The Lost State of Florida

Mar 17, 2021 1:57 PM

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Animated map showing change in land mass under the worst case scenario for rising sea level.

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What's the problem?

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Florida Man would become a thing of myth and legend: stories told to scare the kids into paying attention in school.

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Learn to swim

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This is next level 4d chess. No one here will argue for reduced greenhouse emissions if the opposite means we get rid of Florida

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What is the timeline

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#MakeAntarcticaGreenAgain

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Im going to sell my house to Aquaman!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There it is!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you, I’ll just spend my time on the Pirates Of the Caribbean ride at Disney World.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You laugh, but don't underestimate the power of Disney to lobby for climate science when it suddenly begins to affect their profits.

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You mean continents don’t float? /s

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Like Guam does? If we're not careful it might tip over.

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And every other coastal state is in the clear? Also, maybe we can just tip the flat earth and let the water run off the edge into space...

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Some more than others FL is a swamp as it is, so is LA. Others may just lose portions as opposed to the entire state

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

florida's flat. the eastern seaboard has the appalachians going for it, but the western seaboard might not be close enough to the rockies

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I'm in South Carolina and my house is approximately 46 feet above sea level. So I'm not a fan of this.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's time to start giving a shit about the environment?

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Ah, yes, global warming rests on this one single South Carolinian's hands.

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I'm sorry about the billions of gallons of crude oil that I spilled into the ocean. I won't do it again.

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Thanks fam

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Consider selling and moving inland sooner rather than later. Eventually it will become difficult to sell properties that will submerge.

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I live in the Netherlands so it's single digits meters for me, but we'll just build a wall to keep the dolphins out.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is what I've been waiting for since I know oil companies would rather kill millions than have lower profits for a few years.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

At last, an argument FOR global warming

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Couldn't happen to a nicer swamp.

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I feel bad for the panthers.

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Why? They play out of Carolina? Oh but all the Floridians will move to the Carolinas... you're right that's awful.

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I meant the endangered species.

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Tallest points in Florida are landfills, they would remain with Florida Mans' house ontop.

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Hint: we'll all be dead by that point anyway.

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Ok when Florida is gone, then we'll make some changes to the environment

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Gotta imagine +230 feet of sea level is going to erase a lot more than just Florida, tho

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Oh no, not Delaware! /s

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I'mma end up with seaside property, tho. Possibly. Might be some wiggle room on WHICH side, of course...

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Yeah, but as silver linings go...

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What makes you think they'll GO??

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Essentially all the coasts and the Missouri Valley too. Hello oceanfront property in Kansas City.

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Yah cali would be mostly f’d, New York too

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The river in KC is about +800, and in STL it's +400. For a realistic one, Memphis is +200. But for more wild context, Lake Ontario is +240.

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The house I grew up in 20 miles north of NYC is +280. The town center is +150.

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40% of the worlds pop live within 100km (60miles) of the coast. The refugee displacement alone will destroy our civilisation.

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Not likely. It will change, as civilizations always have.

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It will destroy OUR civilisation. Not the concept of them. The human species will survive, but likely in a state that is far less pleasant.

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Yeah, right. We were so crushed by the loss of doggerland. It's paltry. Small changes over long periods. But keep jerkin it to the drama.

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"Change" massively undersells the turmoil, horror, loss of life, and social/technological setback of such a massive discontinuity.

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The Day After Tomorrow is not a documentary.

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It would if it happened instantaneously but this is a gradual process which happens over many decades if not hundreds of years

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How fast do you think populations will change over that same time

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Even spread over a century, multiple BILLION refugees is not trivial. And it gets compounded by the loss of fertile land and infrastructure.

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Totally. 40% of 7B is still 3B people; even if that's in 100 years, that's 30M refugees... every year.

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Coastal land is not typically fertile land of the type where most of the world's food is grown. That's inland.

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Desertification, dustbowls, increased incidence of hurricanes and floods: all famine-causing and all outputs of runaway climate change.

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While true, the people and infrastructure moving inland en masse would require less populated inland to be converted, & turn some fertile >

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Yes, and sadly it is already too late to stop it for many Pacific Island cultures. We have literally committed genocide by not fixing this.

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But I’ll own beach front property.

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Houston gone too

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Dallas will have some nice beaches though.

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The closest beach will be round Shreveport.

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Nah the coast won’t even make it to central texas, much less north Texas

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Berlin becomes coastal, east China gets screwed but parts of Vancouver remain! Elevation is tricky.

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California's Central Vally may become an inland sea.

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CAN the ocean even rise that much? I thought the most we'd see if all earth's ice melted was a few meters. Devastating but not 200+ft

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"If all glaciers and ice sheets melted, global sea level would rise by more than 195 feet (60 meters)." - Courtesy of NASA

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Okay but is that even a possibility?

