Mar 17, 2022 2:59 AM
MissDeeMeanor
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IndianCowboy
And that's why you don't put practical pockets in women clothing /s
ZougasNewFist
That's got to be about 4,000,000 rubles worth. Or $3.50
sinkingotter
access
I'm actually more impressed than I am mad about this. I'd struggle to carry that much even if I had bags.
mmiigg
I just find this sad.
alisterrhodes
They were trying to make a clean getaway
Kakeukh
That's why women want pockets so badly?!?
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Damn, which perks give her so much inventory capacity?
ApacheStache
17 items. Those are some DEEP pockets.
Newfangledtomfoolery
Bed/Bath be gone.
Raoin
Fucken Marie Poppins hand bag over here...
VaclavUrbanek
And women keep complaining they don't have pockets!!!
Rocksteady412
When you walk around the story for an hour but leave w nothing they know your stealing.
Davmoran
This lady has a cvs in her pockets, my wives pockets can’t hold her keys and Id at the same time
WaxDragon
It's a clown car for cleanliness!
Shimbo00
Why the hell does she still have the basket on her arm? She ain’t shopping there no more.
MeowMachine12
Ya, you right
gerhardpascher
In Russia you must have a basket or shopping cart in the shop.
leetch
i didnt read the title as i was scrolling. it looked like she was getting her ass smacked
ryansmVillain
That’s a different shoplifting video
LordFancypantsicus
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Kwtch
Fake! Womens clothes don't have pockets so this can't be real
hisdudenesselduderino
Bitch just wants to be clean, let her go!
Betterbecauseofthem
Alterfang
*In Lance Reddick voice during dead-on stare* This is mine now..
GondwanaCraton
I'll just be taking this here rug to use in my own crib, thank you very much!
ChristopherHallett
Remember, if you see someone shoplifting food, no you didn't. Mind your business.
AnastasiaM007
Depends. The couple we saw hide $400 in top steaks? Off to jail. The lady stealing hamburger helper, rice and beans? $100 gift card.
Jail, for stealing steaks? Really? It's still food. Why do you hate the poor?
Sorry. Stealing filet mignon and ribeye isn't because you're poor. It's because you're lazy and or greedy. A couple of steaks go to the
400 in steaks isn't because you're poor. It's because you're greedy or lazy. A couple of steaks in the fridge and the rest converted to cash
They had a history of this. By their history and confession, the meat would have been $40 in meth in an hour or two. Cant/won't sympathize.
Lmao, filet steaks are small and easy to hide. The value isn't what matters. I can tell you've never been poor.
SoberAndBored
Where I live they steal makeup and meat cos they're small, high value and easy to sell.
Ghlargh
I want to know who buys meat from random shoplifters. I guess it's restaurants and i want to avoid those restaurants.
sean8102
Yea, I worked at Walmart part time while I was going to college. People stealing hamburger meat, or steaks was a pretty common thing.
Xerrai
I feel bad she felt the need to steal soap? I dont think that was the intended purpose of the video but there is it
Onsvaltti
Yeah. That's a lot of cleaning products. :/
FlyingMonkeyButt
They’re easy to re sell
westellar
"Need" is a strong word for various brand name products and two bottles of alcohol. She didn't exactly steal food or medicine, here.
sneakypoo
I feel like if she was stealing out of necessity she'd take one or two bottles. This is something else entirely.
UnitPieBeast
I don't know, if you're taking the risk of being caught, better take all you can in one go. Not a bottle every week
Bigger risk taking multiple items, each time is a chance you get caught. Plus the weight in the clothes is a giveaway for trained eyes.
Plus a "normal" person who doesn't really want to steal wouldn't just go all out.
Exyr
In the US if youre confronted before you pay you can just say you were holding it. They can't really do anything until you're past the 1/2
Anonawesome
Had a cashier try to scold me for carrying products in my motorcycle helmet once. 100% ignored.
Addrammelech
Holding it in your bra?
