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RandomImgurian
idk I really, really don't like these, I guess because the artstyle reminds me of those godawful weedbro comics.
faithfuldoubt
Cringe dump.
xeeo
Holy christ on a cracker, there's a lot of jaded people on here.
Solivoid
Welcome to Imgur, pal.
CloseupCaptionReaction
This actually makes me a little sad. It's been too long since I had a relationship which was this nice. Being single sometimes sucks
jdraitt
You'll be ok bro. Improve and love yourself, it'll happen.
NNotRoss
Roses are red, Life is a lie, Existence is pain, I just want to die.
hkffizdzdzjzjjfzfizizffjz
Seeing these makes me cringe more than all the cringe dumps combined
FreeFloatingFullTorsoVaporousApparition
Man if they ever break up...
weirdoinuse
Like someone took my life with my ex and wrote it down before i found out about the cheating.
YonderOver
How'd you end up finding out? :(
weirdoinuse
Kept telling him to stop talking to her.. he didnt.. it got worse.
whyisthisusernametaken
leanestbenis
I miss no hair anywhere..
WinterGrasp
Looking at these is like eating shit glazed in honey.
OaksParcel
I don't envy this at all. This seems like an unhealthy level of clinginess.
flacoloco
a lot of these are new to me
TheUltimateChynaCat
Me too
icyanddicey
comics or feelings?
Fheuef
pickpickpick
These are so freaking creepy.
bronayne
Either I'm in a coma, or someone keeps posting this same shit every fucking day.
KingKrown
You need to wake up!
CoolSnackChris
Please wake up bronayne, you've been sleeping for years
Shoutrr
zero drawing talent and taking already used theme from other more talented artists. Why is this a thing ?
Sassmachine
IIRC, she actually is pretty talented, but doesn't show it in these comics.
MisterNoGo
"Comics"
FWBatman
And now I have to vomit.
DrQuack1
OMFG, Am I the only one who finds these insanely sappy and really fucking annoying? I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE! PLEASE.
Sauroctonus
They look like those goldfish with the eyes that look like they're popping out.
nagelbett
These are cute, but they get a little same-y after four or five: she loves her boyfriend, she loves his beard. Got it.
MisterNoGo
They get a obnoxious after about half of one.
Awintersday
omg you figured it out youre a genius. youre the SMARTEST FUCKING PERSON. congrats you misanthropic genius fuck
Zenithilior
Haha this guy ^.
TheMrPendragon
I understand your point of view, but if you feel that way these comics aren't for you. Even if the theme is redundant, I still love them.
Kodaxmax
also because it gets reposted atleast twice a day.
votfgz
love of beard seems pretty ironic considering #3
nagelbett
He must not like kissing them as much as she does.
zemyla
She may like hair on him but not on herself. I am the same way.
skellington01
Is it me or every 3rd person in the world has a web comic these days and they all look exactly the same?
Fheuef
It's you.
skellington01
Apparently it's not
TheBannedLewst
charkleman
Same.
MrPredator
I'd rather be alone than be with people that make me feel alone.
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
I am not lonely, you are lonely ! *sobs..
BowDown2Me
sigh ;-;
Crazymustard
Picture this face looking at a cell phone, on the toilet
KnightStriker
I can feel this one hit hard...
FriendlyEagle
Well shit... so lonely
ThatWeirdAlienFromMars
;-;
ManMashine
AladdinSaiyan
xann101
Chin up, your ship will sail. It's probably just held up by pirates or something
XiYen13
Look at me. I'm the significant other now.
xann101
ProxyPlayerHD
That is prolly like 90% of people here, including myself.
Chillingworth
Username relatable
I2obiN
What movie was this from again?
ToxicSword
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
wrinklyflute
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
I2obiN
thank you
Williamania
*Loneliness intensifies*
Suur
*is only child* *intensifies harder*
Iassann
[Loneling in spanish]
Gio5765
canmyusernameliveuptotherest
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diamondfinder511
Why do I feel bad for a meme now
sexybuttercup
.
FriscoPlus
.
Skelemental
Good night, sweet prince.
cannedllamasoups
Reminds of the the finale of Samuri Jack
Samsquantch82
They're cute and all, but she seems desperately clingy. Like me in a relationship.
TienDow
I think there is an appropriate level of being addicted to someone. I'll pass on trying to draw the line at the moment =)
skelitor120
I was getting the impression that they're setting a very deadly dependency on each other if they break up. But maybe im just a broken person
iwishi
I think they're cute, but the checking the time one made me wince a bit. Exaggerated, I'm sure, but not healthy!
TheBasementNerd
Some like it, some don't
warslinger
Yeah, all those seemed pretty normal to me
TheBasementNerd
......I never made this comment. What the fuck
Solivoid
The award to the most pointless comment goes to...
