Hun... Do you want cookies or brownies!?

Nov 19, 2017 2:43 AM

hownowbrowncows

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I'm doing the keto diet and it is working great for me, my husband is pretty healthy but by default, a lot of times is eating similar to me. He's lost almost as much weight as I have. The bastard.

Front Page Edit: Wow! What you people want, I'll never figure out! I love hearing all the Keto Diet stories! I've been on it for 4 weeks and have lost 10.6 lbs (4.8 Kg). My husband has randomly lost 7 lbs (3.2 Kg). I'm a strong, confident woman so I'm not worrief about him at all. I am sorry this has actually happend to others... let's all be healthy and happy! Send kitties! Pallas Cats are my favorite! Or let's talk Keto!

Fuck it. Ill be a strong fatty.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I’m pissing my wife off because I’ve lost 90lbs & she’s “only” lost 40. =|

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

use lard instead of olive oil for him..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ayyyy I'm doing keto too! Down 25. PM me for any questions!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wtf is wrong with you lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm seven weeks on keto. I cook regu

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Regular food for family. They are losing weight when they don't need to! Sorry- intermittent touch disease on phone.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't challenge a man to a weight loss. Biologically speaking woman hold fat reserves for raising healthy babies. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

Men have lean muscle for hunting and protection

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

This actually happened to me

8 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

insecurities are wierd, hostislities are usually unwarrented at least for me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here. Thank god we broke up so i can be healthy again.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Go on

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Read the meme again. That’s the story.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

My uncle lost 80lbs over the last year on keto. A1C down to 4%. If you're overweight, keto is the answer.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 6

3-4kg in 2 weeks. Actually less than 14 days. Keto fucking works.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Isn't that roughly 2lbs a week? Why bother with keto? I get this with just lower calories. 26lbs since sept. Solid work anyway though

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Keto is a diet to treat epilepsy and is a nightmare of a diet consisting mainly of fat. People seem to use a cutdown version for weightloss

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Depends. If you're insulin resistant, just CICO won't work. Keto doesn't use insulin, it uses ketones, a fat burning process and more stable

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

TIL, thanks :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wanna do the keto diet, but I have 0 self control. Which is why I'm a fat fuck to begin with.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yup, keto kills cravings. And shrinks ur stomach if you go hardcore so cheating will be limited by a smaller stomach size.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing until I did it. Keto takes away those cravings as long as you stick it out about a month.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think I'm going to start after Thanksgiving. My mom makes the best mashed potatoes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can attest to this. It can get boring as fuck if you let it, but im down 90lb from 410 in about a year, not amazing but not bad.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Awesome!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you be interested in doing a post on keto?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your insecurity is sexy as fuck...

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 5

Angry insecurity sex incoming!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someone's getting shirt on, lights out sex tonight

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm dying! You guys are cracking me up!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if he's trying to be sexy for you?

8 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 0

I've been with my SO for a long time and constantly worry that my changing bod will some day not meet her standards. Only reason I work out.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Bake him a cake?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A pussy cake

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But...but... he's married?

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

doesnt mean he doesn't want to feel sexy. Same gf for 11 years, started working out 3 years ago to see what that would do.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

means more sex. XD

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Good for you, I really hope I can find the motivation to actively stay attractive in my next relationship.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't do it for them. Do it for you, and because it makes you feel good.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bit of an unpopular opinion, but I wouldn't bank so heavily on keto, myself. I can't imagine going without your brains standard energy 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Source is very safe in the long term. Of course, if more studies do come up and test those effects, I'll gladly believe it's benefits

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When your body is so dependent on carbs that when you cut the amount consumed to a mere 20 g a day, you experience withdrawal. It sucked.1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once I'm where I want to be and exercising has become routine, my carb intake will slowly increase over time to a suitable amount. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you not just unfo what ketosis had done then?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not when I'll only eat 50 net g a day at the most. Look at how many carbs are in a slice of bread to get an idea of how many carbs that is.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the other thing. It's based on net carbs (total carbs minus dietary fiber = net carbs). So I could eat something high in carbs but...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0