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Average depth of the ocean = 12100ft, polar ice = 1.74% of all water, 1.74% of 12100 = 210.54

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That's not a source.

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You can feel free to believe or disbelieve some of the best scientific minds in the world and their extensive body of data.

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You can feel free to be a dick head but I wanted a source. You didn't provide anything.

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You realize Florida isn't the only place on earth that this would happen, right?

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Until Florida man shows up living next door to you.

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Exactly. Florida man is mostly isolated atm, generally only leaving to raid the capital..

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You don't want that to happen. Trust me.

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I came to the comments specifically looking for this

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This is exactly what someone needed to post

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Best thing? Bugs was proving himself to be a real menace by depriving the US of something very valuable. https://dai.ly/x6h4yse

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I was looking for this.

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As I was so I posted it You're welcome

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Me three.

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If all glaciers melt I think Florida will be the least of our problems

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yeah, I don't think even the most pessimistic climate change models have that happening...

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https://i.redd.it/57yc9t4mwko31.png Highly populated region around the world would be underwater, including huge regions in Asia.

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Coastal cities inundated worldwide, plus a collapse of ocean ecosystems from fucking up salinity and thermohaline circulation.

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Yes, the first of our problems would be where Florida man goes.

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We'll build that wall and make FL pay for it!

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The Dutch will stay afloat tho.

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Maybe. That hot a planet will have devastating storms

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It won't be hot cos glacier ice will be in the water duh

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This is really not convincing me to reduce my greenhouse emissions.

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IT's A nAtuRaL CYclE!

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*increase

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Only a 100ft to go

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We need MORE Co2

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As an unwilling Florida resident, I agree.

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I live in the area just to the left (at the top). I want to move so badly. Please keep killing our planet so these people all drown.

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they may move to your state when theirs goes under water.

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Even if you wanted to keep it, the gif clearly shows it coming back like a second later

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*Me, spraying a can in the air outside, while burning tires, and running every single one of my cars* I know right?

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I can't tell you to think kindly of the Florida people, but I would ask you to think of the Florida pumas. Be kind for the big cats.

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United States of Florida

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Why?

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Fuck I live on the north east coast. I like my state.

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I wonder where the nuts will roll when they can't roll down to Florida? Alaska?

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Fuck Florida right

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We’d lose Kennedy Space Center. D:

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Just remember this works S to N and most of the lefties live in the south.

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What if New Zealand disappears?

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It has mountains, those will stay

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The map companies have forgotten they exist already.

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I see what you did there...

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Let's burn some more oil!!!

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As a Dane, please reconsider

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NOOO! MY LEGOS!

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After seeing this, I ran outside and sprayed 3 cans of spray paint into the atmosphere to help

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https://i.redd.it/57yc9t4mwko31.png The land lost in Asia would lead to WW3

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Not unless you want an army of Florida Man climate refugees flooding your hometown.

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I say we build a big beautiful wall on Georgia’s southern border and make Florida pay for it.

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Hahahaha, we don't even pay for our own shit.

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The Netherlands is in the same boat.

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1/3rd of the netherlands is already below sea level. They'll just build a bigger sea wall.

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I think they'll just find a way to float the whole country.

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the world is f..ed up man

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I live in Florida and agree with this guy

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do you already see some changes there

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Little bit. It's hard to tell because the drainage system in South Florida hasn't been remodeled in forever to keep up with the rain.

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Like anytime it rains, which is frequently more than half the year, the streets get flooded with 6inches at minimum. Once i saw it flood 3ft

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wow, thx for info

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1/3rd of human population will have to relocate or die. they come to you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CurmnLKikyI

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Plenty of room in the bible belt. Evangelicals vs Florida Man post apocalyptic gladiator style.

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Think of it like this. Where do you think the Florida people will go?

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They'll drown, floridians generally cant swim.

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Did you ever watch the episode of Futurama about the lost city of Atlanta? Something like that i guess.

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Maybe they’ll stay too long like they do for hurricanes and there won’t be anyone left that needs to move.

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Probably to hell when they die.. just to bug me when i'm there

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Oh fuck! Quickly everyone! Start throwing your freezer ice cubes in the nearest bodies of water! It’s not too late!

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Right, because they flee from tornados and hurricanes when those natural disaster come along lol

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Nowhere? They will deny the sea level change conspiracy, call it oceanic socialism and drown in defiance

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We can only hope

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I’m pretty sure Water World was just Floridians while the rest of the world was mildly inconvenienced.

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Unda da sea

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"Hakuna Matata mother fucker!" G.G.

