GuevesaBriar
70092
2936
44
Nov 20, 2020 1:57 AM
GuevesaBriar
70092
2936
44
Starbolt81
"So, sir, have you decided on how you would like your interior decorated?" "I was thinking 'Middle-eastern Dictator'." "Excellent choice"
PhiloniusPhlox
It was designed in Sims 2 by a 12 year old
StrictlyBull
its like if liberace wanted a bungalow.
andiroo42
If it ain’t baroque...
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
That needs redecorating with TNT
Lawrieberkeley
I like it....
tototototoro
Mebe Russians. They like a bit of schlock too. Or even Serb they all have similar bad taste when they indulge it.
cellfreeDNA
“Like it’s a statement rather than a side effect of genuine tastelessness” ? loved that
sirinigo
It's a brothel, obviously
dawnelita
I am here for that blue and gold faux baroque room
DustenSalinas
Thought Hobby Lobby stole the original Amber Room, nope... fort worth home.
Nakiepanda
That entire house is just... Horrible
ScottBugVillain
Trump’s Post-Presidential palace?
HuskerCO
It's the Trump's halfway house when they get released from prison.
mycleverusernameisthis
Did Donny decorate that?
Quessir
Not enough gold.
StrangePaegan
Gawds, it looks like they hired Donald Trump as their interior designer.
NapkinBob
Goes to zoom in to see baseboard issues. Finds one big 75 meter image. Thanks but no.
TheCutestCl4pTP
Thank you!! I knew I couldn’t have been the only one with this issue.
persnicketyemu
Please make more of these posts. I love them
MBdub210
You’ll have to look on tumblr
ImaFullNudeTypaBitch
Imagine slipping on that heart bathtub and smashing TF out of your tailbone.
beaubrent
On the other hand, sick of seeing everybody use the same damn design of everything. At least this is different.
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Yeah, no shiplap
HeRulesWithARubberFist
The bathtub commentary has me dying haha +111111
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Also, wallpaper next to a tub?
HeRulesWithARubberFist
Insane!!
Thatginger967
Calm down it's just Rococo
ednamillion22
Nah, it’d have to be done a billion times better to be “just Rococo.” This is Trumpy, tacky terribleness.
Thatginger967
Although to be fair there is absolutely nothing calm about Rococo
Hibs06
How much were they asking for?
Vacationdad
180k, this house is in my town and several of us have actually considered buying it
UnoriginalPoster2000
Forgiveness
perey
magila
Bout Tree Fiddy.
gearsmith
This is an Indian style, I've seen a lot of similar styles locally in BC, Canada, but never to this extreme.
Laylah77
Indian style? It’s overdone French to the gills.
gearsmith
Don't forget how prolific the French were. They had a strong influence in places like India and Vietnam.
laserite
My thought as well initially. We have Indian neighbors and their house is fucking bonkers gilded like this.
Theamazingpop
I was thinking the same thing. I had an Indian boss whose house was janky-ornate like this. There were statues everywhere and an aviary.
meldritchhoerrors
I just moved to BC! Please send examples!
Voxnobilus
If someone turned on a black light in the house it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting
drdildamesh
Mozart in the front, Pollock in the back.
Tinsoldat
Probably a swinger's house.
fbutt09
Or an eccentric porn producer emulating a Hugh Hefner
Thewinterisstillhere
I was swinger and swinging in that house should have been the best way to stop swinging. This is so fucking too much.
drmrsthemonarchscleanwhitepanties
That is a house for swingers.
fbutt09
The hip hop vip
avocadosnumber6022
Giggity! Giggity!
HedonistBeard
As an ex-swinger, I think you must be thinking about some other form of pervert. As other forms of pervert, I think you might be wrong.
StillBreathin
Perfect interior for some kick ass porn. Think!
REAGANSMASH84
Old brothel
Stephen9000
Makes sense
petpet3d
Airbnb gold mine
yourbassist
PupShadowDMcTaggart
The house in my backyard was built in 1964-67; it had a custom cabinet to hold a glass tube TV set and stereo, and almost identical
perey
Normal, except for the lack of shadows making it look (as they said) like a video game asset.
DarthMaddness
Some one just showed there age..lmao
yourbassist
It is possible to learn about things that existed from before you were born. Novel concept, lmao.
asanother
I think it's more the absurdity of this almost completely normal room existing in this insane house.
SouthAlexander
I...actually really like this room?
Jonnythetrout
Ditch the 1970s carpet and TV, and you have an amazing great room!
yourbassist
New flooring and some paint and it'll look pretty nice.
EggFooYung
Replace the carpet with a dark hardwood that matches the exposed beams and trim.
imthemotherflipin
Because we're all searching for it... https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/300-Noble-Ave-Fort-Worth-TX-76140/29184621_zpid/
lordsmojo
You are my hero
AnythingMuchShorter
I like how the description just tries to gloss over the crazy décor like a renter might not notice.
DarthZartanyus
The details section says there's no bathrooms in that house despite the fact that there's pictures of at least two bathrooms in that house.
DarthZartanyus
Apparently there's also no cooling. In Texas. Where the average summer temp is almost 100 degrees fahrenheit.
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DarthZartanyus
I don't know. If I was gonna buy or rent a house I think the bathrooms would one of the most important rooms to be comfortable with.
DarthZartanyus
Also, that rent is... suspiciously cheap. Something seems off to me.
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DarthZartanyus
No joke, I live in a pretty standard 2 bedroom/1 bath apartment and my rent is about half the price of that house's rent.
littlemuseling
Built in the 74, likely has AC-the agent likely didn’t fill out the listing. I live in the area and houses w/out have window units.
littlemuseling
Also rent is market. Everman is known for being a poorer area with bad schools.
DarthZartanyus
Right, that makes sense.
iamyourdensity
How much coke y’all think was consumed in this place?
JoPickled
All of it
CaffeineEnabler
Most of it
realargonwolf
Yes.
zerkalot
None... this is a curious case of loads of LSD...
BeanMugged
All of it!
drdildamesh
At least a two liter.
Consolidatedheadmelter
Sooooo much
FractalChainsaw
At least seven.
iCommentTopComments
Yes
GinOClock
All the time all the time
TheOneAndOnlySomething
The dining room is like the inside of a faberge egg
squintish
Faberge eggs were exquisitely crafted and do not deserve to be insulted in this fashion.
astroboy86
You mean Wallmart Fabergé Egg
Nize426
I actually think it's pretty well designed. Terrible design for a house, but I think it's on point for what they were going for.
TheOneAndOnlySomething
It looks beautiful in a "I'd hate to live here" kinda way
LysergicLentil
Blue is an unappetising colour, terrible choice for kitchen/dining. Most blue/purple plants in nature are poisonous and only few are edible.
ReginaKasteen
*sad blueberry noises*
EmmaReiki
Oddly enough, if you pulp a blueberry it is red, and if you skin one the interior is green and the skin is black... soooo... ya.
Soufange
And if you cook them they are a deep purple. Make it make sense!!