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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane.
AdviceAsker3000
#35 read this like scrooge mcduck
HairyChairstepper
#2 bob shoe shoe store
PugDogMan
I didn’t get the Mini Cooper one…
wtftomdelonge29
Why the fuck was this dump so good
girrocks001
That mini Cooper is 13 years old and only 57k miles. That's a good price. I call shenanigans.
shano510
#4 wrong
5uperu5er
Excel ain't Jesus, Excel is the fucking devil
Markamanic
#26 huge protrusion on the front of the ship embedded itself into solid rock.
mrjrmy
Lettuce guacamole bacon tomato.
superpaul79
#2 ?
gohabsgo514
fuck #30 hits so literally home for me rn. single moms everywhere.
Aakashi
#37 wouldn't this make more sense as "Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato"? Just sayin
anarchoFeline
#37 lettuce guac bacon tomato
ImprovedLoungewear
Painter, sketcher sketcher, Heineken
ExTechOp
#49 Original unedited tweet says STOP CRAPPING OUTSIDE YOUR GODDAMN BOX https://twitter.com/scottlynch78/status/1109171227149647873
lildude52ca
i've looked over the mini cooper one a bunch i still cant figure out whats going on with it.... anyone?
JPRiddles
#4 no no no, it's obviously kill the police, fuck the firemen and marry the paramedic
wookietiddy
#2 this one is over my head. Can someone explain?
DIINKELBERG
#2 ?
Ryebread91
#39 I'd spread my sesame seed on those buns.
Val716
#8 as well as Super Troopers, Old School, Waiting, and Big Lebowski.
Covidnineteen
#15 I call mine my mistress.
Volimar
No but seriously stop trying to eat plastic you cute dumb cat.
TomIsMyDog
No no no, #3 fuck the police (cuz it's canon), marry the paramedics (for drugs/ambulance rides), kill firemen (to protect mix tape)
TomIsMyDog
Correction: #4
NooPogodi
#27 for me, probably zero. Because I wouldn't even be one of the options
BroncoFan17
Th3Lionheart
#8 I LOVE LAMP
abraxasfury
#2 ?
QuickLighting53
Bob Vans (Vance) Vans Refrigeration. It's a guy from The Office.
spitslap
Can someone explain #2 to my friend
scvn
hello
NotHerrVonClaussen
That'd be me, i need answers
DarthPotatus
Bob vans (vance), vans refrigeration. From the office
spitslap
Ah, thanks
triptolemus510
Bit of a stretch, I'd say.
spitslap
NobodyCanEnjoyNiceThings
I’m downvoting because the Bob Ross Vans Vans Beer one made me angry once I figured it out.
QuickLighting53
Bob Vans (Vance) Vans Refrigeration. It's a guy from The Office.
FLFrank42
NobodyCanEnjoyNiceThings
Shhhh…I’m trying to be cool. I don’t get it and I didn’t downvote
flashums
Could you explain it to the class?
QuickLighting53
Bob Vans (Vance) Vans Refrigeration. It's a guy from The Office.
NobodyCanEnjoyNiceThings
joeyvelour
What did you figure out, please share with the group
NobodyCanEnjoyNiceThings
QuickLighting53
Bob Vans (Vance) Vans Refrigeration. It's a guy from The Office.
joeyvelour
Thank you internet stranger
phukerstone
mind explaining?
QuickLighting53
Bob Vans (Vance) Vans Refrigeration. It's a guy from The Office.
NobodyCanEnjoyNiceThings
phukerstone
i suspected.
NobodyCanEnjoyNiceThings
I just wanted to be popular
phukerstone
hey, i mean it worked. here we are talking about it now.