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imagine a place with the name New Florida...

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Depends on whether you BUILD THAT WALL!

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As a Californian, not it!

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Why do you think they’ve been interbreeding to develop gills?

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Not Europe?

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The real message climate changers need to get out.

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To the bottom of the ocean, it looks like.

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Texas where they will find fellow kinship with the other idiots.

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Drown?

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That was my first thought too, although I live at the coast in NC so I will be equally as boned.

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According to Ben Shapiro they’ll just SeLl ThEiR HoUsEs and move somewhere else...

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Loving all the HBomb references.

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SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN?

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FACTS! LOGIC! REASON!

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Trust me, Floridians are weird AF

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I'm sure that approach will have similar success to the national flood insurance program's assumption that people will leave flood areas

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Just listed: Great house RIGHT on the ocean, you won't believe these views, stay in touch with nature, quiet neighborhood, no taxes.

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No taxes????? Well hot damn! It is a shame our skin cant handle all the water cause we could totally get air down their easily enough.

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I see he is as well versed in realestate as in female anatomy and it's relative moisture.

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He should know about the female anatomy his wife is a doctor.

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We all know she told him that to avoid telling him he does nothing for her sexually.

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Just one small problem: sell their house to who ben? Ducking aquaman?

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Umm, crab people? Obviously?

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Craaab people Craaab people

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That was the absolute funniest shit i had seen in a long time on youtube. The ax really made it work.

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Anybody got sauce? I remember this but it's been so long I wouldn't even know what to Google to find it

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To whom, Benny boy?!? Who are they supposed to sell to? I dislike that tiny, disingenuous, racist, sad excuse for a man more everyday.

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Why do you think I'd want their houses? There'd be too much seafront, seaback, seaside, and sea flooding for my tastes

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I read this in John Oliver’s voice.

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I was going for a Cody Johnston, but John Oliver works too.

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Don’t be silly mate, they’re clearly gonna sell them to spongebob and his folks.

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Uhhhhh Dolphins?

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Curious.

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The crab people.

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Well... its a bunch of rich people.. so naturally the taxpayer will buy them.

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Sad but true

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Wow. That's sad

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Aquaman

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Was also thinking about the Atlantean housing crisis.

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"It's pronounced SEA-man!"

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*fUcKiNg AqUaMaN!

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How is he racist? What now? (Genuine question)

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Claims systemic racism doesn't exist saying minorities aren't trying hard enough. Has made repeated racist remarks about Palestinians 1/2

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Into the sea hopefully

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ah the lost city of atlanta

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Right. It must be a Great Wall. An insurmountable wall. Some say „ perhaps the best wall.“ Build that wall, Build that wall!

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Given how they react to news they want to disagree with? Nowhere. They will stay in their homes and insist Trump is going to build a wall.

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Hell.

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Hah, the ones you're worried about won't go anywhere. They'll build artificial islands that become hyper wealthy enclaves of asshats 1/2

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That say things like 'welp why didn't you pull your land up by its bootstraps hurr de durr'

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To the new coast line? And the soon to be rich will see and move inland, beach real estate is beach real estate.

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Nah, you cant have icebergs melt to that degree with only the coast line being affected. the heat would be immense, apocalypse level...

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of famine, I think 40% of Mexico under water, and EVERY coastline receding your talking about 100 of millions displaced. No one will be...

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"yay my house is beach front!" cause most will be starving to death.

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Damn, that's dark. *sensible chuckle*

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Maybe the Smokers will when they burn your attoll colony during a jet ski raid.

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I think I’m going to start making more now that I have this information!

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Right? Every single one of these types I've seen over the years, my only reaction is "promise?"

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The animation would be similar or worse for every coastal region on the planet.

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Once they have nowhere to live they will move into your state

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It's cool, they'll see their houses and move. I'm not sure if aquaman is interested in new property

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Just like California now

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70% of Florida residents are not born in the state. So they'll probably just stay where they're at instead of emigrating.

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My state is reliably red anyway and their outrage is useful for bilking them out of money. Let them come.

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Oklahoma?

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If Florida goes, the nut jobs will come back to the rest of the US. Reduce at all costs.

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Idea: Saw off Florida and let it drift away on the ocean

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a bunch of the rest of the coasts will be gone too so it kinda balances out

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I can't argue about 70M sea level rise, but 75% of sea lever rise will be due to thermal expansion of sea water not glacier melt.

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Those people will go somewhere, that might be your home town.

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Yet ppl keep fucking moving here, making it almost impossible to afford property

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As a Georgian, it's highly motivating.

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Don't tease us like that.. Can this happen this year?!

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As a native Floridian, I have to ask; how can I *increase* my emissions?