TheBasementNerd
BUT I DIDN'T MAKE THIS COMMENT. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT CAME FROM
Solivoid
BUT YOU'RE GETTING AN AWARD ANYWAY ARE YOU EVEN DRESSED!?
TheBasementNerd
NOÔÖŒÓÒÕØ
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Yes, this seems to be happiness. I read about that somewhere once
iamkarlpilkington
How could you forget.. these are on front page nearly everyday atm
SanderTheStrange
Happiness? Does that taste good?
lordcirth
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/unhappy
NAPSTABLOOK22
The number of upvotes is 699, sorry I can't, no, stop I have to ruin it, but I can't, help, +1
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
I was happy once! Well kind of, turns out it was just gas.
NAPSTABLOOK22
Look at the gif in the subcomment directly below this one then read this one
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
Thank you for that.
NAPSTABLOOK22
My pleasure
Babbsykun1337
It's really great when it happens
NAPSTABLOOK22
Read the subcomment directly above this one then look at the gif
catmonger
Are there pictures of them? Of what they actually look like?
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SparelyFunctional
Oh god, they're even more adorable irl. I'm going back to bed.
10tacles
https://youtu.be/Dlqq1Wdnclk
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
I promise I'm not stalking, I was legitimately going to comment on this comment before I noticed your username again. Also, I relate more to
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
the sad comments on these comics than to the comments, which is new. Life gets better.
StrayLilCat
Your user name is my fav DW ship.
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Thank you! It's mine, too. Also, The Bad Wolf is possibly my favorite plot arch.
masterpants
I've only seen it written, never spoken. What does it sound like? Is it like "ha-pee-niz"?
Dule13
Ha-penis
TheGhostofElizabethShue
#4 Steal towl, put towel in dryer, hot towel is locked in dryer because of timed safety lock made by Satan, explain to angry wet girlfriend.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Satan just wants you to have a nice warm towel :(
ManMashine
Step1: get a girlfriend… Step2: get a dryer…
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
You only own one towel?
wuzzyvear
There is only one towel that is not "for decoration", in his house.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Oh look at mister fancy two towels over here guys!
TheGhostofElizabethShue
I own a great many towels. Who wants to touch me?
Sassmachine
It's a reeeeeeally rare towel.
GeneralMinuteman
Press the cancel button. Cycle will stop. Now press and hold the cancel button. Door will unlock.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Nope. I've even been on to the manufacturer about it, it's some safety bullshit that can't be overridden.
tehevilsmurf
Get a new dryer...
TheGhostofElizabethShue
...no.
DIINKELBERG
ArisMis
MrMagnanimous
As you wish.
DIINKELBERG
Thanl you????
MrMagnanimous
Weclome!
DIINKELBERG
Sorry for the "?????". I was very drunk.
halborski
Even better with one subtle change http://imgur.com/wJYwhdX
MrMagnanimous
I betterized it!
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Now he looks like a ninja
MrMagnanimous
QwertyBam
A damn fine job, mate.
FriendlyEagle
Beautiful
chiplizard
These weird me out because the woman looks like a child
Sassmachine
Dude looks like a kid with a beard, so. . . that doesn't actually make it any better.
chiplizard
I guess the beard fooled me
jameshworm
Yes! The sexual ones make me cringe.
AVoiceOfReason
Then he's also a child because he's only a few inches taller.
chiplizard
Size doesn't denote age. I'm only saying what it looks like not trying to over analyze it
Aquilarden
She also draws like one.
chiplizard
She draws better than me
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
And acts like one
Solivoid
I thought that was the point? Their clingy relationship practically imitates a father-daughter relationship. Only much stranger.
chiplizard
I didn't even think of it that way. To be honest I have 0 relationship experience so maybe I'm the weird one
Solivoid
I'm agreeing with you and you're calling yourself "the weird one"? Okay.
chiplizard
True, just sharing that I may not be the best to even have an opinion on this
McKavian
From the content, I just assumed she was short, not a child.
chiplizard
I realize that she's short, not a child, she just looks and seems very child like
McKavian
Some people confuse 'child like' with 'cute'. If I start dating again, I want her to be a woman, not a child. I already have a daughter.
chiplizard
Makes sense. I'm a woman and unintentionally have always fallen for guys significantly older than me
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
I'm cold and cynical on the inside. The idea of intimacy with a woman after what I've been through is terrifying. But damn, that was cute.
Gh0stshad0w1291
I'm the same but you'll find someone eventually that will warm that bitter heart. And when you do, hold on to it.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Let's hope so. I got a good thing going being dead inside. Even now there's this woman that I can't help feeling giddy around but I'm not
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Going to get my hopes up on just a "chance"
Deathcardz
Waa, waaa, WAAAAAA
VagisilToothpaste
I was with you til the last sentence. Cute isn't the word I'd use. Saccharine is better. Nauseating even moreso.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Try men.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Pass. Not attractive to me.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Ya like dags?
frodobaggin
Sure, i like dogs. I like caravans more.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
It's fuh mee ma
shadowex3
Traps.
gizmoismycat
How do these comics still make FP every other day?
