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Feb 19, 2016 5:21 PM
ArmenianGuy
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CaptainDildo
What does the pool one even mean?
LadyyBear
I don't keep a picture of my first fish
LivingDecomposition
I do the last part of #14 and all it's done is helped me stay depressed.
FidelCashflow18
Facebook is leaking again.
LongoloidFartExplosion
101. Do not post patronising lists on imgur.
andy93h
Trying to live by all of these would be hell. Pick a few good ones and stick to them
AlexanderSupertramper
I tried out number 3 and I gotta say; heroin is pretty damn great. Also I'll blow you for a puff. PM me.
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Thanks Grandma. Please stop sending me this stuff. I love you xoxox.
DoctorJungyBrongen
Sometimes it really grinds my gears when people refer to their home team as "we". I'm probably just cynical.
steikespade
TL:DR don't be an ass
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Does #3 count or not count if I'm talking about killing my neighbor who stands outside yelling ALL NIGHT. FUCK YOU, FRANK, I'M SLEEPING
PenisOfDeath
What the shit Frank?
Makecba
You can't sell a handshake on ebay for a few bucks
dwimmerlaik
you might not be able to sell an autograph either. A handshake might get you something more valuable.
ReXalted
Never call anyone before or after 9am/pm? So never call anyone ever...
oPhoenixo
Mom ones hit hard. 15 years gone, heart attack :(
mikeatike
My mom always said the best piece of advice her father gave her was: "Always accept a breath mint." To be fair, they did not get along well.
bwandee
Don't smile at strangers. That's horrible advice. That's how you get kidnapped.
guambog
#88 https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/c3/7c/86/c37c8683084223741f435a91a93196b1.jpg
TheLaserRaptor
#88 just don't ever call is what I got from that
plumpkinese
What is a stree performer?
catbus109
Don't 3 and 8 contradict each other?
PenisOfDeath
There is a difference between something new and something dangerous/stupid
LudoTheMagnificent
#46 - my mum's forgotten my bday twice now tho...
TheWildDern
I agree. Except for with not filling up on bread. Bread is delicious .
ZissouSociety
Why should we not be parking in front of the bar?
bc4068
Puke and stupid drunk people
mld87
Can confirm 89 definitely worked for me
goflyblind
and just why can't i enter the pool via the stairs?
NotTheUserYoureLookingFor
Is there a typo in #87
dwimmerlaik
there are a couple of typos
Grindfather901
Maybe we are all destined to not be the strongest fastest or toughest.
Doctorgivemethenews
Didn't see a bad piece of advice there... Thumbs up
binicorn
88
illegalacorn
rule 63
humbook
Keep a picture of your first fuck?! Worse, your first stupid fish?! Like first fish you ever ate? And if heels hurt take them off
Doctorgivemethenews
Okay, I forgot about those... Unforgiving lot imgurians are. Love you all
jinxmap
Took your advice, wore a bra to work, got fired. THANKS!
AtomicQutonic
Did you wear a bra to work or JUST a bra?
AnailaTuvon
...shit
AsABlackMan
Your gender is really important here
jinxmap
I'm a man but I needed advice!
Drock703
Were you wearing a shirt over said bra??
WolvenLore
I feel like he crossed the line between sultry and slutty.