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If anything, pump those numbers up and let's get this shit goin faster.

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Those are rookie numbers.

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Right? I was just like, "good riddance dirt bags."

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yeah the good thing is that 70m of sea level rise will only affect Florida

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is there anything that COULD convince you? is this animation not clear, or its not you, so it doesnt matter?

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Just so we're clear: my initial statement was meant to be farcical to the point of ridiculousness. It's literally a laughable position.

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i wish things were that obvious on imgur. scanning the comments it seems a bunch of ppl are just "fuck yeah, take that Florida Man!`"

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... that's LITERALLY the joke.

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yeah we'll need big 4x4 to be able to cross all that mud x)

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Where do you think the crocs and alligators will go, then? Hmm?

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Where will Florida Man move to?

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a houseboat. Hell he probably already lives on one.

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Move? Pffft. You know you can put pontoons on mobile homes, right?

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Indiana

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To that little speck left at the top center ish area

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Back to the MidWest where they came from.

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"The nuts all roll downhill to Florida..."

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As a Florida native, yeah that’s correct. Out of all my friends from HS, only two were natives.

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Thats Ohio basically

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We don't want the trash back

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And Michigan.

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Dave Barry described it like a tube in a rat cage. Only the really dumb ones can't find their way back out again

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HELL NO!. They aren't allowed in my Pure Michigan.

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Tons from NJ and NY. They proudly spew their over emphasized native accent. There are a couple serial killers from WA too.

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Georgia, Alabama, and Louisiana

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2066 kids: “did you see the new Georgia-Man meme!?” Me: “back in my day he was Florida-man”. Kids: “wtf is Florida!?”

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Nah, Louisiana will also be under water.

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Fair point. Texas, then

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Parts of texas will prolly go too tbh

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Certainly, but there's a lot of Texas to go around

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He'll become... Florida Aquaman!

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Into your neighborhood

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This is reason enough to stop climate change.

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Georgia, probably.

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They all are transplants right? So back where they came from : D

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Trump?

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Dont worry. He already has a vacation trailer in Georgia.

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To Florida 2: Son Of Florida

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have you MET georgia or alabama folks?

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New floridian

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Reno

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Newyork

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You got that backwards

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They deny the problem and drown. The clerics will call it the 2nd big flood and the baptists will build arches.

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Have you ever seen the movie “Waterworld”? All those people, “the smokers” used to live in Florida

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Lowrida

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Texas hopefully

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Probably become boat dwelling nomads

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Trust me they've begun to migrate north.

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As opposed to what? South?

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You think this is a good thing because Florida won’t exist anymore, but where are all those idiots going to go

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Swimming.

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Alabama or Mississippi?

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New Atlantis

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Idiots won't leave. They'll be determined to fight the sea and make Caligula proud. Anyway, Fox News will convince them it's a hoax.

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To the bottom of the ocean hopefully

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underwater?

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It'll turn into waterworld: florida

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Twist: Mexico

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Build a wall at the state border. I mean do it anyway because.... damn.

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New Florida

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Underwater

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Well they don’t believe in climate change either, so they’ll drown. Fox will tell them it’s fake

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You say "they" like it's every Floridian. It's not. It's only about 70% of them. The rest of us actually believe in science.

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Also, the comment doesn't consider that most of the "idiots" are not native Floridians. They will just go be idiots in their home states.

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Swimming?

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Given their response to Covid I firmly believe about half of them will refuse to believe the ocean is real until shortly after they drown...

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Haven't you learned anything from Ben Shapiro? They'll just sell and move. No it doesn't make sense. When does that stop Florida?

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Let em stay riiiiight where they are.

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Going down with the ship

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My Florida house is 15 feet above sea level. When it becomes unlivable, I’m moving in next door to you.

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And their boa snakes, iguanas, alligators and meth-heads.

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New Jersey.

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You've got that backwards

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A pineapple under the sea.

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Atlantis

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I have a kayak. I can live on iguana. DeSantits will take care of me.

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Tennessee

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Hopefully they drown.

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UNDER DA SEA!!!

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Swimming?

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Who cares!

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*Floridiots

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I say we extradite them to texas, because for sure by then texit would have happened. They'll fit right in.

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We're not all idiots, asshat. But Texas is the plan ?

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Ugh. You had to undermine your own statement. Now they think we're all Republican morons on bath salts.

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I'm not that conservative but I don't mind a place with no income tax.

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You guys are getting bath salts?

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no worries, they'll keep denying climate change even when they're houses are underwater.

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but they'll expect socialism to bail them out so they can buy another house

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Their*

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brain burp - confusing 'they're underwater' and 'their houses are underwater'... shame on me

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