you need to word it like "hey wanna go to a beach/mountain/forest to take LOADS OF SELFIES!!!!" and then make sure she's duck-facing and shoving her arse out so we know what to look at (/s) I should know, I'm a woman!!! (I really do like long walks and stuffs, but no boring ones where there aren't any cryptics at the end)
I live going on adventures: I like getting black out drunk multiple times a week and waking up in random places. I have no disposable income to travel on my own dime.
I like hiking: I don’t own a car, and have no personality of my own but need to write something
My favorite books: movies I liked, I haven’t actually read any of them
I love to laugh: I actually am quite repressed and easily offended
I’m an open book: Will only respond with single syllable answers
I will only hike if it's 5k or less, (total, not one-way). After that, I get grouchy and I don't want to submit anyone to that. (And not in snow or sand.) I'm out to have a good time, not exhaust myself. I'll go to a concert, but not an all-day/weekend music festival. I'll watch a football game on tv at a sports bar, but not at the stadium. I'll go to the beach but only for about an hour because I burn really badly. I'll drink, but only a certain amount because I don't wanna feel sick later.
I once read this lady's profile where she talked about having a laundry basket system. So when I messaged her I said something like "totes! I use a three basket system" to which she replied "what the fuck are you talking about you fucking weirdo. She ended up blocking me. It made me so angry to be fucked about regarding laundry to this day I wish I knew where she lived so I could take a shit in her dryer air intake.
Even Tromsø in Northern Norway has the warmest February ever (bare streets without ice and snow), even coolcations will be difficult to find soon. So better try to find warm adventures.
Maaaaan, this is exactly what is happening to me. They claim they love walks and mountains but when I ask if they gonna walk 500 miles there no response.
I actually climbed up a butte on a first date with someone I met on POF. After dinner he asked me if I wanted to. I said sure. Lost the trail ended up scaling the butte straightup. Got to the top around midnight. Theres people up there. Wtf. "Are you here for the meteor shower?" Nope just a coincidence. It was a magical first date.
Rookie mistake. You're not supposed to lead with the 500-mile walk. You gotta start out smaller with things like, "When I get drunk, well, you know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you..."
Half wondered if it might have been one of the digital wireless rigs like the Fender Telepath, but they don't appear to make them small enough yet for that to be the case.
chipjack
That's fuckin awesome. This dude rocks.
Ivalicenyan
A lot of people on Tinder love "going on hikes" too.
Like wtf, where are all these people in my life that also love walking up hills for recreation?
HuruinaInu
I'd watch that movie
tzahtman
Holiday in Cambodia, you say?
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
I mean, I'm not busy, I'm down for that adventure
RxFukitall
Well that person was expecting a "general kenobi" response
Conz
Not till at least the 3rd date
bassaro
So January 3rd? Oh wait, which calendar?
fpsitv
It’s not just you. Happens to me all the time as well.
Someshithead241
Because you've just spoiled the whole adventure meaning it's not an adventure anymore. It's a plot.
dlbgaw
Listen, if you're paying for all of the expenses, I'm in. We have to leave on Friday and be back by Monday, though. I used all my PTO already.
MountainAscender
Well this fucking rules.
Endocrom
Krasue doesn't eat cattle, it eats babies out of their mothers belly and you get blocked for being a poser.
chevymonster
Nightmare fuel, good gawd!
beliasaries
Sounds like a Delta Green scenario.
Hawkhead
How very Noughties
uden10
My childhood in a nutshell
Turbogoat
I cleared landmines/UXO around Battambang, that's almost like digging up long lost artifacts, right?
lightfantasticem172
you need to word it like "hey wanna go to a beach/mountain/forest to take LOADS OF SELFIES!!!!" and then make sure she's duck-facing and shoving her arse out so we know what to look at (/s) I should know, I'm a woman!!! (I really do like long walks and stuffs, but no boring ones where there aren't any cryptics at the end)
lightfantasticem172
that or beer at the end ;)
titoitoi
With enough beer, everything's cryptic !
DosPadres
Because everyone on the Internet lies
bassaro
As a representative of the council of ministers of Tajikistan, I can assure you we're looking into that.