Donaldbeag
That could convince a jury if you were indeed holding it in your hand. No one’s would be fooled stuffed in your special shoplifting coat!
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Nope. Concealment of merchandise.
Register and out the door. Mileage may vary.
Lugh314159
Yeah.... that definitely varies by state.
IMainReinhardt
Here in the state of Florida the moment it's concealed on your person it can be considered shoplifting. If it goes in a pocket, it counts.
MeekrabJones
You can try, but legally you're still on the hook. This tactic relies on shop owners and employees being ignorant of how shoplifting works.
Oh of course you actually have the money available to pay for it. Other wise you entered the building with intent.
agret
So you're saying that carrying your debit/credit card is a get out of jail free card?
Even with enough money to pay for it, you can still prove intent to steal pretty easily. Happens all the time.
Like I said mileage may vary and this is a good reason why that mileage will vary. Thank you for correcting what I said.
DYLANLEE79
It's all cheap shit.
BitRoyal
It's also a staged video. People begging for upvotes often don't have a large budget. And those who have the budget are even worse.
itsahorse
She probably didn't steal to sell.
PalaverQuader
the problem with petty theft: people steal shit like toiletpaper. because theft worth millions is only ok when u wear a business suit ;)
rtdivinity090
Not about the product its the thrill of hoe much you can get away with. Serious illness kelptomanic I think
uzetaab
That IS the point. Easy to convert into cash if they are cheap, but have enough value to equal a day's wage once sold. Frankly, she is -
probably earning more money than the woman who caught her for much less effort.
GeForcen
I have seen criminal records for theft - shoplifting just a chocolate bar. Too many women have the same for stealing makeup from Boots.
raminagrobis
Dove and Le Petit Marseillais body wash, not exactly cheap. This bottle alone is $6 where I live.
Torsun
2 for like 3€ where im from
Kingoftheblind
I can not recommend that stuff, too much perfume. Irritates my skin.
pyroshen
That's a giant bottle for only $6 in value. Lots of smaller things worth way more.
finally someone with RPG knowledge! never take the loot that has a 1 : 1 weight/price ratio.
Exactly!! Amulets sell for more and take up less space.
SocialismForTheRichCapitalismForThePoor
Russia?
ionlyregisteredtosavelinks
Criminal and thieving and otherwise horrible? It's a match!
DownUnderDanny
nat300Lord
They're speaking Russian, but with an accent. Not sure it's Russia.
BellsTheorem
I imagine you are going to see a lot of this in Russia in the next few weeks.
HolyDelver
It's a "special shopping operation"
BabySharkEtc
Then it's not theft, just a special shop operation to liberate the goods from the fascist store owners. /S
Landstander101
Total hull 30000 rubles or about threefidy
jerbern1
That amounts to about 3 cents nowadays
CptBoomBoom
287.34 according to the online converter.
potatoardvarkhybrid
doing a "Putin in Ukraine" - i.e. take what you want - because you are a cunt.
Handyolo
And yet she still manages to wear her mask properly throughout the entire ordeal. In the US she's be dick nosing and screaming about blm.
I donno if I consider petty theft from a conglomerate a trait of a cunt.
It isn't exemplary.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Not necessarily. Very possible, but I've seen these kinds of shenanigans in the US as well.
SalmySwims
Someone says "Davai" which can be "Come on" or "Give it"
SKabanov
The worker's wearing the St George ribbon (4 sec in), which is used as a patriotic symbol in Russia, plus the Cyrillic in the background.
In the U.S., retail employees are told to just let them go if the police aren't there. Do not try to detain or confront.
GrumpyOldMillennial
She says "Idi suda" when the thief tries to leave. That is Russian for "come here." So Russia or Russian speaking country.
Oh, I suspected the original vid was russian (cashier(?)'s sweater, russian words on merch left of cam), I've just seen this in the US, too.
That said, I know there's a brand called Euro Foods that has a selection of products and employees with familiarity in the Russian area.
