chatterboxkpop
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Dec 2, 2017 2:42 PM
chatterboxkpop
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1931
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jaymckool
You went from upstanding citizen to pothead posterboy in a year. Cool +1
TheDreaded1
First: "These migraines are killing me. Can we turn these lights down? Second: "Yoooo. Do I smell Doritos? Can we turn these lights down?"
eovsvin
First card expires day after, second card expires a day before. Huh...
chefboyld
So sad that OMMP is pretty much dead here.
PuntoPuta
As a Humboldt resident, yes.
Forzaq8
I wonder what he did in July 2016 ,was he drugs free ?
CapitalNick
You better not cultivate.
WalksWithNoFear
And We All Know Why - https://youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
An year
SHLUBBER
"What a difference AN year makes"
highexpectations
Marijuana is one hell of a drug
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Ok, this is the best thing I've seen on the internet today. I'm going to quit while I'm ahead. Thanks, here's your upvote!
MindSdf2cute
Don’t you think this could be a fake. I mean look at the picture again.
yumyums
He’s much happier
ThingsYouCantUnsee
They should have a caveat at the bottom of drivers licenses: "not licensed to procreate".
jinko82
A*
bachterman
are you an linguist?
ChardeeMacdenn1ss
Starburns??
handbanana13
Meth
DeviantPhuq
What do you use yours for? Back pain?
Rkfinecake
Yeah, back.. back pain. Ooh.. oh oh ow owie ow... ahh. It's rough man.
Steffn
For his PTSD if I remember correctly
Hellfire301
You look very familiar bro
effortless8
Not authorized to cultivate? Lame. To me thats most of the fun.
makingthingsthatareimportant
*a
neil137
cue gif of anakin in pod racer yelling it's working
dinaana
a*
SeriouslyWhosDownvotingThis
It's okay; OP was high when he posted
Nineteenletterslong
not if you pronounce it "an 'ear"
shankelstoff
Or if you pronounce it "an oor" or "an arie"...
ohnoway
driftinginspace
Thank you, that shit drives me up a wall.
PreviouslyALurker
Looks like it’s working
trhopkins
Hahahaha
PiggyWobbles
that guy has ingested a marijuana or two. i would know I'm an expert
MerToo
he looks a lot happier
awesmond
It's not for everyone, but for some it does wonders.
temujin9
HulkHoganWeComingForYouNiiiigaaaaa
Yea who knew weed would make ur hair grow
llortamai
and your earlobes shrink!
Nood1e
Makes it grow like a weed, I guess.
EmeraldOz
Ask Dan Avidan
TaterLord
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
A little higher rez and I could counterfeit those all day long.
GuW69
The bottom one is high enough
5P4C3M4N
That's quitter talk go get on photoshop and do it!
iamawaffleiron
Not really. These are old. The new ones have a hologram and strip. Dispensers swipe your card like a debit card. Source : I have one
AmmoVetGuy
They are a different color and have holos if issued this year now
Vlamateur
High, you say?
creamedLead
They're not very complex are they?
DrewBerg
Except you still wouldn't be in the system.
zebil
Let's talk more about other felonies you'd want a shot at ;)
Dongskanker
.... @iseenipple ?
dovebair
They got holos?
MikeHawksDragon
MI here, they gave me a laminated green piece of paper
MitchBeaucannon
Sounds like my co.'s ID cards. I've been walking around as Michael Knight with Da Hoff's face for months now. Nobody cares. Or notices.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
"You're license expired yesterday. I can't sell you anything even though you're already high." "Be right back."
ThatShiftyMonkey
*your
Lurd
No.
GlowGreen
He's right, though. That first one should be your.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
My only defense is that this is a comment about being high.
Moghul
How do people fuck this up? After seeing this exact situation a zillion times, how do you fuck it up?
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
I use a swipe keyboard and don't proof read enough. That's only this on instance explained, though.
Moghul
Fair enough, I can see how that can be a thing, but it surely isn't everyone.
Mistruths
The first one you dingdongs
justafreaknusernamejeezus
+1 for correct use of the term *dingdongs*
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
Thank you. The last one was fresh in everyone's minds
Sauroctonus
It wasn't fresh in mine, I was too distracted by the first one.