ZacharyIsBadAtLife
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#memes #meme #funny #awesome #pizzaselfdefence
Nov 21, 2020 11:45 PM
ZacharyIsBadAtLife
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1575
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#memes #meme #funny #awesome #pizzaselfdefence
lionel1024
That's some Food War shit right there.
sbristow
https://www.houstonherald.com/news/delaware-shop-owner-throws-pizza-at-would-be-robber/article_bf0835e8-c617-11ea-8a84-e73579955109.html
captaintern28
Is the pizza that offensive?
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
So you're saying it was... Hand tossed?
sc363
Ninja turtles did this exactly!
ElbowDeepInUserSub
You're talking mad smack for someone inside of pie range.
pizzapartyhard
pzummo
If you throw a pizza at me, I’ll thank you and come back for more.
mjangelvortex
The thief:
sbristow
https://www.houstonherald.com/news/delaware-shop-owner-throws-pizza-at-would-be-robber/article_bf0835e8-c617-11ea-8a84-e73579955109.html
GoblinFleeingWithPants
Dude was fighting The Brickster.
Orangicus
Of course, he didn't wait for it to cool down.
gekkepoes
Hmm. added bacon, extra stilton, some chili oil.
YangKoete
If it's hot enough, that's gonna burn. It's hot and it's ready, bitch.
Mrbrown512
*insert “call a delivery driver, but not for me
mynameisbenhello
Alright im just gonna say its not much of a robbery if you throw your merchandise at them
firstmiddlemiddlelastlast
If it was right out of the oven that could scald a mf
Alexkorobeiniki
Former little caesars employee here, can confirm, have literal burn scar from pizza sauce on arm.
JorElmasterofscheduling
This. I've worked in a pizza shop for 5 years. Sauce and molten cheese can be like hellfire.
AvraCadaver
You want a pizza this?
KnifeKnut
AntRam95
Only the weak hate pizza with pineapple
KnifeKnut
You are invited to join https://www.reddit.com/r/KnightsOfPineapple/
MarkRavingMad
HA-DOUGH-KEN!
mystichead
Fuckin shit... Excellent
GodsFoot
You... I like you
PostMoThoin
You want a pizz a me?
Isi151e
You win, perfect
RadicalRaizex
Well played. +1