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edit: other fun stuff http://imgur.com/gallery/3CqFgNW
edit 2: in return for all the fake internet points, have a cat wearing rabbit ears http://imgur.com/gallery/9zGdu
SulfuricRed
Bonerman? I wonder why they didn't respond. Oh, incorporated. Sounds official now.
gzig
As a mcdonalds employee, you didn't pay extra. we get the souls from the new workers. Extra strawberry, on the other hand...
VSVPSoulo
From an ex mcdonalds employee: true fact..no source) they actually kidnap kids and put them in the burger meat, grind em up like sausage.
Starcutter97
Man, I KNEW I should have posted this when I saw it on twitter
uglyshirts
Sundae, bloody sundae.
Melsom
Macdonalds respond: Sorry wrong order, can you please return it, it is supposed to go to our mascot Ronald Mcdonal
jjc355
It's simple. We kill the Hamburgler.
dakotarae9
The discharge of a menstruating soul. I'm lovin' it.
TragedyCake
Um...
RagingTrunkMonkey
My wife's a ginger and says that's hers.
russrob84
that the los diablos deal, buy one soul get one free.
ZaphodsFriend
WOW a sex!
Zordicron
I am guessing it still tasted like Corn Syrup. With Strawberry in it.
CthuluIsMyHomie
"In return for fake internet points, I'm whoring for more fake internet points." OP
Yupurineutah
I once found a piece of food in my Big Mac.
GingerTheBeard
edits? sorry, get the fuck off my front page
Marciluphigus
Mom?
Willum
Starbucks ain't got NUTHIN' on these guys...
Vladnim
It's a philosopher's stone!
butteredcroissants
@bonerman_inc
fornikait
Bonerman....
green0fox
Redrum flavour
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Not another horsemeat scandal.
Awesummzzz
Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance
firsteveranalrapist
redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum
kenspiration
https://cdn3.gbot.me/photos/1i/qN/1305080858/-Redrum_Burger-20000000001581946-500x375.jpg
vuhii
I've been to that burger place. They make decent burgers.
ConspiracyTheoristsLilBrother
ThanksSatan.gif
349ronin
Srry to tell you but that's your soul, they capture it little bit by little bit every time you eat there
GREATGOOGELYMOOGELY
I thought of Nico Di Angelo.
BiblioChick2911
That photo is going to end up on a poster or a book cover someday. Michael Moore? Morgan Spurlock?
buttstain
Your first mistake was getting strawberry instead of fudge
spacestationnumberfive
Mmmmmmm strawberry...
will242
Somewhere Satan is wondering why his tastes so funny
Mikesenberg
lmao
ROBROR87
I thought I ordered the wrong flavor
KeezieWeezie
I want to upvote this but it's at 666 points and I just can't bring myself to ruin the perfection
thegr8rambino
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
purplepotatoe
can we please keep this comment at 666 points
thedevil
I would never eat at McDonalds. I'm a Wendy's kinda guy.
Kinkyfuck
i prefer carls jr, but thats because they just got here and before there was only burger king and mc D and a place called sunset
SpookyVin
A&W Master race 4lyfe.
Exopyxel
Just like McDonalds to mix up orders
gzig
Wow rude
wanooknox
They must hang out with Tim Horton's employees.
TastyBrainMeats
I once found a piece of bone in an Egg McMuffin.
stillcleaning
that's really strange. Where the hell could the bone have come from?
TastyBrainMeats
To this day, I don't know.
stillcleaning
SO GROSS
Coriarty
Well at least you didn't find a bone in your chicken sandwich like I did...
cinsoniTe
So you want that animal to die for you so you can eat it, but blame McDonald's when they really serve you dead chicken? You little whiner.
Antivillan
that makes it real
smashpro1
Or a bone in your sundae.
CShock
wait, does that mean mcdonalds actually came from an animal?
ChallengeEggcepted
Haven't you seen the YouTube videos?
CShock
ones about people killing animals?
FightingFurball
I had only 5 nuggets in a pack of 6 Chicken McNuggets once...
RainieCog
I had 12 nuggets in a 10 piece once.
FightingFurball
lucky bastard...
RogerInVegas
1st world problems
FightingFurball
I know what the 1st and the 3rd world is but I always wondered. What is the second world?
NIC0LANGEL0
At least you didn't find half of a caterpillar in your Big Mac.
TheBear0274
At least do didn't find a severed nipple in your Happy Meal.
beeratius
Really, you should get a refund unless it's an entire one
NIC0LANGEL0
Real plot twist: I found half a caterpillar because the other half was in the bite i took before finding it. ._.
TragedyCake
OH GOD
Americathehero1337
No. No, that's impossible!
OrbitusII
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.