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Jan 4, 2018 11:01 PM
baconandplagues
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PieDestroya
Is she hot?
increaseblue
One of my biggest regrets in dropping a manipulative friend was missing out on all the Filipino food her mom used to make.
iCantBelieveImNotLurking
As long as you know how to keep him at arms length, so be it
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
Steal the recipe, ditch the douche
baconandplagues
But his mother is still a joy to be around
HowToBeSuccessfulAsaSerialKiller
Until he poisons them.
baconandplagues
Username checks out
NomadMatt
baconandplagues
Basically
Funeyah
Bang his mom and youll get cookies all the time.
Why2kBaron
With the added bonus of majorly pissing off a sociopath!
TimeToSmile42
You’re a great friend for a bad reason.
baconandplagues
I wouldn't say I'm great. I keep the lad at arms length and make excuses to avoid his parties (because there's always a fight)
TimeToSmile42
I know what you mean. I’m friends with someone who I know hates me. His mom is the nicest person in the world and I’d hate to piss her off.
Ebalmatronic
Seems legit to me
ScurvyMI
I've been friends with people I dislike because I love their pets
baconandplagues
I've done this as well.
InfocalypseRising
I don’t get how you end up friends with someone to begin with if you hate them
baconandplagues
Simple you grow up together watch a mutual best friend die together, drink together and fight a few times
bdub7032000
Sounds like you're the side piece.
baconandplagues
F-for the mother? Because I'm a dude and I'm 100% sure he doesn't like cock.
IamRodHull
You sound like my wife
Polysloth
OP waiting for pals shit to end
baconandplagues
Accurate as fuck
ThoughtThisWasAmerica
@Op Examples?
baconandplagues
A lot of stuff involving women that's hard to explain but basically he goes after naive girls without any life experience
baconandplagues
Well, there was the time he tried to scam a mutual friend of ours out of around 200.
bdub7032000
Those are weak numbers... You gotta pumpvup those numbers!
WhyleKat
You deal with a scumbag all year long just for cookies at Christmas? Is it really worth it?
AtheistNotAntiTheist
OP isn't very bright.
baconandplagues
You've not had those snickerdoodles. Also I can keep him at arms length most of the time. The rest of it I can ignore him while drinking.
WhyleKat
Hey fair enough! I love cookies as much as the next guy.
Squirkiz
Fair enough
baconandplagues
It's them snickerdoodles man.
anominousbeef
It's probably not his mom's fault. Sociopathy is a mental health condition. How he handles it is a different matter.
baconandplagues
I'm aware of this, which is why I deal with him to hang out with his mother.
SendNerds
That doesn't make sense. Be friends with his mom, not him.
baconandplagues
To be fair I talk to his mom more than him.
UnkownStoryWriterInSpareTimeOnImgur
U need to be a mother fucker
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