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Aug 2, 2017 6:26 PM
Hickory405
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paulpounder
Pretty soon we will have class action lawsuit commercials on tv.
MaplePhoenix
Serious guys...if you're not sure, Google it!
TallgeeseIV
I heard that it's the leading cause of death among ocean divers. Stop DHMO pollution of our oceans!
ColoneISanders
I hear that our body can produce DHMO when it's under a lot of stress as well.
SomeoneAlreadyTookMrPoopyButthole
Ooooooh the ol' chemistry teacher joke they alllll love. Oh man
ImProbablyJoking
You guys are all pussies I shower in DHMO everyday. Build a tolerance ffs.
appelelle
This was super funny 1996.
ThePowerOf42
Cheers
FrankTheThunderbird
Water y'all takin bout?
RetroBlast
PsychedelicBambii
All this tells me is that companies will tell you whatever. Lying assholes. Not really surprised.
nonickname23
I heard the Nazis gave DHMO to their own troops to make them extra-Nazis.
viskag
DHMO can be converted into H2CO3 which, when mixed with proper proportions of fermented grains can also cause health issues.
Spearka
why go with all that, DMHO is also added to the fermented grains too!
DiabloD3
Hydrogen hydroxide is even worse.
clowndickfart
DHMO did this to my hands :( http://www.etopical.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Wrinkled-Fingertips.jpg
MeNotSanta
you should check it with your doctor
Davies46
good lord, i hope it can be reversed for your sake!
HitandRyan
I looked it up and apparently inhalation of DHMO kills thousands every year.
ChallengerDeep
I feel like this is a dumbass mocking slightly dumber dumbasses.
xMOISEx
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Hitler was exposed to DHMO as a child and look how he turned out.
Marine23
Damn i gotta get somemore of that stuff.
shard8
Theres some rule that in any conversation if you talk long enough Hitler will come up.
hodorgoestomordor
So was Trump!
whiteonrice
I think he was mainly exposed to his own Kool-aid.
yuefairchild
And what do you make kool-aid with? Kool-aid mix, several bottles of prescription amphetamines (in his case), and DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE.
PoorSucker
Verldemert
Did you know athletes use it to increase performance..? And it can also cause soil erosion. Dangerous stuff.
kmikl
Seriously, DHMO is becoming better known. The real killer is Hydrogen Hydroxide.
inevermadeone
Hydirc acid is the worse.
MinorityOpinion
Yeah, that's stuff's an acid _and_ an alkali !
muscletank
kills 100% of its users
ChronologicalMyopia
And this is why we can't have nice things.
RobErtE87
also, consuming DHMO is done by all members of ISIS. In their hospitals they even inject it mixed with sodium chloride.
ColoneISanders
REDS1X
hyrdic acid
theangryquokka
most of these are probably answered by unpaid social media interns, give em a break.
MinorityOpinion
Trouble is, they're telling bald-faced lies about their products.
governmentgavemeagun
Maybe these companies need their public contact people to NOT be unpaid interns...
mrnosey
It also corrodes metals
CanadianMadCow
Fish fuck in it.
Noughmad
It has a higher pH than any acid.
Drywhitetoast
And melts rocks.
CanadianMadCow
Fish fuck in it.
dinaana
speaking of, I would be more concerned about things that removes or prevents corrosion
Cassodeus
Ok, but if you drink it, it prevents your body from breaking down. This way you can live forever.
MeowMooKittyCow
Well apparently coke is very useful for getting rust off things.
dinaana
and that's why I drink it only mixed with alcohol
Veradux
DukeDarkwood
If stomachs were made of iron, that statement might have some close approximation of relevance.
Peterowski
No darling, coke is used to remove surface rust because it dissolves it by being more acidic than water, hence, more corrosive to metals.
DukeDarkwood
I never said it would become a true statement. Just that comparing them would at least be relevant.
Veradux
thatsthejoke.jpeg
mikeatike
It is highly addictive. Prisoners denied dihydrogen monoxide will beg for it.
Cassodeus
My addiction is so bad, sometimes I cool DHMO down and put it in more DHMO. So I can have DHMO with my DHMO. Help me.
ignimbrite
DO NOT, MY FRIEND, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER! IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT ITS' ABSENCE!
SunTannedSuperman
Anything known to have consumed dihydrogen monoxide has been known to die or will eventually die. Serious stuff.
KrisPiasek
There are animals that in theory can live forever, and they are mostly hydrogen hydroxide. They embraced hydroxilic acid, became one with it
shuya82
It's worse than that, withdrawals are so sever that death can occur within three days!
ChloeRed
Can also overdose on it too. It'll get you either way!
TK421isAFK
Just breathing it can be fatal in seconds!
cocapoda
And it's literally everywhere!
BrontTheGoodBoy
Roughly 70% of the Earth is polluted with dihydrogen monoxide, mostly in our oceans and beaches.
FlowersByIrene
Funny story about this, I had a small evil looking bottle, the kind poison definitely comes in I've I've learned anything. Anyway I...
FlowersByIrene
Put some water in it and labelled it DHMO POISON and told my brother it was incredibly deadly and 5 drops would kill you. About a week...
FlowersByIrene
Later he runs to me crying telling me he drank 5 drops and he was honestly scared to death he was dying. I got told off for it by my mum...
