samuelwestphalia
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BellerophonM
#12 I always forget Hermann Rorschach had swag
Shapster
#1 the psychopath here is not the over worked retail guy. Its the OCD milk drinking creeper
WoopDeFrickenDoo
Dannyalcatraz
#31 very Laurel & Hardy…
Uscombs
#1 - spicy
FckleberryFarms
Yea. The employee is not the problem.
johnxbear
#2 why is he a spy kid?
PipWhipple
It was the style at the time!
samuelwestphalia
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
#14 Needless to say do NOT reingest the stuff that your kidneys have filtered out as harmful waste. It's a great way to give yourself kidney damage. At least this should be needless to say, but apparently it isn't anymore in the 21st century thanks to ridiculous fads like urine "therapy". (PS: Urine isn't sterile or antiseptic either despite claims to the contrary. Even the bladder isn't a sterile environment, and the urethra is rife with microorganisms including opportunistic pathogens).
thundercactus
LivingDecomposition
Patches from Dodgeball would beg to disagree
Chilichunks
Many, many years ago on YouTube I stumbled across a video posted by an elderly couple where the husband was drinking his own urine to "treat" this gnarly toe he had. I remember the wife saying, "It looks a lot better now, should fall off any day!" and she pans down to this withered, black big toe. I commented that this was stupid and they needed to go to a doctor and I essentially got back, "Respectfully, shut up, doctors are stupid." Wish I could find that video again, follow up on those wackos
NinjaCongo
Yeah but the irresistable flavor tho
GramGram
Just get a Coors lite instead. 🩵
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
#33 final_1-1-3_last_1-1-0_draft
johnxbear
#38 and #39 the neighbor and the dog hanging out without the owners knowledge
Copperbrat
I once had a dog who was gregarious. Stark contrast to me, very introverted. This dog loved meeting other dogs and people, traveling, dog shows/trials, horse shows, etc. She always announced her presence with her cheerful personality (and voice). She was much more popular than I, so out in public I always just sort of felt like her chauffeur or personal assistant. People rarely remembered me, but they always knew her by name.
samuelwestphalia
Sounds like you had a dog from a disney movie
RayneOfSalt
#29 we're trying to solve the monarchy problem. sorry that some people don't like our methods.
RichterCa
#45 "Wake up, Timmy! Today we've got to plow and turn over the south 1/8th."
Hengore
#1 this seems fake $40 for some Google searches like a simple google search can tell you it's impossible to single out one person because you have to buy it in bulk so he could have leaked someone else google search because they have the same name
plus this behavior is cringe as all hell. imagine wasting time and effort and $40 just because you got upset that some dumbass that doesn't know what he's talking about like are you still in grade 1 because that's how people in grade 1 acts like
samuelwestphalia
Yeah, this is definitely in that genre of fake, absurdist postings. This one is a bit more subtle than some, and I could almost imagine someone actually doing it...
Targe0
#1 Milk is used in so many dishes, almost everyone has some, especially if they serve coffee or tea.
MoopsyLD
problem was they were in a MALL. mall locations die quickly so food places that likely sell milk would not be in a mall
SteveTheEgg
Ice latte, no espresso, no ice. Any coffee shop can make that. Most malls have a coffee shop.
Targe0
They tend to have a food court that likely will have at least one coffee shop.
As all the workers in the mall tend to want coffee at some point in their shift so it tends to get good customer flow because of it.
MoopsyLD
yea like 15 years ago. talking about the US since this likely took place there. the only food stuff we have in our mall is a pizza place. Malls are dead zones. also no coffee shop either. again coffee shops wouldn't thrive in a mall anymore.
EggEggHeSaidEgg
#4
StarscreamAndHutch
#48 i sought this out to watch it. Its as dumb as it sounds. I watched the whole thing.
samuelwestphalia
real heroes don't wear capes
spattr
In spite of the occasional rude employee, I don't really mind The Gap.
TheePerfectComment
That will be your downfall
samuelwestphalia
Mind it. Watch it. Obey it.
OookOookOookMotherFudger
MadamPuddifoot
What's this from? That's Olivia Munn, is it not?
OookOookOookMotherFudger
I searched for "groan" in the gif box...
