money is distributed in a fair and well tested way. Someone rich gets slightly richer and will probably tip you 50 cent more ... or not.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Down the river, not across the street. Wait, what kind of cut are we talking about, again?
GuacamoleMoleMolester
JustDontCare
The supposed benefits we receive being a part of our own country is where.
sf111
Zurich.
MarkRavingMad
what's it cost to take an Uber to Zurich? I've been told we're also supposedly killing the auto industry.
Humanadvisor
big millennial keeps it for themselves.
DetectiveGaff
We learned from the best... Wait no
ILiekToCookAndBake
Milluminati.
metascout
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
CigaretteMan
lol Zurich account. Everyone knows we only take avocados as payment. We recently accepted a two billion avocado contract on bowling alleys
reallyoldsandwich
Bowling alleys are not going anywhere anytime soon
ALegendaryHero
You have given us away. You,too,shall join chain restaurants and diamonds in the void.
AVTv2
But I love bowling:(
ArtOzz
https://pics.me.me/3-calitornia-men-arrested-tor-illegal-sale-of-avocados-totaling-25628583.png - Its criminal our brave brothers get jailed
usernamepolice
On toast
AESTHETICALme
You hush your mouth!
SharkShanker
Wait are we not accepting experience as payment anymore? I accidentally unsubbed from the newsletter
Noughmad
No more experience. We're only taking exposure now.
Cyzyk
Accept it? Half the time you have to pay for it these days.
HillOfBeans
How much is that in bitcoin?
CigaretteMan
~157564
CigaretteMan
2 billion avocados at $1.19 each, Bitcoin at ~$15105 per coin
Dranton12
First rule of millennial club is; don’t talk about millennial club.
LordChappers
The second rule of millennial club is: no outside food.
1PunMan
How is that the first rule then?
cheeseguy3412
Yes.
memedreamfightingmachine
What rule?
CrystalCry
What club?
TheDoctormoriarty
What?
mostlyjustheretoupvotefunnycomments
Uhh you just mean like shitty bowling alleys, right? Cause I'm a huge fan of the ones with good beer selection and food
aFadingMemory
Stop bowling alley gentrification!
solisart
Dude, the alley I go to has a pizza place next door, there's a phone in the alley that calls the pizza place direct. So sweet.
CammieCakes
Bowling alleys have shitty beer, and shitty food (except pizza). Don't go there for "good beer and food".
mostlyjustheretoupvotefunnycomments
do movie theaters near you also still have shitty food and shitty/no beer selection?
CammieCakes
Is this a reference to the attempt by movie theaters to server alcohol and food? Cuz they all suck near me
mostlyjustheretoupvotefunnycomments
:) sorry chief... I'm pretty happy with the direction theaters and bowling alleys in my area are going. Hopefully they'll do better near you
SteamingTheCat
I thought they only took vintage typewriters and vinyl records as payment.
OddlyPacific
You're thinking of hampsters.
ultradongle
No, hamsters are small domesticated rodents. You're thinking of hampers.
TheDoctormoriarty
No that's what you put dirty clothes into. You're thinking of Huckster
Clockwerkpegasus
No those are the guys who sell funnel cakes. You're thinking of holsters