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Nov 23, 2017 2:36 AM
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baker5258
I tell them that and if they say that isn’t it I follow it up with “I volunteer at the VD clinic. Have you been in to be checked for STD’s?”
SonrisaFlores
This seems strange to me. When I watch porn, they could have no faces and I wouldn't notice.
sspringfelder
An end to one conversation, and the beginning of some really awkward questions.
MomWithHiddenTats
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahha.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
The proper reply to that line is "Oh, we must have worked together before. Sex with you must be a bit boring though. I hardly remember you."
ALightSwitch20
What do you mean "end a conversation"? If anything I would have more questions!!
JohnyCarlos
The end of a conversation, the beginning of a foreplay.
katanatripsis
Nah, you need to make it more awkward. Like, “I do gay furry porn.” Get creative.
highexpectations
Im gonna have to try this
triplikewedo
I have total strangers look at me, smile and say hi as though they know me. Men and women. I wish I knew who I resemble.
TheNamesGames5
optimusgoose
Phoebe Buffay?
Sovient
Eaglemk4
Jim Norton "I think I gave you a blowjob maybe it was your dad you look alike does this look familiar?"
Flyndaran
So you finally fully transitioned? Awesome.
tastysauce37
I always say "You must watch a lot of gay amateur porn... I had to quit...it was a real pain in the ass"
ISayIdontLikeSandWhenISeeSand
i think I'll use this
ThatsWhatSheSed
But do you?
confessionsofacataholic
AgainQuestionmark
Isn't this from Friends?
TheRealDurdan
What if they don’t watch porn?
IchiNiisan
good one!
Rifneno
Then it's a liar talking to a liar.
DoctorPitt
I know all these words but it's like they're arranged in a way that doesn't make sense.
TheRealDurdan
Had me thinking I goofed my sentence structure
Iwouldratherbeinbedwiththedog
good question!
superpaul79
I can't really get mad at you, because you posted this and I didnt, but I've been doing this for at least a decade. Down votes are expected.
AdmiralBabyHands90
This could go either way but I am here for it ????
olliehopnoodle
That's funny I might try that.
FloppyFingers
I am going to use this.
WuTangoReinhardtUnchained
I did this and the customer I was fitting a shower for got defensive and I had to apologise or cop shit from my boss
wolfsonne
Make up some really fun titles. The weirdest sh.t you can think of. Please report back!
NZSheeps
You don't need to censor 'sh*t' on Imgur.
FloppyFingers
That is brilliant because it will be something weird "Oh so you know my work then!!"
BeerFueledAdventurer
Oh, so *you're* Goatse??
Thefordmechanic
Goatse? What's that? I'll just Google it on my work computer. Brb
saintedward
Wait no
bogus1983
LadyMoto
Ha! It would be funnier if they hadn't seen goatse and then you had to awkwardly explain
NZSheeps
Just demonstrate.
Lucidalabbra
Yeah that happened to me. Like 3 weeks ago. I had no idea and now I wish I could go back!
LadyMoto
Don't worry you will remember this at 2am for many weeks to come
LobsterBandito
Just don’t look up lemon party, blue waffle, or special fried rice. Do not search for them with safe search off. Just don’t. (Please do!)
doppelfisch
Correction: the pounder, not the hammer.
doppelfisch
I highly recommend meatspin and the hammer
Lucidalabbra
Oh they taught me what meatspin is too. Oh and red rope. Why internet WHY!!!!??
JayPumpkinCat
I have a porn double. Granted he's in much better physical shape than me, but we look alike just the same.
BlueSpaceLizard
Apparently I have a double in 'Sex Trek', the Star Trek porn parody...
SoDamEvil
Ron Jeremy??
joedeornelas
You can't say things like that without saying who it is. Unless it's Ron Jeremy. Then I'm good.
ienjoythings
Ted mosby ?
TimTamSlam128
Lance Hardwood: Sex Architect
Arbaks
Am I the only one who read "just the shame" and burst Ed out laughing?
koops
Aka the stunt cock?
Dickpicsplznthnx
Can we get a name
FluffyKittyGuy
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JayPumpkinCat
Jmac from Reality Kings, now if you'll excuse me while I clear my browsing history...
Dickpicsplznthnx
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