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iShouldBeWorking42
The swoleton
labouka
HUMAN! YOU ARE VISITED BY THE SWOLE PAPYRUS! ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE MY NATURAL PROWESS IN CALCIUM INTAKE, HUMAN!
Rememberthatoneusername
0 fuckin damage
calenotceil
ARussianAndHisBike
scnottaken
Damn beat me to it. Was gonna include the typo though.
YourLackOfTrustDisturbing
Thank mr skeltal
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
Stupid sexy skeleton.
yuyufan43
@op, I almost died in the hospital last year from Hypocalcemia. If you're lying about giving me good calcium, Imma hunt you down! +1
thatonepokenerd
AbridgedKirito
Nyeh!
InquisitiveRaptor
he will be a mighty warrior in the skeleton wars
BlurpyTheRabid
That's exactly how Papyrus sees himself. =P
Anna00Nukem
@eavenPayne YOU'RE ENGLISH TEACHER
PostmasterG
doot
boomable
Just needs some sunglasses and a plate of spaghetti.
r000t
Nice pun, but you need to put a little more... backbone... into it.
boomable
I'll try a little harder to-marrow. I don't have the spine to try now.
AbridgedKirito
And a shirt that says "jog boy"
yuggmeister
AlkeneThiol
This gif is posted on literally every single front page post that has a skeleton in it, ever.
youroldfrienddarkness
Shit
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
ShoobaL00
DaithiUK
.
Blackd0nuts
Where dis come from?
ShoobaL00
https://youtu.be/FufL80hJsP8
noctynight
https://media2.giphy.com/media/N8MrMxZbVIfSw/giphy.gif
jbrandon
updoot anyway
EvilDustMan
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/steamtradingcards/images/b/bb/PapyrusArtwork.jpg
yuyufan43
I have to take 22 calcium pills a day due to Hypocalcemia and having my thyroid removed. If OP's lying, I'm coming for 'em!
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
I work in an endocrinologist's office. I can get you a new thyroid for the right price.
yuyufan43
Only if it's the most beautiful butterfly shaped thyroid you have!
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
It's more of a Bat-a-Rang shape but it's still pretty beautiful
yuyufan43
I'll take it! Will you accept a jar of teeth as payment? That's all I have at the moment.
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
Yes, but only quality molars. Don't think you can trick me with pathetic canines
NeverTooSoon
Didn't know Skeletor was doing nudes.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
He's doing a lot more than that.
DeusexNihilo
somebody skipped core day
olesiel
"this is what peak spookyness looks like"
ZavierGarcia
Dragonfries
Doot you even spoop!?
ColonFilth
12spoopy24me
Treblaine
"You may not like it, but this is what it is"
peridotstar
I wonder if he goes here
ASongOfPissAndFarts
fire ze missiles!
kutku
But I'm le tired
ArmyteCel
Then take a nap.. and then FIRE ZE MISSLES
DantzerDaDon
You can have all the upvotes
olesiel
Maybe can haz more?
DarthFutuza
jplays
Skipped rib day.
ohHiMark2000
Damn he's thicc
AbridgedKirito
Skelepuns incoming. Open replies at own risk.
AbridgedKirito
What does a skeleton say to the other skeleton who's about to eat? "Bone apetit"
AbridgedKirito
Err, not sure if I misspelled that.
AbridgedKirito
Why are skeletons good workers? They all ways put their backbone into their work.
AbridgedKirito
Why are skeletons bad bodyguards? They can't keep an eye on the person they're protecting.
AbridgedKirito
Why don't skeletons take over the world? They don't have the balls to do it.
AbridgedKirito
Skeletons always work themselves down to the bone.
AbridgedKirito
Skeletons are always calm. Nothing gers under their skin.
AbridgedKirito
Why is it easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you? You can always see right through them.
AbridgedKirito
I find skeleton puns humerus
AbridgedKirito
Wowie, that sure was a skele-ton of puns.
AbridgedKirito
What is a skeletons favourite instrument? The trombone.
46853
No sarah, it's fucking bongos. God, we talked about this..!
AbridgedKirito
Tibia honest I could tell a femur jokes.
AbridgedKirito
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles.
Haltmann
Could've sworn the answer was snow proof roof tiles.
ChefCat
TrebleClefy
GOOD
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
START ME UP INSIDE
calenotceil
(CANT START UP)
theblackhole08
START ME UP INSIDE
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAELECTRICSPACEWIZARD
STARRTT MEEEEE
FuckFuckAndGrabAss
Im'ma upvote...
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Can someone add an upvote icon to this. I'm too lazy
HappyEngineer
'no need to upvote' made me want to upvote even more
AkirasSpirit3
Oh no. HE'S USING THE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!
theblackhole08
It's super effective !
Irishitup
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
MRW you tell your girl that you are TOTALLY interested in what she is talking about
theslybanananana
No need to upvote? I smell reverse psychology
Shmaaw
You may be having a seizure. I don't think you're supposed to smell abstract ideas.
theslybanananana
Hmm.. So that explains why the sun's screaming
cultofthegreenarrow
That's fine. It's when everything is on a cob that you really have to start worrying.
Shmaaw
Is it screaming at you to kill and burn? Cause that's normal, it incites me dawn till dusk. It's the smells I'd be worried about.
BurntRamen
https://youtu.be/ZMYCqoe7r1A
AbridgedKirito
No. It's screaming because you're watching teletubbies.
Arracor
*Rick & Morty Schwiftposting mascot here*
BeelzebubIsMyName
he's big boned
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
...For you.
peridotstar
I bet I know where he goes to lift
ashmenon
He sure gave ME a big bone
timetCandyCat
*Thicc af
DarthFutuza
Sauroctonus
You can say that again.
RohBear
...but not where it counts
SOIXONTENEUFguy
ZZZINGER!
BeelzebubIsMyName
he's a grower not a shower
jrntn
who'd shower in bones
OfficialJoeBiden
Don't kink shame.
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AngelDistortion
Underated comment of the year. 500 upvotes pls
MidnightBlue7
This deserved more upvotes.
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THESHOUTINGTURTLE
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