AVoiceOfReason
Because they're good.
AVoiceOfReason
Next question?
SeekingSomething
mudstew
I love them. I could read them a million times and they never get old.
Fheuef
I feel the same. They're just too adorable... Some people are all over puppies but honestly I love this kind of things (and kitties too) :D
mudstew
It gives me warm fuzzies :)
StrayLilCat
Because imgur is lonely and must live vicariously through comics they must also simultaneously bitterly shit all over.
Bigdaddyclean
Yes these are things
dashers
I wish my wife was into me this much.
f0rgt10
So true it hurts
BucketsOfBearBait
Did you try kissing her forehead?
Fit137
I also wish your wife was into me this much
blurgh
I wish his wife could stop being into me this much
allthatjazzrighthere
What's her love language?
JustaSecretary
Good question! Knowing my wife's love language and her knowing mine has helped our relationship a ton!
allthatjazzrighthere
So true. It's like the science of love.
Sithofsiths
YES SOMEONE ELSE WHO KNOWS ABOUT THESE!
CrossfireHurricane
Take the initiative, they live it as much as we do, go for a picnic in the park with a nice walk and surprise her with flowers afterwards!
AnythingMuchShorter
You advice people with your advice. Like people haven't tried stuff. Hey my kid misbehaves "Try talking to him about why it's a problem" DUR
AnythingMuchShorter
"my wife seems to resent me." "ooh, talk about your feelings, do stuff together, listen to her!" Thanks man! No ones ever heard that before!
CrossfireHurricane
well, Sir.
CrossfireHurricane
Fuck you too :)
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Insomnia297
Ironically, the bottom is bottomless.
darkestkale
Roll on the F.A.T.A.L. table for anal circumference (butt stuff is good stuff)
MrMagnanimous
ilovegramsalot
AVoiceOfReason
I never see users on Imgur talking about male-on-female anal. Just female-on-male.
MrMagnanimous
Not sure why either. Guys concerned over downvotes for stating their preferences? Still a giggle-y subject when it's girl-on-guy? *shrugs*
AVoiceOfReason
Every comment about a male taking it up the ass from a female gets numerous upvotes. No reason for concern there, lol.
Insomnia297
Male on female? Is that possible?
FiveFtP0tato
I wish I felt like my husband is into me this much. He says he is, he's just bad at expressing it?
Ireallylikebigdogs
Most of her comments are about how appreciative she is. You might not be. That's not a bad thing.
illuminerdy
SAME! Sometimes I feel down because he doesn't show me affection like in Catana's comics, but I do understand that simply isn't him.
FiveFtP0tato
See he used to be. We've just been through alot and he's changed. I hope one day we'll adapt better.
illuminerdy
As long as you both love each other, it will be fine, all relationships change and we'd be silly to think that it'll always be perfect.
RobotMassacre538
Well I don't think I need to remind you but Catana comics are not realistic and real relationships shouldn't be compared to them
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TylersSenseOfEnnui
For Christ sakes people he didn't say "Men don't feel emotions and women are big cry babies!" He said we show it differently which is true.
hearttree
my husband and I have been together for almost 7 years and he is AMAZING to me. some men don't express their emotions well, some do
SquidJesus
I do~!
FiveFtP0tato
True, men say what they mean most of the time so I've been told.
amynanamouse
I am sure the man that told you that meant it.
FiveFtP0tato
He did. My dad. Only good advice he's ever given me.
GoEatADick
You may have different love languages
IfTheresTwoThingsIKnowInLifeItsHowToUnderDeliver
Was looking for this, some people just don't realize they express love differently, which can be a challenge
FiveFtP0tato
We grew up together from babies up. We got married at 16 and had our daughter. At 21 we seperated for 3 years. It's been since Sep. We are
FiveFtP0tato
relearning and it's been difficult espically considering our living situations.
FiveFtP0tato
Our 20's was full of abuse, neglect, he's cheated 7 times I've left 6. We've had exes at this point. She beat him, my ex raped me.
OneShucklak
Go eat a dick.
OneShucklak
People suck at reading uaernames
Kaysmira
I've read the book, and it seems to me that everyone uses all of them, but we prioritize differently. What is important is making your>>
Kaysmira
partner feel loved. Screaming "I worked all day for you" or "I cleaned the whole damn house" isn't helping. Those things are good things>>
Kaysmira
but you can't force someone to accept that currency to FEEL loved. It doesn't have to be big, a candy bar, holding hands, quiet chat.
AVoiceOfReason
"the book" Okay, that's really informative buddy.
Kaysmira
http://www.5lovelanguages.com/resources/books/
Kaysmira
Sorry, I'm not the one that downvoted you. The book is somewhat well known, I assumed a bit much maybe that others would remember it.