TheOtherKindOfDM
Wow, I never thought I'd be able to talk to a representative of the Council of Ministers of Tajikistan.
allihearisnoise
The Mc-spiritualism that exists in the world is vast, annoying and frustating
FALKHAR
bohjeenie
You just need to decode it:-
I live going on adventures: I like getting black out drunk multiple times a week and waking up in random places. I have no disposable income to travel on my own dime.
I like hiking: I don’t own a car, and have no personality of my own but need to write something
My favorite books: movies I liked, I haven’t actually read any of them
I love to laugh: I actually am quite repressed and easily offended
I’m an open book: Will only respond with single syllable answers
GeneralDisorder
What if someone has a car and actually likes hiking?
Ididntmemethat
@op, find me, I'm in
lorienvalrayvn
I know all the words
enjin
I'm in.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I will only hike if it's 5k or less, (total, not one-way). After that, I get grouchy and I don't want to submit anyone to that. (And not in snow or sand.) I'm out to have a good time, not exhaust myself. I'll go to a concert, but not an all-day/weekend music festival. I'll watch a football game on tv at a sports bar, but not at the stadium. I'll go to the beach but only for about an hour because I burn really badly. I'll drink, but only a certain amount because I don't wanna feel sick later.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I like doing things with people, but I know what my limits are, because I've checked many times by blowing past them and making myself unhappy.
FreedVentureStein
I once read this lady's profile where she talked about having a laundry basket system. So when I messaged her I said something like "totes! I use a three basket system" to which she replied "what the fuck are you talking about you fucking weirdo. She ended up blocking me. It made me so angry to be fucked about regarding laundry to this day I wish I knew where she lived so I could take a shit in her dryer air intake.
MountainAscender
You should put a bounty on her washing machine. That would turn the tide. She’d have nothing left to gain.
chevymonster
Get. Out.
FreedVentureStein
Yeah, definitely wouldn't want to Snuggle with her. Her response made me want to Shout and then Bounce.
FuckmotheringxVampire
No one ever invites me on cool adventures...
ronnyhugo
Even Tromsø in Northern Norway has the warmest February ever (bare streets without ice and snow), even coolcations will be difficult to find soon. So better try to find warm adventures.
DongleDingler
Wanna fuck a vampire?
davidseavey726
You beat me to it good job
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I don't, but I'll wingman for you if you want to.
JAPONfan
Maaaaan, this is exactly what is happening to me. They claim they love walks and mountains but when I ask if they gonna walk 500 miles there no response.
WillemHellfire
Ask if they haver.
BooRidley
BOTTLE OF VODKA!!! (bottle of vodka!!)
lazyclone
they're just pretenders
snarkybitch
I actually climbed up a butte on a first date with someone I met on POF. After dinner he asked me if I wanted to. I said sure. Lost the trail ended up scaling the butte straightup. Got to the top around midnight. Theres people up there. Wtf.
"Are you here for the meteor shower?"
Nope
just a coincidence.
It was a magical first date.
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Dude; that SOUNDS Magical. But like, how do you possibly top that? Lol! XD
snarkybitch
Havent yet lol 😆
thekeyofe
Rookie mistake. You're not supposed to lead with the 500-mile walk. You gotta start out smaller with things like, "When I get drunk, well, you know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you..."
somewhatparanoidpanda
I would walk 500 miles
giraffinator
And I would walk 500 more
BooRidley
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
Sunplant360
To fall down at your door.
BooRidley
BOTTLE OF VODKA
neo154
That's surprisingly good.
WooNeat
Sound a lot like the band Lit
monkey484
My first thought was Reliant K, but Lit is a good comparison too.
mushroomking
That's exactly who I thought of too, I dig it
brainkandle1
I love pop punk
periwinklepanda
Samesies
skapanda616
Anyone know who this is?
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Mark Hoppus
Justforthewhat
HummusVacuum on streaming sites.
blessedarethecheesemakers
Blink 182
Zixtank
A genius
DanimalRC
access
he doesn't even have his guitar plugged in, probably using it as a paddle on a raft down in Cambodia now
skapanda616
Huh, now that you mention it lol
ZiggyMundo
It’s the Fender Teleacoustaphonix…it sounds like that unplugged, via carefully selected tone woods, and voodoo spells.
skapanda616
Half wondered if it might have been one of the digital wireless rigs like the Fender Telepath, but they don't appear to make them small enough yet for that to be the case.
Ansph
Just a man on an adventure