The IRS dude insisted that I just sit there quietly while he took nearly three hours to fill out a three-year payment booklet. He had to hand-compute all the interest for 36 monthly payments. (btw, this was in the 1970s) When he was finally done, he said I could speak now. The look on his face when I handed him a check for the full amount was priceless. I tried to tell him. He insisted I stfu until he was done. So be it.
ProppaGanda
Keep training that bird to steal from other people
signedinjusttocomment
Very cute,but magpies can get fucked.
natachan
Magpie: u fukin wot mate? Blank paper? Ur havin a laff
superheavydeathmetal
“No. I need blue.”
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Aaaurelius
Black billed magpies are the best.
Wraid
bloody magpies!
EatinButtsAndBustinNuts
It's little tippy taps on the floor ❤️
rustyroo1
Cash only please.
ItsStillJustTina
No one accepts checks anymore...
tinyfootprints
The IRS dude insisted that I just sit there quietly while he took nearly three hours to fill out a three-year payment booklet. He had to hand-compute all the interest for 36 monthly payments. (btw, this was in the 1970s) When he was finally done, he said I could speak now. The look on his face when I handed him a check for the full amount was priceless. I tried to tell him. He insisted I stfu until he was done. So be it.
SidneyStratton
Cash only. Did you try credit card?
petety
Can it really know?
BellsTheorem
I wouldn't put it past them learning that one is valuable and the other is not simply from watching their humans interact with it.
TheMellowPeril
Stop training that bird to steal from other people
wolfgee1966
Futchm
That is how dinosaurs say "Where's my money, bitch?"
Neurisko
*$3.50
redundancy
frozenbabylon
That's a "u wot m8" face.
lolfighter
"The fuck is this?"
thatguyfromny
You stole that bird from other people!
Invisibleman1921
Bitch better have my money.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Training your bird to steal for you, eh? I like your style!
SteveTheEgg
You start down the path of training crows to steal will eventually lead to murder.
JohnnyFiveAces
I read that in the voice of Cave Johnson. "Poor and have a bird? Let's solve this thing!"
HandoB4Javert
It's murder with crowss.
louster
Magpies are so cool. The ones that visit my windowsill still don't trust me really but it's a lot of fun watching them squabble.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
...that's a very British view...
Soboredwithlife
It's a propa ganda
tinytyrant
what sort of bird... looks like a corvid... magpie oe something?
MyBigMouth
Eurasian Magpie or Common Magpie.
triggrhaapi
swoop there it is.
tinytyrant
trippingthelightfantastic
hetnkik999
I like your dragon.
tarataqa
BellsTheorem
I want one of these.
Cilvaa
-25 social credit
Chemicalbondage
+25 dollars ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
migratingotter
He’s just being a contributing member of his family.
firlefranz
That’s what i’d call a crowded drawer…
firlefranz
20 Chinese Yuan = 0.000000016 US Dollar (USD)
Date (today): 10. July 2024 12:03 PM (GMT)
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