*store brand
endrega
It's kind of sad how "Russia? Russia." used to be a joke. Like oh those slavs and their Adidas tracksuit shenanigans. But now, not so much.
TstgKirby
Goods need to be paid ? Wash cycle continues ? People suffer whichever side .Clean Russians ? Shoplifting is shoplifting . Large pockets ?
Are you having a stronk? Do I need to call a bondulance?
Ha ha . YES .
Obviously .
Muunk
NGL, I'm impressed by that pocket capacity.
Skaboofle
https://youtu.be/LsqH7s7L9ak This ks how the pros do it!
Fryfryfryfry
A bag of holding
drziod
would be great for the movies
Sakabashira
Nah, it’s just a coat designed for men. Notice how it has no fake or tiny pockets.
MisunderstoodAsshole
?
AnOceanOfStars
FabulouslyTiti
Coat of Holding. 8D
Lulabel73
Cut holes in the pockets to use the lining as one big pocket
Humanfrenchfry
Gotta put your skill points into something
Grimmrog
but if you only put them into extended pocketing and not into pickpocketing then you made bad choices.
TakenCourier
Is this why women's clothing are not allowed to have pockets?
OnionCutter
affe0811
my good i think you are on to something here
Primotimewaster
It is a shoplifting coat. They add internal pockets. She should take off the coat cuz there's a lot more merchandise still hidden.
OpossumJesusHasRisen
Well now the pea coat I'm adding loads of hidden pockets to (so I can feel like the Marquis from Neverwhere) feels a lot more shady....
theshinobi23
Idk about internal pockets, but it looks like the pocket was cut to allow access to the full space of the coat, where all the padding is.
psychoreo
This is the correct answer. Cut the pocket, fill between the layers of the coat.
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
That’s not padding, it’s merchandise.
GerberLegalTeam
Think that's a woman in that coat? Ha, it's filled with nothing but merchandise.
thewalkinged
C'mon it's 2022 you can't go talking about women's bottoms like that.
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
I’ve seen someone in a LARP have so many weapons on her that it took about as long to remove the weapons for a diplomatic scene. She still 1
2 had enough blades on her to put one under the chin of someone mocking her new "unarmed" status, have it forcefully removed and flash 2
Flash her teammates 2 more daggers.
jl2t17ilra8m17c
I guess it would've been dangerous fr her to run & fall from a high enough place, then.
NotADodgeBallCannon
Are the weapons in LARP have to made of a safe material or can you use metal?
LARPs usually use either bought safe weapons like fiberglass with latex or home made PVC covered in foam like pipe cover and held together 1
2With duct tape.Using actual swords (Live Blade) is usually in historical reconstitutions and, I assume, Ren Fairs. Lookup Battle of Nations
If you want to see actual european swordfight. I hear the Russians have state sponsored teams and they actually try to hurt the competitors.
About Bows: I saw a kid (about 12) who brought actual arrows with an actual bow (LARP bow are usually about 10-12 pounds pressure, actual 1
Actual Bows are far stronger) who wanted to use his arrows. He only taped some cut cushion filling on top on the arrows. His dad pleaded 2
He worked a lot to make the arrows safe. My friend who was checking weapons for safety before the event took the bow, show an arrow at a 3
IliveIdyeIliveagain
SFW
Shineupordown
Damn shame its a sfw :D
Damn! I kept thinking "ok that's gotta be the last pair" over and over lol.
AlexSomething
Is that the revered Onion Knight?
eXoRainbow
I was not ready for this. It almost look like a cartoon.
LespritDeLescalier22
This should be made into a never ending pants removal loop. Can anyone give an assist?
kornikopic
But wait! There's more.
Gwego
hardfive
I came here for this. And you delivered.
jelladelta
What else must a woman do to get more pockets??
TheUtahn
How many layers to get to the chocolatey center?
ProgeriaProstitutes
Must be warm
I both do and do not want to play strip poker with her.
CanadianEngineer
I mean, you say that but I would NOT watch that at work. Let’s just call it PG-14..
