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The pee pee pulsar
Kite, night night
Ring and zing
Hoof in the face
Double fisted while riding the lightning
Hay stack must be 12’8” or less
The pacifier
Relaxing death
Dryer fry her
ELECTRO lux
Pest control
Edit: A shocking water boarding incident
Mail and flail
Summoning the reaper
Gossip kills
Touch the spigot and you kick it
(Needs a name)
Tap it to zap it
Sauce: Electricity is Dangerous, Germany, 1933
Quaxx
Coiren
"double fisted while riding the lightning" a sentence I never thought I'd read, yet understood completely....
youdontknowmylifebitch
These look like suicide ‘how to’ illustrations.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Brand New used some of these for some of their merch a few years back.
goatchuck
Baby's first suicide.
Jawesome19
Thank goodness for being grounded, m I right?!?
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Braden get off the internet. I'm telling your father
klean9
Ipissedmypants
MYNAMEISBOILER
*Washing stops*
ThisMahSwamp
Damn, beat me
BranDohCalrissian
#1 who holds their dick back handed like that??
Nobodywillreadthis
People that are drawn for a book that dont want their dick to show
beatmeouttame
I can definitely say I've seen these a very long time ago in the early 90s out in California. Crazy to pull a distant memory in an instant.
briham86
#6 ZA WARUDO! WRYYYYYYYY!!!
Jetison333
I choose to believe these are all part of one large uninterrupted chain
Gunthervonhinten
1933 germans. Boy, no wonder they voted the NSDAP into power
SergTTL
#1 possesses the power of a laminar flow. No other human can do this.
koldfusion
Path of least resistance! This is why nearly everything is three pronged and grounded these days.
moricai
Did they not have grounding and insulation in the 30's?
blortch
Ok #1. Who holds their junk overhanded when their taking a piss?
swatdattwat
It's the European style. Try yanking one out this way, it ain't half bad
MuadDibAlAmriki
Obviously you lack the proper length and girth to overhand sir.
bobbot
Do you not?
JamesDaviau
Germans, i think this is a German book, or maybe he was just posing for the drawing and didn't want his schwanz to be seen...
Bootsy81
Imagine that was how Fassbender got discovered as a spy in Inglorious Basterds. "you didn't piss the German way".
iamkyleh
Thats what i came to comment. Just looks uncomfortable
Jawesome19
Guys who like to piss on their own hand
FabulousOtters
Guys who are currently dying from electrocution...
PaleNewMoon
What kind of Thomas Edison anti A/C propaganda hoopla is this?
addms
#10 vacuum cleaner taking one for the team.
bane13
You can call #12 "A shocking water boarding incident". *Flashes Dad card and electric slides out the door.*
yourotherpersonalitysucks2
How about the crock pot mortal coil shuffle for the unnamed one??? Lmao! Wooot!
habino
I am always glad i live now where we have already learned what foods are safe for consumption and how to avoid most accidental deaths 1/
habino
outside of stupidity only to learn now we have declined so far we seem to think tide pods are delicious
InsensitiveComments
thought myth busters proved that you cant piss an electrical current because the pee stream isnt steady enough
8itacocati8
QUESTION: Can you get electrocuted if hit by lightning while skydiving?? Or do you have to be grounded to get hit?
Nobodywillreadthis
Could go through you as it has enoug Voltage to cross the Resitance of the air, your body is still the way of less Resistance.
Gunthervonhinten
Why go skydiving in bad weather?
8itacocati8
I wouldn’t, but what if someone did?
Mithi
If you are hit, you are hit. The arc will fry you simply because you are there and not caring about you electrical properties.
8itacocati8
Will you die?
JackalopeElope
Clouds and air are terrible conductors but go through them all the time. Your body is 60% water by mass. Clouds max out at 3 grams per m^3.
JackalopeElope
Amperage is lethal at around 2 amps.Lightning is around 30,000 to 120,000 amps.Lightning has about 500MJ of energy which is equal to138 KWH
dogsarebetterthanhuman
I wouldn't worry too much about the electricity. Be more concerned with the burns on the inside of your body and the air density 1/
dogsarebetterthanhuman
Variance tbat creates the thunder. Either of those would kill u more thoroughly than the electrocution
Nobodywillreadthis
Airplanes get hit all the time
Radix865
But they're also basically faraday cages. And usually they still go through an inspection if they get hit, which is about a once in 2 years.
Nobodywillreadthis
yes, thats why they dont get destroyed. Skydivers are not faraday cages...
GauchoGordo
That's not the only dangerous thing in 1933 Germany....
CoolCatJerry
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Shocking
kryoptik
#1 like can't happen. The farther a stream falls the more it separates into individual droplets which won't conduct back to the source.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Maybe those are like 500 kV lines and it's just a giant arc to his junk.
Jawesome19
Myth busters
Sapotaattori
Electric fence and power line for tram/train is 2 completely different things. Those things can kill people if they climb on roof of train.
JoonasD6
Say the overhead voltage is 25 000 volts. Air has a dielectric constant of about 3 kV/mm meaning that if there's a 3 000 volt potential ...
JoonasD6
... difference over one millimeter, there's a strong enough electric field that can rip electrons off of air molecules and make it ...
JoonasD6
... conducting (electricity will arc). Here the distance would be 25 kV/(3 kV/mm)≈8,3 millimeters. This is your minimum piss separation.
JoonasD6
(For dry air. Taking differing circumstances and general safety guidelines into account, I would stay meters away from those lines.)