Dreamland: Live and Let Download

Get ready for something big. Bigger than Lana’s hands big. A new season of Archer big. Tune in to FXX on Wednesday, April 5th at 10pm for the season premiere of Archer: Dreamland. Prepare yourself, because things are a little different this time around.

And by “a little different”, we mean all the characters’ roles have changed and the show is set in a completely different era. Also, Archer is literally a dick. Get your head out of the gutter, not that kind of dick, rather a private detective operating in LA in the 40’s. Hold on to your coattails and fire up the time machine.

Imgurians are also being treated to free codeine starter packs! Oh wait, they’re all gone. Oops. Fortunately, we have something even better than the sweet taste of prescription painkillers: the Archer, P.I. Augmented Reality app. Now you can help Archer solve cases every week from the comfort of your own underwear. Or not. Underwear is not mandatory.

Got a phone? Great. Got internet access? Also great. Got an erection? Wrong checklist, buddy. Save it for your sixties when you’ll really need it. Viagra ain’t cheap. But seriously, quit farting around - becoming a part-time private investigator couldn’t get any easier.

Pick up your phone, get on the internet, and download the app. You can start by Archering the title card in the commercial above. You’ll be knuckles deep in dead bodies faster than you can say “phrasing”.

Admittedly, Archer is stuck in the 40’s, so finding both a smartphone and a data connection is a little tricky for him. Thankfully for us, it’s 2017 and this is so easy, even our dead grandmothers could do it (rest in peace, Phyllis, thanks for that alcoholism gene). Download the Archer, P.I. Augmented Reality app today and solve cases during the new season of Archer, premiering Wednesday, April 5th at 10pm on FXX. Available in all app stores now.