GreyNotGray
The hips DO LIE!
IWasACatAllAlong
Oh god it keeps going.
BigTandLaVerne
Sledding pants
ItsSebee
Legs are prolly blue
GlenL
https://i.gifer.com/SCNF.mp4
jamesComputerSmasher
Just pick up a stack of jeans and walk out...wayyy easier
overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
I panic little when my foot gets trapped in my pants leg as I'm taking them off. This gif made me break out in a cold sweat.
SoMuchPooPooSon
SFW? Sort of...
NinetiesBoomer
Slower!
ChupacabraRoyale
I had an awful boyfriend when I was a teen who I found out would do this but I think he only did 3-4 at a time, the slacker.
I am not playing strip - poker, if she keeps cheating like that.
maddcovv
The secret ingredient is crime
Gaelwyn
That’s impressive. But I’m curious how well she can walk with all those on.
ministryofpeace
Obviously not well enough to not be caught
PxC4
Likely not well which probably gave her away
MamaRosie
W-why?
Probably stealing those from a clothing store.
Evillairforrent
Shoplifting
Harg89
This is how you get tons of clothes onto a plane with a limited baggage allowance.
PoppinLochNessHopster
You would literally die, almost guaranteed blood clot.
wekilledbambi03
They won’t even let you on the plane when the body scanners can’t penetrate 30 layers.
Wetceleryandaflyinghelmet
My record is 3 pairs of pants
30H1PPU5
My grandma lives in Florida and we frequently fly to visit her. Most of us normal folks just keep a few outfits in a closet at her house. My
Dad insists on wearing 4 outfits onto the plane. I think he does it out of spite. He won’t even use a carry on.
That’s some next level shit
IndianCowboy
And that's why you don't put practical pockets in women clothing /s
ZougasNewFist
That's got to be about 4,000,000 rubles worth. Or $3.50
sinkingotter
access
I'm actually more impressed than I am mad about this. I'd struggle to carry that much even if I had bags.
mmiigg
I just find this sad.
alisterrhodes
They were trying to make a clean getaway
Kakeukh
That's why women want pockets so badly?!?
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Damn, which perks give her so much inventory capacity?
ApacheStache
17 items. Those are some DEEP pockets.
Newfangledtomfoolery
Bed/Bath be gone.
Raoin
Fucken Marie Poppins hand bag over here...
VaclavUrbanek
And women keep complaining they don't have pockets!!!
Rocksteady412
When you walk around the story for an hour but leave w nothing they know your stealing.
Davmoran
This lady has a cvs in her pockets, my wives pockets can’t hold her keys and Id at the same time
WaxDragon
It's a clown car for cleanliness!
Shimbo00
Why the hell does she still have the basket on her arm? She ain’t shopping there no more.
MeowMachine12
Ya, you right
gerhardpascher
In Russia you must have a basket or shopping cart in the shop.
leetch
i didnt read the title as i was scrolling. it looked like she was getting her ass smacked
ryansmVillain
That’s a different shoplifting video
LordFancypantsicus
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Kwtch
Fake! Womens clothes don't have pockets so this can't be real
hisdudenesselduderino
Bitch just wants to be clean, let her go!
Betterbecauseofthem
Alterfang
*In Lance Reddick voice during dead-on stare* This is mine now..
GondwanaCraton
I'll just be taking this here rug to use in my own crib, thank you very much!
ChristopherHallett
Remember, if you see someone shoplifting food, no you didn't. Mind your business.
AnastasiaM007
Depends. The couple we saw hide $400 in top steaks? Off to jail. The lady stealing hamburger helper, rice and beans? $100 gift card.
ChristopherHallett
Jail, for stealing steaks? Really? It's still food. Why do you hate the poor?
