Kretduy
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THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH :)
UnknownSquid
"Took Wilson to see the vet today. His foot is fine, but he was a little shit on the table so they had to euthanize him." -said my sister
IratetheD
the euthanise one for sure is me.
blackobluna
You, you pie-eating taint blossom!
sickburn
Half of the fake numbers have toll free area codes. The list would make sense if it wasn't proposed as an anti-creep strategy. How stupid.
GoliathSkittles
#12 what's with the black hole of no "dude" in Texas?
1970sSalsa
...and then the wolves came.
YoureMum
Pompous crotch jockey
BuzzJump
Couldn't continue to enjoy the dump after superman broke a guys head with a rock when near kryptonite which makes him not powerful
imullofmachine
Tone deaf boner biscuit
NeneJPhilly
I do say "dude" a lot… & I mean a *lot*.
Kretduy
Wow dood, #really?
acapellabella3
#12 apparently Marylanders don't refer to each other as anything
iamlurkerllama
Idiotic butt hammer
mrkyde
That dentist/euthanasia one will always have a special place in my heart
HelpMeImFEELINGandImLeaking
Except the dog flowchart should say "can you eat it... no... yes you can"
AaaaandIiiiiiWillAlwaysLoooooooveYooooouuuuuuu
Creepy Sphincter Balloon
TheRealVandalSavage
Just like that gypsy woman said it would happen.
UpRisen
Well my new favorite insult is "Butterface boner waffle"
Itseemedreasonable
Just like the gypsy woman said!
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
I'm not your buddy, pal.
Kretduy
C'mon fella, you're gonna come with that, dood?
cantthinkofanythingwhittyyet
As a welshman I can confirm the corgi one is true
Kretduy
Wow thanks, now it has actual meat
Kretduy
Meaning* xdxd
cantthinkofanythingwhittyyet
Meat was Better
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
#10 I wish I had insurance to cover this procedure... :/
Kretduy
:T
LeighWilsonArt
...and then the wolves came.
TwoDickJohn
#28 yeah I would take the dog instead.
TwoDickJohn
#29
Kretduy
Xd
JackSkellington59
Lot of stuff I haven't seen before, maybe I'm just new though. +1 either way.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
In _this_ economy?
Kretduy
Thanks
castlemacaw
I say bud. How ya doin, bud?
Kretduy
Bud
DennisFroese
#1 me 6 months into the job....
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Kretduy
Is that john belushi?
DennisFroese
The one, the only
IndyAndyJones
The little hand on your watch is hours, not months. It just feels like months.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
... and then the wolves came.
Kretduy
Xd
DeadpoolsTinyHand
ChestnutCritter
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
...just like in my dream
prawnwatcher
Can I get some sauce or the original gif
PlentyOMangos
.
WhySoDucky
I've seen so many Trump/Kim that I'm actually shipping it
Typohime
... but won't Putin get jelly?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
“Is this why Fate brought us together?”
WhySoDucky
But at what cost?
thedroidyourelookinfor
#12 I ain't your bro, fella
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
So... it has come to this.
NapoleonDynOmite
I'm not your fella, dude.
thedroidyourelookinfor
I ain't your dude, buddy
NapoleonDynOmite
I'm not your buddy pal
thedroidyourelookinfor
I'm not your pal, dude
NapoleonDynOmite
I'm not your dude, compadre.
rob7683
Is Jaden Smith using a coconut water as a phone?
Kretduy
Xd i dunno
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Never noticed that before.
soylentbeef
Wait...what the fuck have you been using coconut water for?!
coolguycoolguy
He used to keep a water bottle by his face to promote his bottled water company. The worst part is: it worked.
BreakfastShots
"Is water phone?" -Jayden Smith
SomebodyCallKennyLoggins
How can coconut water be real if our phones aren't real.
maohvixen
In this economy?
neverdouttheworm
And then the wolves came
economyinthis
In THIS economy
Mposel
Looks like maybe he's using it to cool his face?
HomeXX
Screamed the stable boy
TheRicM
It's got electrolytes
howneatisthaat
As the prophesy foretold
sp1cychick3n
lol
jellyfi5h
But at what cost?
monkeyshark
Thanks for the chuckle.
jennym123
...And then the wolves came.
Puninthe0ven
In this economy?