DarknessfillsmyheartwithpainTIMMAY
Look deeper
amp99
#12
spittleteets
#11 Reparations for the boots
Dannyalcatraz
#38 when we last had 2 border collies, they would often bark in tandem at kids in the streeet or passers by. Eventually, I’d call them by name, tell them they were good, and either be quiet or come inside (my choice, not theirs).
After a while, some of our neighbors would actually greet them by name as they passed in front of the house.
It didn’t actually stop them from barking, but it usually DID result in a temporary silence.
ToSisPoS
#26
JUNK13B01
Are those mastectomy scars on him?
ToSisPoS
Noah was AFAB
ToSisPoS
Oh yes
Credit: https://nortverse.com
Carl99
#4 To quote yet another meme "This one sparks joy"
magikmarker
#18 well, did he do it?
byronwilliams4010
#11
smadge1
samuelwestphalia
Who is this dashing fellow?
byronwilliams4010
That is Gummigoo, from the animated show 'The Amazing Digital Circus.' By Glitch productions, available on their Youtube channel. It has become very popular and they recently released their 5th episode.
byronwilliams4010
Gummi here first appeared in the 2nd episode (first after the pilot) and had a brief reappearance in the 4th ep. He's already a fan fave.
samuelwestphalia
Neat, thanks!
Howlingowl
#31 those two look like the bumbling inept goons of a 90s cartoon villain.
samuelwestphalia
100%. Would definitely watch a cartoon featuring them as the bad guys
oldguyexlurker
#29 You know who was adopted by royalty as a small alligator? Loki. I don't see this ending well. He'll probably disguise himself as a human someday and stab his brother.
ThatQuietlySmirking
#39 That picture's gotta be close to 15 years old. Taco Bell ran the Fourthmeal campaign in the late 00s.
FetteredJuvenescence
And yet I carry on the tradition.
gtollie
#1 my most recent google search is “how to prevent people from purchasing my search history on the dark web for $40”
ourari
Serious answer: https://pri">es.org">https://privacyguides.org & https://ssd.eff.org
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Needless to say you should also browse without being logged into Google and delete your cookies / use incognito mode.
PartyOverImOut
That’s a good start, but you shouldn’t stop there if you’re serious about privacy.
VPNs only protect your data between the sender and receiver. So, your data is still saved to create a portfolio of you. It protects your data transmitted to a website but all the ads and trackers can still see that it's you and link you personally to the websites you have visited, when you visited them using an advertising ID linked to you. HSTS also can be abused to go around cookie deletion.
UncleMeaty
Offer to sell it yourself for $35.
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UncleMeaty
That does nothing for your search history.
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trekkie1701c
There are significantly more ways to ID you than that. Too much for a 500 character imgur comment but VPNs just connect you to another network and should not be relied on for anonymity.
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
Wait... People buy your search history? Why not cut the middle man and just pay me instead? Although mine would more likely be shit anyway because I only search things that either I suspect is dangerous or how to spell big words so I can appear intelligent online.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Because most people wouldn't tell them about it if asked. And if they did, they'd leave out a lot.
ourari
https://www.wired.com/story/guide-protect-data-from-hackers-corporations/
Wuz314159
#6
samuelwestphalia
LOL!
apLundell
"I bought your search history on the dark web for $40" is another way of saying "I just got conned by someone pretending to be a hacker."
The fake hacker con is supposedly really lucrative. People really want to believe you can just hire a hollywood-style hacker.
samuelwestphalia
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
#1 Am I the only one who finds these fake poster things to be startlingly unfunny? It's like they're trying WAY too hard to go for surreal, weird humor, and it just comes off as stupid.
FetteredJuvenescence
I find them amusing specifically because Poe's Law means I can't be 100% certain they're jokes.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Eh, part of the reason that I find them unfunny is that basically they bypass Poe's Law completely. They're so formulaicly constructed that it's obviously just a gag. I feel the same about "Obvious Plant" content; if it were a little better constructed and better written, it could be funny. But these break any suspension of disbelief.
samuelwestphalia
I definitely understand you. It was WAY funnier when it began, and has now become pretty derivative. That said, for some reason I still get a kick out of seeing them. I am part of the problem, I suppose :p
onecowboytoo
#5 I'm pretty sure that's Taylor Swift.
samuelwestphalia
mom: we have taylor swift at home
onecowboytoo
I was hoping for no, that's Becky.
samuelwestphalia
Ah, I wish I knew enough about her to have played along lol
onecowboytoo
Consider yourself edumacated.