AnastasiaM007
Sorry. Stealing filet mignon and ribeye isn't because you're poor. It's because you're lazy and or greedy. A couple of steaks go to the
AnastasiaM007
400 in steaks isn't because you're poor. It's because you're greedy or lazy. A couple of steaks in the fridge and the rest converted to cash
AnastasiaM007
They had a history of this. By their history and confession, the meat would have been $40 in meth in an hour or two. Cant/won't sympathize.
ChristopherHallett
Lmao, filet steaks are small and easy to hide. The value isn't what matters. I can tell you've never been poor.
SoberAndBored
Where I live they steal makeup and meat cos they're small, high value and easy to sell.
Ghlargh
I want to know who buys meat from random shoplifters. I guess it's restaurants and i want to avoid those restaurants.
sean8102
Yea, I worked at Walmart part time while I was going to college. People stealing hamburger meat, or steaks was a pretty common thing.
Xerrai
I feel bad she felt the need to steal soap? I dont think that was the intended purpose of the video but there is it
Onsvaltti
Yeah. That's a lot of cleaning products. :/
FlyingMonkeyButt
They’re easy to re sell
westellar
"Need" is a strong word for various brand name products and two bottles of alcohol. She didn't exactly steal food or medicine, here.
sneakypoo
I feel like if she was stealing out of necessity she'd take one or two bottles. This is something else entirely.
UnitPieBeast
I don't know, if you're taking the risk of being caught, better take all you can in one go. Not a bottle every week
sneakypoo
Bigger risk taking multiple items, each time is a chance you get caught. Plus the weight in the clothes is a giveaway for trained eyes.
sneakypoo
Plus a "normal" person who doesn't really want to steal wouldn't just go all out.
Exyr
In the US if youre confronted before you pay you can just say you were holding it. They can't really do anything until you're past the 1/2
Anonawesome
Had a cashier try to scold me for carrying products in my motorcycle helmet once. 100% ignored.
Addrammelech
Holding it in your bra?
Donaldbeag
That could convince a jury if you were indeed holding it in your hand. No one’s would be fooled stuffed in your special shoplifting coat!
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Nope. Concealment of merchandise.
Exyr
Register and out the door. Mileage may vary.
Lugh314159
Yeah.... that definitely varies by state.
IMainReinhardt
Here in the state of Florida the moment it's concealed on your person it can be considered shoplifting. If it goes in a pocket, it counts.
MeekrabJones
You can try, but legally you're still on the hook. This tactic relies on shop owners and employees being ignorant of how shoplifting works.
Exyr
Oh of course you actually have the money available to pay for it. Other wise you entered the building with intent.
agret
So you're saying that carrying your debit/credit card is a get out of jail free card?
MeekrabJones
Even with enough money to pay for it, you can still prove intent to steal pretty easily. Happens all the time.
Exyr
Like I said mileage may vary and this is a good reason why that mileage will vary. Thank you for correcting what I said.
DYLANLEE79
It's all cheap shit.
BitRoyal
It's also a staged video. People begging for upvotes often don't have a large budget. And those who have the budget are even worse.
itsahorse
She probably didn't steal to sell.
PalaverQuader
the problem with petty theft: people steal shit like toiletpaper. because theft worth millions is only ok when u wear a business suit ;)
rtdivinity090
Not about the product its the thrill of hoe much you can get away with. Serious illness kelptomanic I think
uzetaab
That IS the point. Easy to convert into cash if they are cheap, but have enough value to equal a day's wage once sold. Frankly, she is -
uzetaab
probably earning more money than the woman who caught her for much less effort.
GeForcen
I have seen criminal records for theft - shoplifting just a chocolate bar. Too many women have the same for stealing makeup from Boots.
raminagrobis
Dove and Le Petit Marseillais body wash, not exactly cheap.
This bottle alone is $6 where I live.
Torsun
2 for like 3€ where im from
Kingoftheblind
I can not recommend that stuff, too much perfume. Irritates my skin.
pyroshen
That's a giant bottle for only $6 in value. Lots of smaller things worth way more.
