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Oct 27, 2017 12:52 PM
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eatabagoftwix
What the fuck is this guy wearing?
JohnMagneTrane
It's best when you learn how to do it with one hand.
Deliveryham
But its a shitty knot..
GotchaLaCucaracha
CotterPyke
geez how many ties does this guy have to make every day?
Vatatheo
Can someone slow this down please?
ThePipPipMan
ChinaMike808
You have to wearing red.
daedalus98
Favorite and forget +1
QueenChrysalisChangeling
Okay. Cool. Good luck getting it to fit around your neck properly.
ThisDogReallySellsHats
Can someone remind me why people wear ties?
nanyatenyaa
To look nice? That's the reason for most aspects of an article of clothing. Why bother dying it or designing just wear a bag.
ambispankterous
This just tells me that the wrong way to tie a tie is the only way that was ever passed down.
madethistocommenttomakesure
slower you slut
MusicalBlueBalls
A friend of mine taught me how to do this about 10 years ago and I completely forgot the Classic way to tie a tie. Lol
RoxanneLaWin
Yeh but can he make it as short and fat as a year 9 British schoolkid *needs* it to be?
SilfenQuarn
Fabulous sweety.
BombCyclone
Is he a young Rodney Dangerfield?!
DafoeorDafriend
IDontWantGarbageIWantSprinkles
Save and forget
Cancerousxhit
For some reason this made me angry...
LordBogmonster
It's only a half Windsor though :)
lawlphailure
That's a 4 in hand or a half windsor. If you are going to an interview, do not do this, go with a full windsor; It's wider and symmetrical.
nanyatenyaa
Unless it's for the army! Because for some reason their dress code allows for a school boy knot. Lol
sunfuPandaVillain
Heavyoak
WAT
nanyatenyaa
How to tie a shitty tie knot but in a neat way, 101.
jinoh
Yes, but it's a half. Show me how to do an Eldredge and I'm in.
JohnQPubic
ah yes the old ‘knot getting hired’
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Lolol
chunkums
Just to be clear: Everyone on here knows you should never wear an Eldredge knot to an interview or in a professional setting, right?
chickentoothe
Just to be clear: I have no idea what that knot is.
chickentoothe
Oh here it is...no way I'd wear this knot
WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant
I watched this GIF for about an hour once until I figured out how to do it. Forgot by the next day.
thatgoodguy32
That’s a neat trick, but that knot looks like shit.
Snooj
And once you open it and put it around your head and tighten it again you haven't saved time in the overall process.
jhawker27
You'll be singing a different tune if you ever have to put 500 ties on people in ten minutes flat.
nanyatenyaa
Then you change the game to fit the situation. With either clip on or zip up ties.
Spyrim
You make three loops of the tie around your hand, you then grab the middle loop, pull it out from the tie, towards your hand a bit, then (1)
MarcUK
Two loops, not three. :-)
Spyrim
Then drape it over the other 2 loops, then grab the last loop you made, the one connected to the thin part of the tie, and while holding (2)
Spyrim
Holding the rest of the tie, pull to tighten the knot
epicstorybro
k
Wybo
Can you just do all of my erm, friend's ties for him?
keredomo
My friend used to leave a few of his ties already tied and would just slip one over his head when it was needed.
chickentoothe
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
the specific kind of sorcery this is known as is called neckromancy
MYNAMEISBOILER
https://facebook.com/201399893237453/posts/1425834890793941
docwatson86
You deserve more fake internet point for this comment
Badsequence
Damn you I just spit Sprite all over my keyboard reading your comment take this fucking well earned +1
IOPsyGuy
Winner
JacksRedDog
Fuck you +1
theeggmanANDthewalrus
NerdyNinja321
madhatterzhat
Can be invoked by saying "Klaatu Barada Necktie"
LichChicken
Literally made me fuckin lol
VerdammtGaming
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WHY DID I LAUGH
M0chaBear
diabeticiguana
Babbsykun1337
thebadhorse
WE GOT A WINNER
PlanesPoniesAndPanzers
Goddammit take your upvote
EatAllTheBoudin
Out
Iknowphotoshop
MyDogJake
Get the fuck out.
silentphrases
I'm getting so tie-rd of hearing jokes like this
Nippablick
I feel like this comment should be above or at least tied with the top one.
s13bro
you must be a dad.
easysteezyweezy
Nice
mercilesscockhammer
MrShifty
ensensu
I hope it actually works to raise the dead. Bob from accounting hung himself with his tie and nobody can replace him.
MrUpvoteGuy
you son of a bitch
isthatubigface
Ohhhhhhhh!!!
TkMacintosh
......I'm stealing this you know? I fucking LOVE puns and this one is PERFECT. So thank you for adding this to my collection.
Curadh
PERFECT.
DeathOfAStrawberry
You need to make another comment so I can give you another +1
Christoball
So he's a vampire? Cuz he's a neck-romancer...I'll show myself out.
dakonsept
No one's going to see this! :-( Deserves to be second-top comment.
willparry79
Shut down the comment section boys, we're done here.
Affiliatednecromancer
Affiliated. Can confirm.
AtFirstAndThen
KhakiChan
Hahahahahhahahaahaa
SteveMND
Sad this comment was made so recently, as this really should have been top comment. Well done!
AtFirstAndThen
That's what I was thinking, bumped it from 1 to 2 pts. Was surprised to see notification my gif reply hit 10 pts, and now they're over 500!
LordCommanderTomSnow
Nice, upvote #666
Hauntologist
https://pa1.narvii.com/6464/5a0c8c618fddf5b71671899618f4d144f062e255_hq.gif
fartharder
ISAIDGIT
This is the best one
Magicflutefreddie
Everytime I see this I laugh
DanOrtega
It was great, but became gold the moment it stepped back for one last laugh.
trikucian
ba dum chhh
EZMONEY98
*golf clap*
Deadlock3