Apple can patent a bag. This guy can patent a hamdog.

Sep 21, 2016 3:59 AM

bellaluna

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Some lucky fuckers in Australia. https://www.facebook.com/Hamdog.com.au

Enhance with more Freedom

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last girl in line: WTF? What does the top of the box say?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every part of this looks dumb.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks good, but needs bacon to be perfect.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's that hotdog shaped pink thing?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dog burger...... Ohhh

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Hot durger as according to rocket power

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not call it the Dogger? Dog + Burger - Bur = Dogger

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eww

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Haha the multiview.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I WANT THIS

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The catskinner is easy to eat with out the fancy stuff

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

why does the sausage look like a dogs dick?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hamdog... haaaamdogggg. Alone in the world is a little hamdog.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rocket Power did this first

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool. I'm going to steal his idea by innovating just enough his patent wont matter.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks shite.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Now all you need to do is put a fried egg on that and it would be heaven

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

And strippybacon and back bacon

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just make it a bacon weave considering that's been the imgur trend lately.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes both bacons would make it more majestic, and just a dash of hot sauce

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What. A. Bullshit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has science gone too far?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you be any more stingy with the mustard?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised Burger King hasn't gotten to this. They had the ingredients but no science.

9 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 3

Well it would have only made their hamburgers worse, so...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Carl's Jr. had hot dogs on a burger, but not like this.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It wasn't a lack of science that was the problem, but a lack of vision. Any genious can make a burger or hotdog, but it takes a true 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

visionary to make a hamdog 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol. No science. A real cut up, this one!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe they asked themselves if they should before asking if they could

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Didn't they just come out with mac and cheese stuffed cheetos?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You put ketchup, on a hot dog? What the hell is wrong with these people?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apple patented a bag?

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

actual patent is around using recycled material and the reinforcements in the bag because the material is a lot weaker

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Well I'll be damned.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That is nauseatingly pretentious.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please tell me that article is a joke.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

It's a joke in the sense that it's satire. But Apple really did patent a bag.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That's just dumb

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why is the dog so red?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean it's a nice gimmick as festival food or something, but I'd rather buy a burger and a hotdog and just eat them separately.

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 6

Same. I dont want a burger and hotdog at the same time. Tastes dont mix in my opinion.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd rather a sausage in a slice of bread.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the flavor of a beef dog combined w/ a hamburger would be quite interesting, but this thing would fall apart the second I lifted it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Would be better to either create a hybrid super bun or cut the hamburger meat unto strips and place it in a hotdog bun

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

*looks at bun diagram* Sure looks like a hybrid bun to me.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly this is why I'd prefer them separate. I'd be happy to eat them in alternate bites, but I think together they won't blend well.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't patent a recipe, so the patent must be for whatever special tools are used to make the bun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The shape of the bun, as shown by the actual patent for the bun...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea, you can't patent a shape either, trademark maybe.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better tell that to the patent office that patented this guy's hamdog...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that's not a patent for the bun, please tell me what they've patented.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

things that shouldn't get patents get approved all the time, then fail when challenged in court.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You said he couldn't patent a bun, I just showed that you can. I'm not gonna argue whether it holds up in court. Pointless.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

im happy to see this because the guy got denieded on shark tank

9 years ago | Likes 577 Dislikes 6

What bastards

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I almost think people are better off when the Sharks don't invest. They get the exposure but still keep all their company to themselves.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Yeah. If the sharks invest heavily in a company, they can control it and steal the idea. It's much worse to then be a slave to them

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's Shark Tank?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Something impossible to google, probably.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shark Tank is a tv show where aspiring entrepreneurs make presentations to a panel of "shark" investors, who choose whether or not to invest

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And offer them shitty deals, which they often take because the investors say refusing a TV deal would embarrass them in front of the world

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Mostly, but look at the scrub daddy dude, he works with the lady from QVC and is a multimillionaire I think its more product than anything

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sounds kinda horrible.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It usually is. But then the ideas are usually subpar

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I felt so bad! They all laughed at him, I mean they didn't even try to hide the fact that they were mocking him. So glad he made it.

9 years ago | Likes 317 Dislikes 1

He deserves to be laughed at, they're putting ketchup on a hot dog.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

Wasn't he offering his company for like $15 for 100% and they declined because they didn't want to be solely responsible but wished him luck

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Makes sense, if they'd've bought 100% of his company, even if only for $15, and he'd fucked up and ended up in debt, they'd be responsible

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I remember Blockbuster laughed at Netflix's offer to buy them. Where's Blockbuster now?

9 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 0

Anyone remember Yahoo.com commercials? When's the last time you saw one?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still in Oregon

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Didn't groupon turn googles ridiculously high offer down, and are now worth like 1/10 of that amount or less?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

not on every street-corner, that's for sure.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Technically, neither is netflix

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heyoo

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fond childhood memories of going to a Blockbuster or Video Ezy to get movies for the night/weekend!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Up until a few months ago, my town had one of the last remaining Blockbusters. They had a "Yes, we're open" sign hanging out in front.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

:( same

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Florida?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shark Tank is rich douches looking down on people working harder than them.

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

Most of them probably haven't eaten either of these in quite a while.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do you think they don't work hard?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I enjoy the Mexican version because they are real/serious investors professionaly boosting interesting ideas

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"We're a bunch of crusty old people who pretend we know what younger generations want in a product."

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

We only want to invest in a sure thing where the owner knows every little thing about business and still get paid to do the show.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"You have to have a plan! Anyway my backstory is i came to america with 1 dollar and somehow surviced without a real plan"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0