PalaverQuader
finally someone with RPG knowledge! never take the loot that has a 1 : 1 weight/price ratio.
pyroshen
Exactly!! Amulets sell for more and take up less space.
SocialismForTheRichCapitalismForThePoor
Russia?
ionlyregisteredtosavelinks
Criminal and thieving and otherwise horrible? It's a match!
DownUnderDanny
nat300Lord
They're speaking Russian, but with an accent. Not sure it's Russia.
BellsTheorem
I imagine you are going to see a lot of this in Russia in the next few weeks.
HolyDelver
It's a "special shopping operation"
BabySharkEtc
Then it's not theft, just a special shop operation to liberate the goods from the fascist store owners. /S
Landstander101
Total hull 30000 rubles or about threefidy
jerbern1
That amounts to about 3 cents nowadays
CptBoomBoom
287.34 according to the online converter.
potatoardvarkhybrid
doing a "Putin in Ukraine" - i.e. take what you want - because you are a cunt.
Handyolo
And yet she still manages to wear her mask properly throughout the entire ordeal. In the US she's be dick nosing and screaming about blm.
SocialismForTheRichCapitalismForThePoor
I donno if I consider petty theft from a conglomerate a trait of a cunt.
BellsTheorem
It isn't exemplary.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Not necessarily. Very possible, but I've seen these kinds of shenanigans in the US as well.
SalmySwims
Someone says "Davai" which can be "Come on" or "Give it"
SKabanov
The worker's wearing the St George ribbon (4 sec in), which is used as a patriotic symbol in Russia, plus the Cyrillic in the background.
westellar
In the U.S., retail employees are told to just let them go if the police aren't there. Do not try to detain or confront.
GrumpyOldMillennial
She says "Idi suda" when the thief tries to leave. That is Russian for "come here." So Russia or Russian speaking country.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Oh, I suspected the original vid was russian (cashier(?)'s sweater, russian words on merch left of cam), I've just seen this in the US, too.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
That said, I know there's a brand called Euro Foods that has a selection of products and employees with familiarity in the Russian area.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
*store brand
endrega
It's kind of sad how "Russia? Russia." used to be a joke. Like oh those slavs and their Adidas tracksuit shenanigans. But now, not so much.
TstgKirby
Goods need to be paid ? Wash cycle continues ? People suffer whichever side .Clean Russians ? Shoplifting is shoplifting . Large pockets ?
endrega
Are you having a stronk? Do I need to call a bondulance?
TstgKirby
Ha ha . YES .
TstgKirby
TstgKirby
Obviously .
Muunk
NGL, I'm impressed by that pocket capacity.
Skaboofle
https://youtu.be/LsqH7s7L9ak This ks how the pros do it!
Fryfryfryfry
A bag of holding
drziod
would be great for the movies
Sakabashira
Nah, it’s just a coat designed for men. Notice how it has no fake or tiny pockets.
MisunderstoodAsshole
?
AnOceanOfStars
FabulouslyTiti
Coat of Holding. 8D
Lulabel73
Cut holes in the pockets to use the lining as one big pocket
Humanfrenchfry
Gotta put your skill points into something
Grimmrog
but if you only put them into extended pocketing and not into pickpocketing then you made bad choices.
TakenCourier
Is this why women's clothing are not allowed to have pockets?
OnionCutter
affe0811
my good i think you are on to something here
Primotimewaster
It is a shoplifting coat. They add internal pockets. She should take off the coat cuz there's a lot more merchandise still hidden.
OpossumJesusHasRisen
Well now the pea coat I'm adding loads of hidden pockets to (so I can feel like the Marquis from Neverwhere) feels a lot more shady....
theshinobi23
Idk about internal pockets, but it looks like the pocket was cut to allow access to the full space of the coat, where all the padding is.
psychoreo
This is the correct answer. Cut the pocket, fill between the layers of the coat.
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
That’s not padding, it’s merchandise.
GerberLegalTeam
Think that's a woman in that coat? Ha, it's filled with nothing but merchandise.
thewalkinged
C'mon it's 2022 you can't go talking about women's bottoms like that.