FlowersByIrene
But at least we learned that my brother will willingly drink poison and then cry about it.
MFdobbs
It won't kill you if you water it down a bit
MrsJohnnyKarate
Should I add ice?
YharnamsFinest
Ice tends to have DHMO in it too, be careful
FlowVector
It will kill you if you water it down too much though. It's finicky like that.
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PhilipJFryIII
Orionsdick
My cousin drank a whole bottle of DHMO, 20 years later, BAM hit by a bus
dukenukemforpresident
My brother drank some and 4 minutes later drowned in a flood.
some1username
I'm sorry I have but one upvote to give
openyomind
:)
Whatyouregonnawannado
100% of people who drink DHMO *will* die.
NotAIIHeroesWearCapes
I have been using this for like years except with random things. Like I know a guy that pet a dog, and 10 years later cancer!
TheDino
I heard they drank some that day even!
niauropsaka
Well, he should have drunk more DHMO in the 20 years in between!
ImAFoxButNotReally
Yeah, even Jesus tried to avoid it by walking on it and some time later, BAM! Crucified!
PretzelDickbutt
Fuck, I farted while I was reading this and "bam hit by a bus" made me laugh. I don't know how long my boyfriend will call me the 1/2
PretzelDickbutt
Weirdo that laughs at her own farts :/
SunTannedSuperman
I can almost guarantee every bad day I had I had also probably encountered dihydrogen monoxide.
amiworthyofbeingagramarnazi
Water you doing, mate? I hope you're alright.
baconsmellsreallygood
So he drank a can of busch beer?
Janusha
Same exact thing happened to me. Except I didnt have any DHMO or got hit by a bus. But 20 years went for sure !!!
dmoore182
It might not have been DHMO, the bus could have also come from vaccinations as a child.
IJustTookABathAndFeltLikeYouShouldKnowItWasAGoodOne
HeroicPeanut
Count yourself lucky. Did you know 100% of all serial killers have consumed DHMO in their lifetime? Scary stuff.
killernerd
I hear terrorists drink DHMO all the time, coincidence? I think not
brockp
My uncle used to drink a lot of DHMO after smoking weed. He only lived to 87.
UGRising
I logged in JUST to up vote and comment on this. Well Done *slow clap -> Standing ovation*
Yamaks
"CONSEQUENCES!"
Atomic2
THERE it is.
acooltaco
Fuck man, is he ok?
humourasdryasyourgf
he was hit by a fucking bus Di you think he's okay I wish I was him
jo3s
He ded
robotkabob
Fuck Man is just fine, but that seems kinda irrelevant
LyraTheLycan
That's a superhero I can get behind.. me
Hickory405
Legit made me laugh
happyjuly29th
U me both mate lol
nerdguy99
How dare you laugh at such tragedy. You're probably addicted to DHMO, probably
Hickory405
Why? You dealing?
BigglesMcSqueez
I like the stuff from Texas. It might be imported from Mexico.
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
psh splurge for that fine, pure DHMO you can only get from Fiji.
HoytLancaster
we try to stay away from Flint, Michigan tho their DHMO is the most addicting
orangatuan
DHMO? I prefer Pentahydroxyhexanal. Has a much nicer taste to it.
Cthulhuonabike
I get it's an old joke but it's not really a proper IUPAC naming. Dihydrogen oxide, or hydric acid would be more accurate, and sound scarier
wizardboy24
According to IUPAC, it IS a correct name, along with others. Source in reply:
wizardboy24
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IUPAC_nomenclature_of_inorganic_chemistry#Naming_molecular_compounds
Kittynomnoms
I think the technical name for it is oxidane, but there's literally never a reason to call it that.
TheStaleBread
There's one: messing with people who already have heard of the DHMO hoax
MrAnonManfrom4Chan
isn't it monoxide if its not ionic
MrAnonManfrom4Chan
Like Nitrogen Monoxide type of thing?
MachineInterface
I saw an actually good joke around those names in a comic: "Do you know what you get when you mix hydric acid and water?" "Uh no" "DARKNESS"
eyrieking
thats hilarious. explain it to my friend here
howaboutthisonethen
The joke was already made with DHMO. No need to begin developing it further. That's called taking it too far (looking at these comments)
LordMoo
What about hydrogen hydroxide?
Cthulhuonabike
That is ionically correct
WickedWitchoftheMidwest
A little too ionic...ITS LIKE RAAAAAIIIIIIIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
swagb98623
But not the best kind of correct
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CthulhusGreasyBallsack
what about ironically ionically?
n8crafter
"hydroxilic acid" will probably get a lot of morons up in arms.
n8crafter
along with that, IUPAC cares less about chemicals having a single given name, focusing more on having the name identify the compound.
cvnk
Really? Not knowing that "hydroxillic acid" is an obfuscated term for "water" means you're a moron?
2074red2074
More like getting up in arms based on a Facebook post without even a quick Google search makes you a moron.
n8crafter
well, knot knowing what people mean by "dihydrogen monixide" means and then reacting to it negatively because it sonds scary makes them 1/2
n8crafter
morons, and likewise, reacting to "hydroxilic acid" negatively without actually knowing what it is makes the reacting person a moron.
cvnk
Fair enough