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Sep 20, 2024 2:01 AM
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MystieNethersworth
#19 Well I'll make my own heaven.. with blackjack and hookers
fartymarty42
#29 Hmunny!
AceBandito
#1 There *may* have been a time where "Therapist: ____ can't hurt you" meme was funny, but goddamn have they mostly been devoid of any imagination for a while now
Hashbrown123
We need a new Dick Tracy movie.
TheSpanishIndian
#35 Dude... The Playlist names I've recently seen popping up are just fucking wild names. Madness. Example? "Spooky Evil Gay Mix"
undercoverles
Okay that is by far the best playlist name i've seen.
wetqueef
#2 the older I get the more annoyed I am at people wasting food just for a meme
potentiallyunsafe
#26 meanwhile, grandpa at home be like
Thajurriesexcuesed
I'm thinking the olive oil was bottle was contaminated. It shouldn't go through the digestive system that quickly. Grandpa probably didn't know that was going to happen.
TI99Kitty
#45 - It's not a secret. We all know. We've always known.
davesaint01930
#50 McCartney is the biggest pile of pretentious shit that ever lived.
P0sit1veTh0ughts
#26 I heard this also induces labor.
Plifplafpluff
#19 oh well
Nexus297
#19 Right, I've been meaning to get that tattoo.
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
I think you just gotta get a tattoo of jesus on the cross. Somehow instead of being super offensive to god, that's like, a free pass into heaven.
Pilgrymm
#49 yes please do it now PLEASE
HiddenSanity
Actually, can we go to, like, 2004, wanna do something earlier.
DorgEndo
Good idea. Stop generation alpha before Ohio skibidi toilet
HiddenSanity
Meh, we had Llama's eating hands, The Demented Cartoon Movie, and the rest of ABS and YTMND and all that, they can have laser toilets.
Trueshadowspawn
#40 from what I remember, it takes a considerable amount of force to move blood through the human body via cpr compressions, I can only imagine cpr would not be that effective on an animal the size of a giraffe. Also, I don't think rescue breaths are standard practice for cpr any more.
SnickerMyKnickers
Rescue breaths are still a thing but with a giraffe you would need two people at least due to the distance between mouth and heart. This would be extremely difficult for anyone who doesn’t specifically know how to resuscitate a giraffe
xmaneds
there is no way in SHIT that breathing in to the giraffe's mouth-windpipe will reach its lungs, that's ridiculous
marshmallowcommando
#14 I didn't come here to be attacked like that!
SmashedYourGlasses
Clockwise around the ok is the correct direction yo.
Sodee
You also are supposed to start clockwise at the top so that you don’t press the same button twice.
Churchofthesubgenius
You run between the buttons to avoid depression, duh
GreenTea502
It was a gut punch
imakesoft
Yeah, what the hell!?
QuigleyDownUnder
You missed a button, and now it's in the past where you can never go to fix it. You must live every day with the knowledge of your failure.
lostinthoughts
No, the middle button was the grand finale!
Plifplafpluff
#6 wtf?
Plifplafpluff
#2 I'm sure this contravenes a human rights convention
FrothyInferno
#23 isn’t that the one System of a Down song?
SkaerKrowe
#19 Since they use wine during communion, does that mean none of them are going to heaven now?
midnightmilker
Yeah, but the priest/wizard transmutes it into Christ’s blood so it’s all good.
ComandoCuloMandril
ThisGuyPostingThings
Catholic doctrine is that - amid communion - the wine and bread/wafers are "transubstantiated", becoming literally blood & body of Christ.
randomwalrus
Cannibalism is cool, but only if you are eating the whole ass of our Lord and Saviour.
blindows1127001
There's starving kids in Africa who can't afford any Lord and Saviour!
iananimated
#1
Cilvaa
Twilight fake baby. It says it right there! /s
Basically they had a doll on set and they replaced its face with a CG one because it's part vampire or something something, and they wanted it to look more mature than it should for its age/size
OmnibusLatinName
And somebody in charge looked at that and said "OK".
iananimated
The executive: "We'll fix it in post!" VFX Sup: "Ah sir, this IS post"
somnif
SecondSince
#15 I bet people would love it as sleep help ASMR!
ProbeGT
I want to have a book that goes with the audio. 420 blank pages and on the last page the phrase "Oh you mean out loud?"
dcnblue
#14 actually, I trace the space between the buttons...so I'm ok, right? Right?
TheGreatSynan
#14 Nah. I follow the gaps in-between, and I'm totally fine!
dcnblue
Dozens of us!
EverNotRelevant
#40 If you have to decide, compressions are more important than respirations, and let's face it, you don't got the lungs to push air all the way down a giraffe's neck
Nanntuckett
#1 Jesus they did horrible CGI for the twilight baby. Even for the time it was bad.
DatDarthCaedus
That's not the CGI one. It's the animatronic doll (nicknamed Chuckesmee) which they decided NOT to use because it was horrifying and nightmareish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMhtYi_SUaE
This is the (very slightly better but still terrible, especially in motion) CGI one:
Nanntuckett
This is the one I was referring to. Not much better but her appearance felt forced until the end.
FutureBeachBum
#48 but then people would walk away from me every day. Lol
ChareAndFlaff
#28 Thanks, kitty. Here you go.
Illumian85
#45 were there people who actually believed this, I thought this was common knowledge, not an 'industry secret'
sosume
Riiiight. And next you'll tell me the menu options *haven't* recently changed.
WhichEndDoITypeIntoAgain
#13 Well! Did he cum or what!?
Plifplafpluff
What a wanker
esycs
Jesus Christ man! There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public!
ExTechOp
Whatever the science, and whatever the cause of death, it’s probably fair to say that our man never saw it coming.
— https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/dfc9cea4-137b-440f-aa8c-5a16d7cb4f4d
derek237
Nice Mallrats pull! So to speak.
defrostedtauntaun
Vesuvius wasn't the only one blasting loads that day.
Plifplafpluff
He were like Vesuvius, Mabel! Can't believe how much clean up I needed to do.
gyrum
No, thousand years and still rock hard.
rbudrick
The bodies of Pompeii are cavities where people were vaporized. They were filled in with plaster so we can see them.
Gegenschein
Edging champion of all time
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
#26
ScarecrowSticks
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Catch a load of Poopy-Butt McGee over here 💩
WhichEndDoITypeIntoAgain
Catch!? No... I don't think I will