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
I’ve seen someone in a LARP have so many weapons on her that it took about as long to remove the weapons for a diplomatic scene. She still 1
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
2 had enough blades on her to put one under the chin of someone mocking her new "unarmed" status, have it forcefully removed and flash 2
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
Flash her teammates 2 more daggers.
jl2t17ilra8m17c
I guess it would've been dangerous fr her to run & fall from a high enough place, then.
NotADodgeBallCannon
Are the weapons in LARP have to made of a safe material or can you use metal?
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
LARPs usually use either bought safe weapons like fiberglass with latex or home made PVC covered in foam like pipe cover and held together 1
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
2With duct tape.Using actual swords (Live Blade) is usually in historical reconstitutions and, I assume, Ren Fairs. Lookup Battle of Nations
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
If you want to see actual european swordfight. I hear the Russians have state sponsored teams and they actually try to hurt the competitors.
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
About Bows: I saw a kid (about 12) who brought actual arrows with an actual bow (LARP bow are usually about 10-12 pounds pressure, actual 1
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
Actual Bows are far stronger) who wanted to use his arrows. He only taped some cut cushion filling on top on the arrows. His dad pleaded 2
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
He worked a lot to make the arrows safe. My friend who was checking weapons for safety before the event took the bow, show an arrow at a 3
IliveIdyeIliveagain
SFW
Shineupordown
Damn shame its a sfw :D
sean8102
Damn! I kept thinking "ok that's gotta be the last pair" over and over lol.
AlexSomething
Is that the revered Onion Knight?
eXoRainbow
I was not ready for this. It almost look like a cartoon.
LespritDeLescalier22
This should be made into a never ending pants removal loop. Can anyone give an assist?
kornikopic
But wait! There's more.
Gwego
hardfive
I came here for this. And you delivered.
jelladelta
What else must a woman do to get more pockets??
TheUtahn
How many layers to get to the chocolatey center?
ProgeriaProstitutes
Must be warm
GondwanaCraton
I both do and do not want to play strip poker with her.
CanadianEngineer
I mean, you say that but I would NOT watch that at work. Let’s just call it PG-14..
GreyNotGray
The hips DO LIE!
IWasACatAllAlong
Oh god it keeps going.
BigTandLaVerne
Sledding pants
ItsSebee
Legs are prolly blue
GlenL
https://i.gifer.com/SCNF.mp4
jamesComputerSmasher
Just pick up a stack of jeans and walk out...wayyy easier
overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
I panic little when my foot gets trapped in my pants leg as I'm taking them off. This gif made me break out in a cold sweat.
SoMuchPooPooSon
SFW? Sort of...
NinetiesBoomer
Slower!
ChupacabraRoyale
I had an awful boyfriend when I was a teen who I found out would do this but I think he only did 3-4 at a time, the slacker.
IndianCowboy
I am not playing strip - poker, if she keeps cheating like that.
maddcovv
The secret ingredient is crime
Gaelwyn
That’s impressive. But I’m curious how well she can walk with all those on.
ministryofpeace
Obviously not well enough to not be caught
PxC4
Likely not well which probably gave her away
MamaRosie
W-why?
sean8102
Probably stealing those from a clothing store.
Evillairforrent
Shoplifting
Harg89
This is how you get tons of clothes onto a plane with a limited baggage allowance.
PoppinLochNessHopster
You would literally die, almost guaranteed blood clot.
wekilledbambi03
They won’t even let you on the plane when the body scanners can’t penetrate 30 layers.
Wetceleryandaflyinghelmet
My record is 3 pairs of pants
30H1PPU5
My grandma lives in Florida and we frequently fly to visit her. Most of us normal folks just keep a few outfits in a closet at her house. My
30H1PPU5
Dad insists on wearing 4 outfits onto the plane. I think he does it out of spite. He won’t even use a carry on.
LespritDeLescalier22
That’s some next level shit