Only water in his pants is urine

Apr 4, 2018 6:25 AM

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That's a pro right there

the noisiest bird in the sky; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Briefly looks like a fermata

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"So... nice beach."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually he looks like he's in control.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Likkkeee a glove!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That landing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How does he manage to glide around with those Andromeda sized testicles? Also, where do they fit?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whaaaa

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its called swooping, they even hold competitions for who can get the fastest relative ground speed at max swoop

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

'Max swoop'

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are those bystanders not clapping? That deserves some applause imho

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

whoa

8 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 1

opposite of me landing in pubg

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I get stuck on a tree, cut away parachute, lose half health, get headshotted by someone who landed earlier feelsbadman

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An everyday occurrence in Parachute Town

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*paraglider

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Correction: Paragliderville

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Urine for a wild ride”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck...that...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

good flyer that!

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Holy cow! No really.... cow on right side of screen almost met his Maker

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean that farmer who performed an artificial insemination?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll be god damned if he thinks I'm going to help him untangle and repack that thing.- Guy walking along the beach, probably

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"that was planned"

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Looks like it was.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was actually definitely planned

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

But how does that chute hold up those giant balls?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Speed. The more speed you have, the more lift you get.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m pretty sure that his pants are dry. The only water in him is the ice-water in his veins. That landing & immediate wing-kill, was cool.

8 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 0

Yeah there's no way all of that wasn't 100% intentional. That took too much skill to fluke.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I don't know, I am pretty good at fluking. Somehow I haven't been fired or divorced in almost 4 years

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My record is now up to roughly 16 years... since my divorce & I came close to it in 2016, when undiagnosed diabetes poor decisions abounded.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only water in my pants is urine, holy fuck

8 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 5

The only water in my urine is pants.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

The only pants in my urine is water.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Damn. That guy is good, in addition to fearless.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mt Babadag, Olu Deniz, Turkey. See these skills frequently.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure? They must have built a ton of stuff near the lagoon if it is. I spent 3 years teaching paragliding there, but it was the '90's..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't think It's the lagoon side, thought perhaps the other side of what used to be the white dolphin. Either way, great place for it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not the landing field at Valle De Bravo? Kinda looks like that...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Falling with style

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe it was intentional?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Very-look up paragliding acro (acrobatics)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

definitely intentional. It's a sport called acro paragliding

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those people around seem to not care

8 years ago | Likes 864 Dislikes 0

What did you expect of them? Start jumping and screaming? Fall on a ground and praise him? Cool. Great. Show is over. Moving on.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking Dan, man. It was exciting the first time but now he does this every week.

8 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 0

Actually, this is Mark Randall, a 3-time extreme sport champ...you shouldn't be surprised he made this landing...or that made this all up.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

What are they gonna do, catch him?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, but that cow sure do.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think it's his first rodeo.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck man, if he'd landed that shit on a bull I'd have to take a day off just to get a grip.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair the guy in the foreground walking by seems kinda drunk.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are other canopies aloft in the background suggesting a group jump. The landing crew is usually tough to impress; they see it all.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ung, there is Sean again, act like you didn't see him and he wont want to talk.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those people around obviously don’t know how many people die in a year from doing stunts like this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"...only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Need to know where this is from. Not the quote, the gif

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're from the same place, Joe vs the Volcano.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It probably is a regular thing for him so it's just normal for them. Like the kilt wearing Darth Vader on a unicycle with a flaming bagpipe.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That guy is so nice though

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about kilt wearing Darry Vader on a unicycle with a flaming bagpipe?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's always showing off his paragliding skills, so people aren't impressed any more.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0