CanadianInvasion
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Jul 25, 2017 2:48 AM
CanadianInvasion
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Hotord
A hot piece of ass?
KumquotMaster
It's too hard to be a murderer.
apocalypter
Actually i was quite content as a kid. I guess i dont need kids!
Iwouldbenick
SO...be rich?
Justheretospoutnonsense
Nearly everyone that knows me and my family has told me I'm exactly like my dad so... mission accomplished?
PenisOfDeath
Fuck you I'm not being a parent anytime soon
MapToTheCrunch
Robin Williams?
Craazyy1
Sometimes what you needed isn't what your kids need. Don't get stuck on your own problems when helping others.
Grunwald
I needed a gf, what should I do?????
respy19
l needed someone to tell me to never let a man decide what to do with my body
CanadianInvasion
<3
TotallyNotYourTeacher
Teachers ftw.
Riptide00
Everyone needs a Mr. Rogers, but our culture is too focused on anti-heroes for little boys to grow up to be a Mr. Rogers.
HardRockAnal
I cant remember what I wanted to be... Sleeping? Eating? I've done those two
FrozenFoodGuy
I needed someone to support my passions. Now i helped my niece to become a performer even though her parents didn't support her. After one
FrozenFoodGuy
Year she called me telling me she was in the circus with her horse! She still calls me from time to time for advice. I'm so proud of her!
TheFastpaws
I needed an education system that worked, parents that loved me for what I was, money, a friend, therapist, gaming buddy and a social life.
TheAccursedHamster
An electric toothbrush?
potatoardvarkhybrid
when I was 15 I needed a hot girl who would put out every hour.....
SossidgeRole
i needed a middle 30's woman to fuck me like our lives depended on it, I don't want to do that to 15 year old boys tbh...
Rmajere
I guess I could become a bartender
Avidinha
Be a hot girl who wants me?
AlexXUndead
I'm going to be Batman
YaHeardTurdFerguson
Thanks good advice
tentaclefriendly
My dad traveled a lot and slept with women who weren't my mother. For the last four years I've been backup dad for my 2 best friends' 3 kids
ImTooWhite
I'm already a nobody
LimeMime565
I needed a guy with a strong backhand to slap the stupid out of me
DoctorDelta
I think it's physcially impossible for me to become a noose.
Muttmutt
That's not true, we could find a way I'm sure
EClaire1073
We have the technology!
NotEasilyAmused
I needed someone to invest time in me without expecting anything back. I hope I can help at least one kid realize that they matter.
CanadianInvasion
<3
Rogahar
Methinks you should be a teacher. Or some manner of youth counsellor maybe?
NotEasilyAmused
I'm actually working as a case manager for homeless families. Love it so much!
Rogahar
Love it, love everything about it.
TinyOctopus
This is how Tiny Octopus parents. He remembers being a kid and feeling lost. He does everything he can to ensure the girls don't feel that.
CanadianInvasion
TinyOctupus commenting...on my post? Quick, act cool! Kidding aside, your girls are very lucky to have a parent that cares. Much love
Buck39
Tiny Octopus is a good dad.
leftypride
Too hormonal for this. I started crying. Good work. Its important for girls to have a dad. I didn't and I have some weird issues.
TimidWallflower
Same.
leftypride
Too hormonal or daddy issues? Either way I'm sorry
frenchcook
Which is probably why half the imgurers want to have TinyOctopus as Dad, and the other half want to wife ( or husband, to taste) him..
TinyOctopus
To this gross overestimate, tiny octopus can only say, "pfffffffffffffffffffft..."
frenchcook
OMG TinyOctopus is deflating , and I am fighting the urge of lousy blowing jokes..
NurseSlacky
"You are not what has happened to you." for little Slacky. "Stop fucking drinking." for 18-26 year old Slacky.
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NurseSlacky
I will be in 27 days + NCLEX!
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NurseSlacky
RN or LPN school?? Do you want my texts after I finish? How much longer do you have in school?
Muttmutt
I needed a dad. I guess I could be a dad, it would be weird because I'm a mom.
ThisMeansALot
Hero Nigga 23 meets hero Nigga 28: episode 5
JacksRedDog
I needed a dad and am one now. It's wierd regardless.
happenedtomeonce
Look at me, look at me. You're the Dad now.
NotThe
tehPhreakmang
uncle grandpa?
LeadByBadExample
You can be my daddy, if you want.
Shamorza
U R a parent so the only difference is that you don't have dingy dong between your legs but it isn't like you never had that between UR legs
Muttmutt
CeleryBathtub2k19
Grow some balls!
Rogahar
Being a Dad has less to do with gender and more to do with being the voice of firmness and reason to the atypical Mom's voice of sympathy >
FChapeau
So by that logic, my mom was my dad and my dad was my mom... Huh... Life's mysterious ways and all.
CatPizza
How is this bullshit getting points?
Rogahar
Call me crazy but I would assume from people that agree with what I said. That's kind of how it works.
KroniK907
Wow, I never thought of it like that, but you are totally right.
Rogahar
Anyone can be a Father or a Mother, it takes work to be a Mom or a Dad. But it's worth it. :)
Rogahar
> and forgiveness no matter what. A healthy family needs both pillars but they don't have to be "one man and one lady".
jobberen
Well, according to this, my mom is my dad, and my dad is my mom
Rogahar
Hell they don't even have to be two different people.
caribou3
well maybe it's just in my mind but you can't really do both roll without confusing the shit out of the kid.
Rogahar
You can differentiate and tell when you need to be strict and when you need to be sympathetic. Mom and Dad don't have to be a part of >
shhep
That's called schizophrenia and it is frowned at by some, as a valid method of parenting but who am I to judge, eh.
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
"Just trust me alright, I'm your mother & I just want whats best fo-NO don't trust your mom, she's crazy!" - Same parent