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Jun 22, 2016 8:29 PM
WhatMyHeartHeld
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ChrisRoe
Freakin Jimmer got a new job
urustai
Uh... my experience of when I was a Mormon (not by choice, I was 8 when I was baptized), they're LDS missionaries.
AkoSuminoe
Those are mormons, mormons ball all day, church ball got so heated in las vegas they stopped doing it
MiketheD
Church ball rules are brutal.
littlelebowskiurbanacheiver
Played ball in college and one of my teammates invited me to play at his LDS church ... left with a black eye and a busted toe. Mad respect!
Chefreign
Definitely Mormons.
KickyFootDance
That's actually pretty awesome.
BigMcLrghuge
I don't think anyone has mentioned this yet but I thought I would clarify. They're not Jehovah Witness, they're Mormons.
Archimedes05
I was a missionary, I don't play basketball, I still beat people on the street all the time. I've never seen people play a sport so much 1/2
Archimedes05
And be so bad at it. It was always so entertaining to see "ballers" to get schooled at the sport they cherish so much.
SofaKingSpecial
Standard Mormon meetinghouses have basketball hoops in them. Some even have full courts. Mormons like to ball.
ColleenMarie
And sometimes they're still carpeted. Because nothing beats falling down like falling down with a 3 week rug burn on your face.
APairofDocks
Lol that's a Mormon
conita527360
WTG, ELDERS...???
umikaloo
Fat of the day: The "Umik" portion of my username means missionary in inkutitut.
spartan117fan
Isn't gambling not allowed in the mormon faith?
kradivam
Yes, usually gambling is done with money though
spartan117fan
A bet is a bet, and doesn't the saying go, time is money? That said it still seems rather unfaithful to be so picky with your tenants, no?
kradivam
lol so playful bets aren't allowed? That's stupid, I ain't religious but I'm pretty sure a bet is different from gambling
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
Watching the Shaytards for years has taught me that Mormons are really athletic and mostly good looking.
ArmenianGuy
BeardyMcFace
Is... is that GWAR posterizing Jesus?
VadertheH8er
Mormons are magical creatures
Phlabibit
Take it to the halo, Philip! I'm open Ted!
WumpleyRabbit
As someone who lives in Utah, you take a normal sounding name, spell it like a mentally handicapped toddler might, and there's your name.
adiorga
Oh Ted is open, alright.
DoctorWh0m
Had to come back for this
Phlabibit
Ah, I've got some Witnesses in New England... not the home-grown ones.
maddoggaylo
You have to leave your neighborhood after something like that
amars1111
"Y'all just got Sunday Schooled." - Jehovas Witnesses, probably.
chicolibre
There's no Sunday school for jw's
amars1111
You're fun at parties aren't you?
Imgonnatipyouwell
Probably more fun than a J-dub I'll tell ya that.
LurkerStatusNull
"These niggas" dats racist.
CharlesKearns
Church be callin' beyotches
Friv0l0us
Looks like JWs to me
zombiehuntingleague
Always reminds me of Barats and Bereta sketches
skip2112
I put my two front teeth through my bottom lip wearing those dress shoes playing basketball at school . pulled my lip back down 4 stitches
ladyVenom
Recruiting has been slow lately. They had to resort to new tactics.
AdmiralBreadbowl
Hey i'm going on one of those missions pretty soon!
tank302
That's cool, where are you going? I have a little bro in Argentina right now!!
AdmiralBreadbowl
I will be going to Ogden Utah and i report August 3rd
mejayd
*Ding-dong* Hello! My name is Elder Ball-is-Life.
missdana1105
It's often church jokes make me lol, good work.
froggyzoomzoomEABOD
Under rated comment
mejayd
Just saw the play and cannot for the life of me get these songs out of my head. Seemed fitting.
theraininspainfallsmainlyontheplain
Wish I could favorite
longjohnvonstrangle
Pick up games should never end on an even number.
MaladaptedMedic
first to 10, win by 2
Murderface828
True, but I'm sure those guys didn't think I'd be much of a game so they said," let's play to 10"
akshually
When it's clear that you've lost the final score is hardly important.
HEYBUDGAME5
They're Mormons
DasDovian
and they believe!
jensoo
*morons
candygoblinalpha
...I thought you were funny ...
psychoelectrickitty
Wow so original. It reminds me of the first time I heard it in preschool.
Stupidpeoplearestpid
OH SNAP SON YOU GOT THEM REAL GOOD WITH THAT EDGY HUMOR HOLY SHIT
UserNameDotPNG
[now that's edgy as FUCK]
whatsgoodforthegoose
difference?
Nntropy
Belief systems
TigerTheWolfChild
Their entire religion - you can message me if you actually have questions. The character limit is a bit hard for clear discussions.
ScrumptiousCrumpets
1/2 I can't say for the JW but I grew up Mormon. If you want to be told what to do and when to do it, it's a great religion. If you care
ScrumptiousCrumpets
About history and science it's probably not for you. Humans have been around longer than 6000 years!?
whatsgoodforthegoose
I think I confused the Jehovah's Witness faith for that of the Church of Christ of Latter Day Saints
TigerTheWolfChild
Haha kind of funny - any JW I've come into contact with immediately becomes cold and rude when they find out I'm Mormon. I've only met a 1
whatsgoodforthegoose
Why do you think that is
TigerTheWolfChild
2 few though so I'm not saying they're all like that. But we must be pretty different if they hate us that much!
OaksParcel
I taught at a Mormon school. Mormons have developed a disturbing level of skill at basketball through 150 years of natural selection.
LapsusMemoriae
Mormon school?
OaksParcel
A school in southern Alberta. Over 95% of the students were Mormon and there were Mormon books and Brigham Young posters everywhere.
TigerTheWolfChild
Would this be Raymond by any chance?
OaksParcel
It was a good school, though. Mormon kids are nice even though they seem a little backwards sometimes.
KillingTheJoke1
Ballin is hell on dress shoes though. Source: I was a mormon missionary
ClearEyesFullHearts
I feel like you should do one of those 'These are my work stories' posts.
KillingTheJoke1
Interesting...
ClearEyesFullHearts
Something interesting had to happen out there. I'm sure of it.
KillingTheJoke1
Yeah, it's two years in rural areas on foot/on bike. There were stories, but I wonder what would be interesting to Imgur
everydaygenericposter
Don't you mean 'heck' on dress shoes?
KillingTheJoke1
No, hell. I'm not one anymore
TheCaydeUnit
Regular mormon, christian or other?
KillingTheJoke1
Nothing for me now, thanks
ForFOXSake18
Same here! Left the church and all its bull shit
KillingTheJoke1
Oh, regular mormon
mvp84
Why not